Monday, July 21, 2008

DMX arrested more times than R. Kelly has touched little girls!


Seriously, it must totally suck ass to be DMX (real name Earl Simmons). He was just arrested for the sixth time in 2 1/2 months yesterday for giving a false name and Social Security number to a Mayo Clinic to get out of paying $7,500 in medical expenses. He was also arrested on July 2 for outstanding warrants, June 27 for buying drugs off an undercover officer, June 23, May 9, and May 7.

I bet his mom framed all of his mugshots and hung them on the wall because she's just so damn proud.