JoJo passes out during performance

It's not the JoJo you're thinking of, don't worry. I'm talking about K-Ci and JoJo, who haven't really been in the limelight for 10 years (their last hit was All My Life back in 1998, and the only reason I know that is because I sang it to my ex-girlfriend because I was an effing geek in 8th grade.)

Anyway, during their performance of All My Life, JoJo isn't even on stage for the start, then randomly wanders back on stage and sings for about a good minute, then passes the hell out. And probably the best part, K-Ci just looks at him and keeps singing. Classic! Check it out!

YouTube link'o'the day.

First, there was "CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!"

Then, there was... well, everything else.

Now, to raise the bar back up again, Lisa (Huh??!!!!) from America's Next Top Model, Cycle 5, is hitting the charts and youtube hard with this insta-classic POS video for her (WHAT?!?!!!) song, "Ace of Spades". I nearly threw a brick thru my laptop screen. So, without further ado...

Britney Goes Through the Motions At the VMAs

Well the long awaited comeback happened. She got up there... and... flailed.
I was one of those people who - unlike Kanye West - was looking forward to Brit-Brit's comeback. And she just lipsynced hard. But I was sure it was because she was getting ready for some craaaazy Chris Angel shizz... but alas even Chris Angels magic couldn't stop Britney from looking thick from the side. Her face looked pretty dope, but she should have worn more than that! Definitely not fat... don't get me wrong... but not fit either.

Where the F was Chris Angel???

Overall she looked uncomfortable, moved as much as Mount Rushmore, and didn't do anything special -- so I give her comeback performance... a D.

Love the song... hated the shite performance.