If Megan Fox ever poses nude, my life will be complete...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a restraining order against her stalker. Thank Heavens she didn't fix the problem with a boob reduction. (smack)

Brangelina disses Seacrest!! (candy)

Jessica Alba rocks her pajamas to a movie. Hello, easy access. (ayyyy)

Kayne's getting nekkid? (POTP)

Megan Fox is a tranny? (gabby)

Happy 2009! The Girls Next Door and Aubrey O'Day are getting naked!! (bitten)

Two superstars named for induction to the WWE Hall of Fame! (wrestling)

Kendra Wilkinson is engaged!

One of Hugh Hefner's many ex-girlfriend's, Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson, is tying the knot with Philadelphia Eagles' wide receiver Hank Baskett. Better yet, Hef himself broke the news!

Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June.

Everyone at the Dirt sends their congratulations, but we need the answer to a burning question. Is Kendra a better...ahem...wide receiver than Hank?

Hugh Hefner already has replacement for "Girls Next Door"

Hugh Hefner is officially the biggest pimp in the world. Everyone thought he'd be heartbroken after losing his girlfriend Holly and the rest of the Girls Next Door, but it turns out he had no trouble finding a replacement. Actually, he found two -- the Shannon twins, Kristina and Karissa. Better yet, they're only 19!

Downside, they look like hell without makeup. Check out their mugshots from this past January when they were arrested for aggravated assault.


Ew. That is the opposite of what is sexy.

Suri Cruise is in a glass case of emotion...and MORE!!!

Jack Osbourne must be the happiest guy in the world. Natalie Portman is single! (smack)

What every married couple should hope NOT to turn out like: Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Parker Posey killed a stuffed animal to make a purse. (ayyyy)

The true answers to all the Girls Next Door drama! (POTP)

You know the kids at school who walk around with crazy facepaint, dark leather trenchcoats, and don't hang out with anyone? Yeah, that'll be Suri Cruise. (gabby)

Not really celebrity news, but...how do you cure Multiple Sclerosis? NAKED CLOWNS! (bitten)

Stone Cold Steve Austin to wrestle one last match at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Hugh Hefner tying the knot?

Word on the street is that The Hef asked Girls Next Door stars Bridget and Kendra to move out because he's going to marry his girlfriend, Holly Madison.

Prenup? I think so.