Russell Brand is a slut...and MORE!!

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Katy Perry pic -- nakedness and pizza. 'Nuff said. (amygrindhouse)

Olivia Munn Playboy pics! (celezbrity)

Robert Pattinson beaten and arrested in NYC?! (smack)

Russell Brand throws it in 7 chicks. (ayyyy)

Wow. Perez Hilton apologizes. He's still a douchebag. (POTP)

Megan Fox thinks she's ugly. Someone smack her. (gabby)

Rosie O will be all up in your eardrums, yo. (bitten)

Ric Flair's status with WWE. (wrestling)

Carrie Prejean no longer Miss California...and MORE!!

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Speidi leaves I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! because of Heidi's ulcer. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears dating her agent. (VBT)

Celeb relationship broken down by our girl Effie! (examiner)

Carrie Prejean loses her Miss California crown! (smack)

Deets on Megan Fox's new movie. (bedhead)

Check out Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's new headbands. (ayyyy)

Jon Gosselin cheats on Kate on her birthday?! (POTP)

Danica Patrick's new sexy GoDaddy commercial. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian rocks a new hairdo. (bitten)

Ric Flair becoming new Raw GM? (wrestling)

Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken off...and MORE!!

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Reese Witherspoon works on her fitness for new role. (amygrindhouse)

I'm not in the Bloods or the Crips, I'm just checking out these Tips!! (VBT)

Experts examine the drama in celebrity relationships!! (examiner)

Britney Spears gets blood on a designer dress. Umm...yeah, she didn't cut herself, if ya smell what I'm cookin'. (smack)

Gwyneth Paltrow talks sh*t about one of her friends. (bedhead)

Tori Spelling's boobs look like medicine balls. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken to ride him. Well, his coattails anyway. (POTP)

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman hit up Broadway together. (gabby)

Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer's ex-wife arrested for child abuse. Bitch. (bitten)

Jim Ross says Ric Flair will return to the ring! (wrestling)

Ashlee Simpson pregnant again?!?!...and MORE!!!

Even celebs get acne! (VBT)

Anna Faris looks HOT in Nylon magazine. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem rocks Jimmy Kimmel! (smack)

Trent Reznor is p*ssy-whipped. (bedhead)

Christian Bale talks smack to a Machine. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz knocks up Ashlee again?! (POTP)

Green Day almost quit music back in the day! (gabby)

Helen Phillips Got Milk? ad campaign! (bitten)

Ric Flair returns at Judgment Day last night and will be on RAW tonight! (wrestling)

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Blink 182 is touring this summer...and MORE!!!

Jason Taylor threw it in another chick, so his wife is throwing divorce papers at him! (VBT)

Eminem says Mariah Carey loves golden showers. Ew. (amygrindhouse)

Stifler's mom is STILL hot. And STILL has a nice fake rack. smack)

Marilyn Manson channels his inner...Boy George? WTF? (bedhead)

People en Espanol name the 50 Most Beautiful mamacitas. (ayyyy)

Eminem talks Jessica Simpson and Tomy Romo. (POTP)

Blink 182, Weezer, and Fall Out Boy touring together this summer!! FTW!!! (gabby)

Jon & Kate Plus 8 season premiere is all about the tabloids! (bitten)

Ric Flair getting back in the ring?! (wrestling)

The King of Pop is BACK...and MORE!!!!

Hey, when I was with your mom last night, she wanted me to remind you to take your poll this morning. (celeb news)

What the f*ck?! Chris Brown and Rihanna got married?! (smack)

Ashlee and Pete's son from the Jungle Book! (candy)

Keira Knightley and her brother look creepy. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady hits up Entourage. (POTP)

And the whole world has to answer right now just tell you once again -- WHO'S BACK?! (gabby)

Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order: SVU admitted to hospital again. (bitten)

Ric Flair wrestling at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Jillian Barberie thinks Fox sucks...and MORE!!!

Hey Taylor, update your site so I don't have to keep coming up with clever things on your link! (celeb news)

Jillian Barberie is SUPER heated. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher is gonna kill you if you're his neighbor. (candy)

This is a creepy Rihanna look-alike. (ayyyy)

Lily Allen wants to bone your grandpa. (POTP)

Tim Hasselbeck gives his wife Elisabeth the "QB Sneak." (gabby)

Pamela Anderson is in love...and not with Tommy Lee for the 482nd time! (bitten)

Ric Flair attacked by a bear?! (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan is as thin as a candy cane...and MORE!!!

Polls about celebrities are almost as good as pancakes! (celeb news)

Lindsay Lohan could hide behind a pencil and disappear. (smack)

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you, for the first time ever...THE BRANGELINA TWINS! (candy)

Maggie Gyllenhaal channels her inner Mary Poppins. (ayyyy)

AnnaLynne McCord loves to ride. Wow. (POTP)

Nicole Scherzinger rubs her..umm..."Pussy Cat Doll" on stage. (gabby)

Madonna's riding A-Rod again? (bitten)

Ric Flair at Wrestlemania 25?! WOOOOOOO!!! (wrestling)

Carrie Underwood really isn't a bitch...and MORE!!!

Rare photos of Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain!! (smack)

Ice T pretty much bangs his wife in the open. (candy)

Julia Ormond is missing a little something from her dress...like umm, a front? (ayyyy)

Nelly and Ashanti getting engaged?! (POTP)

Carrie Underwood sets the record straight about her, Tony Romo, and Jessica Simpson! (gabby)

Akon moving to Africa if John McCain becomes President! (bitten)

Speaking of John McCain, check him out on SNL this past weekend! (yuddy)

Ric Flair denies a return to the ring! (wrestling)

Remember when Tara Reid had a smokin body?..and MORE!!!

Poor Tara Reid. She looks so upset over her wonky stomach. (smack)

Raven-Symone gets loud...with caps lock...on her Myspace. WATCH OUT! (candy)

Chevy Chase lays the verbal smackdown on Sarah Palin. (POTP)

AC/DC fans buy tickets for their new tour to see them die? (gabby)

No way...Katie Holmes is a man!! (bitten)

Hello, creepy! Gwyneth Paltrow wears black to mourn Madonna's failed marriage. (yuddy)

Jim Ross comments on Ric Flair's possible return to the ring. (wrestling)

The Nature Boy to style and profile again?!...and MORE!!!

Pink drops the hammer on Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson! (smack)

Christina Aguilera and her veiny boobs just look....not...good. (candy)

Liz Hurley and Scary Spice celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month by...well, letting them all hang out. (ayyyy)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just ruined Halloween. (POTP)

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back together because Jen's knocked up?! (gabby)

Halle Berry talks about her sex life. Pretty frickin graphically too. (bitten)

Eminem's book drops tomorrow!!! (yuddy)

Ric Flair returning to the ring?! (wrestling)

Holy dramafest! Tea leaves her hubby for Billy Bob...and MORE!!!

Tea Leoni left David Duchovny for Billy Bob Thornton! (smack)

Elizabeth Hurley has great dedication to acting, and tons of bresticular fortitude. (candy)

I'm convinced Demi Moore and Courteney Cox-Arquette came from the same vagina. (ayyyy)

Jamie Lynn looks like a piece of dried up dog poop. (POTP)

Critics give Katie Holmes the proverbial Rock Bottom. (gabby)

Looking for a sex tape with an old guy and teenage girl? You might be in luck...and no worries, it's not Hugh Hefner. Although that'd be funny. (bitten)

Emma Watson has a boyfriend! Whammy. (yuddy)

Win a night out with The Nature Boy!! WOOOOOOO!!! (wrestling)

The Olsens are twin bitches...and MORE!!!

Diddy doesn't own a private jet! Just a wing. Seriously. (smack)

The new Seinfeld/Windows Vista commercial sucks. (candy)

Mena Suvari went from hot to ugly to hot again. (ayyyy)

The universe isn't as f*cked as we thought! Tara Reid is NOT engaged! (POTP)

Barack Obama appearing on SNL this week! (gabby)

Being neighbors with the Olsen twins is the opposite of what is good. (bitten)

Jim Ross worried about Ric Flair!! (wrestling)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck might get slapped by Mrs. Obama...and MORE!!!

Pete Wentz used to love playing Roulette. The Russian kind. (smack)

Anne Hathaway should never be on a magazine cover again. (candy)

Katy Perry is hot, but she dresses like a blind person. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson looks pregnant, further proving that Tony Romo wants to be Tom Brady. (POTP)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks smack about Michelle Obama. What a bitch. (gabby)

Mama Knowles loves Beyonce. Solange? Not so much. (bitten)

Ric Flair beaten up by his daughter's boyfriend! (wrestling)

Paris Hilton loves purity rings...and MORE!!

Wendy Williams speaks out on why she didn't beat the crap out of Omarosa. (smack)

David Beckham is hot that even guys check out his junk in the bathroom! (candy)

Worst dressed at the VMA's! (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton sticks up for the JoBros without calling the rest of us sluts! (POTP)

Joel Madden loves him some cottage cheese thighs! (gabby)

Victoria Beckham looks like a boy. Ew. (bitten)

Ric Flair's daughter arrested! (wrestling)

Ric Flair still stylin' and profilin'

This is totally the wrestling geek in me coming out, but Ric Flair was on the Best Damn Sports Show the other day, and then TMZ caught him out on the streets. Granted I still think TMZ is a flaming pile of crap, but this video just shows how much The Nature Boy still is the man. WOOOOOOO!!!!

Check it out here!

Another celebrity having twins...and MORE!!!

Lisa Marie Presley is the next celebrity to be knocked up with twins. Somewhere, a drug dealer is crying. (smack)

Daddy Lohan doesn't approve of his daughter's lesbian wedding. (candy)

When Paris wears it on her shirt, she means it! (ayyyy)

Rihanna pops something on Chris Brown, and it's not what you pervs think! (POTP)

She may suck at hosting awards shows, but Miley is tops in something! (gabby)

Blake Lively is making the rounds to promote her new movie...and her 9-ft long legs! (bitten)

Ric Flair gone from WWE?! (wrestling)

House Floor gets the Figure-Four!!

SUE MYRICK FOR PRESIDENT!!

With the economy sucking, gas prices going up, and President Bush pissing off the better part of the world, Congresswoman Sue Myrick took the House floor to discuss an important matter...

The retirement of 16-time World Champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!! WOOOOOO!!!!

I sh*t you not friends, this is 100% real and quite possibly the best thing I've ever heard or seen that has to do with politics. Check out Sue Myrick stylin' and profilin'! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Who looks flashier??? (The Hills versus Space Mountain)

Audrina from "The Hills" as guest Pussycat Doll Friday night in Vegas?


Or 59 year-old "Nature Boy" Ric Flair making his way to the ring last night for his last match at Wrestlemania???