Robert Pattinson is NOT dead...and MORE!!

Robert Pattinson is alive. (amygrindhouse)

When I see Madonna's face it gives me hell. (smack)

Katy Perry prayed for bigger boobs. (bedhead)

It looks like Holly Madison is wearing a bunch of trees in a scary movie. No seriously...I swear I saw that scene in Pet Sematary. (ayyyy)

Kourtney Kardashian abortion?! Almost. (POTP)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together? (gabby)

Jon Gosselin's new reality TV show. (bitten)

Hint that Jeff Hardy is leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Angelina Jolie nude (kinda)...and MORE!!

A nude Angelina Jolie statue. WTF? (amygrindhouse)

The Bachelorette is a slut. (smack)

Katy Perry looks more yummy than usual. (bedhead)

Miley Cyrus stalker arrested again. (POTP)

Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Saturday and is already expecting baby #4? (gabby)

The Bachelorette got cheated on already? Hahahaha this broad's life sucks. (bitten)

Brian Kendrick released over drugs? (wrestling)

Katy Perry Josh Groban tattoo

With all the rumors going around about Katy Perry dating/hooking up with Josh Groban, she decided to have a little fun with her fans. She threw up this pic on Twitter, showing off a sweet fake tattoo of Josh's name on her boob -- too bad she spelled it wrong! Then again, maybe it's part of the joke...or maybe she's just an idiot.

Russell Brand is a slut...and MORE!!

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Katy Perry pic -- nakedness and pizza. 'Nuff said. (amygrindhouse)

Olivia Munn Playboy pics! (celezbrity)

Robert Pattinson beaten and arrested in NYC?! (smack)

Russell Brand throws it in 7 chicks. (ayyyy)

Wow. Perez Hilton apologizes. He's still a douchebag. (POTP)

Megan Fox thinks she's ugly. Someone smack her. (gabby)

Rosie O will be all up in your eardrums, yo. (bitten)

Ric Flair's status with WWE. (wrestling)

Bradley Cooper confirms The Hangover 2...and MORE!!

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Will Smith and his wifey Jada will totally bang in your house. (amygrindhouse)

Here. Drool over Jessica Biel's ass. (VBT)

Chaz "Don't call me Chastity anymore or I'll slap you where you pee" Bono. (smack)

Katy Perry sues Katie Perry. (bedhead)

Fergie will go Wolverine on your ass. (ayyyy)

Sacha Baron Cohen's gets naked for GQ. (POTP)

Taylor Swift raps with T-Pain! (gabby)

The Hangover v2.0 confirmed! (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy posts blog about his reputation -- READ IT. (wrestling)

Katy Perry talks about "Waking Up in Vegas"

Katy Perry is clearly eccentric. That's pretty much half the attraction people have to her (aside from the fact that she has a smokin' body and she's hot.) Katy covers the June issue of Blender magazine, and talks about the inspiration for her latest hit Waking Up in Vegas.

I don’t think I’ve ever told anybody this. What inspired it [was] this boy I was dating at the time. I was 21. We went to Vegas on a whim and we decided to get fake married. We took all the pictures with the minister, with the fake cake, in the fake chapel and got a fake marriage certificate. We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the sh*t out of them. It was the most hilarious, stupid prank I’ve ever pulled. I still have the wedding dress and the certificate. Waking Up in Vegas is basically a song about getting into trouble with your best friend or your boyfriend or your girlfriend -- or whoever you’re with -- and not having any “I’m sorry for what I did.”

I'd love to hang out with Katy for a weekend and just see what kind of stuff we'd pull off. I have a feeling there's a good chance we'd be arrested when it's all said and done.

Kate's gonna hate Jon times 8...and MORE!!!

I miss the juice boxes called Ssips, now check out these tips!! (VBT)

Ever wonder what Tori Spelling's cooter looks like? Well, here ya go! (amygrindhouse)

Melissa Rivers tells all about Celebrity Apprentice, including acting like a whiny little bitch when she left. (smack)

Woohoo!! Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere caught in an all-female threesome at Disney!! (bedhead)

Yay for designers using less fabric during the recession!! (ayyyy)

Doug Reinhardt lays some dude out over Paris Hilton. (POTP)

Paula and Simon are in love? (gabby)

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has a date that's not with Kate!! (bitten)

WWE throwing together new tag teams. (wrestling)

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy back together

There's been a ton of stuff going on couples-wise from this weekend, including a reunion! Katy Perry and Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes have apparently re-ignited the fire and are giving it another go. Travis pretty much put all of the blame on himself for their December breakup, saying he was really immature and they were moving way too fast, but now it's "easy breezy" and he's really in love.

Anyone else find it ironic that a day after Katy gets back from a trip to Barbados with Rihanna (who clearly can't learn to walk away from a boyfriend that beats the sh*t out of her), Katy gets back together with her ex?

Rihanna & Katy Perry are vacationing together in Barbados

Thank God for make-up, good photographers, and airbrushing.

No babies for Katy Perry...and MORE!!!

NBA star Zach Randolph nailed for DUI. (videoblogging)

Eminem makes fun of Kim Kardashian in his latest video, and she likes it! (smack)

Octomom is getting a reality show. F*ck our lives. (bedhead)

A-List awards = Toga party! (ayyyy)

Katy Perry loves the No Baby Candy. (POTP)

Amy Winehouse shows St. Lucia her ta-ta's. (gabby)

Michael Lohan clears his schedule for his broken-hearted daughter. (bitten)

Todd Grisham replaces Tazz on the Smackdown! announce team? (wrestling)

Katy Perry in Esquire magazine

Katy Perry hits up the new Esquire magazine (looking totally sexy, by the way), and touches on a bunch of topics during her interview.

On Her Dream Outfit/Performance: "I always wanted to suspend from the ceiling in a twirling banana. I'm going to be inside the banana. So the banana drops into a fruit bowl with the other sparkling, glorious fruit, and their tops pop off and dancers come out and help peel me out of the banana. I have a fascination with fruit."

On Her Aspirations and the Media: "I'd like to say I'd like to be as big as a Gwen or a Madonna, but I think those days of achieving that level are over. The media is bringing everybody down.

On the Paparazzi: "I don't ever do anything to try and bring it upon myself. There are ten thousand other restaurants besides the Ivy. I'm not obsessed with getting my picture taken. You know, there's just so much taken out of context. There’s so much nit-picking. I turned my data alerts off."

On Her Dating Preferences: "I have a soft spot for musicians. If a man could ride this roller coaster with me and come out alive, then I guess we'd deserve each other's company. But I don't really have the right energy to be with somebody right now, because when I love somebody, I love somebody. Like, I want to marry them. I don't date around. I haven’t been on a date."

On Her Esquire Photo Shoot: "I aimed a little bit sexy with the hair. I wanted to just grow up a little bit. I'll be twenty-five this year."

Ellen and Portia want to procreate...and MORE!!!!

Coming soon: A poll on who hopes Chris Brown gets his ass kicked. (celeb news)

Ellen and Portia wanna have kids and cattle. (smack)

Nadya Suleman is doing a good job spending our tax dollars. (candy)

WTF is Katy Perry wearing? (ayyyy)

Why are we still talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight? (POTP)

Has LiLo moved on to Lily Allen? (gabby)

Kingston Rossdale chills with the Beckhams. (bitten)

The Rock is electrifying Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Katy Perry dating Benji Madden???...and MORE!!!

Kristen Gum from the Travel Channel + bikini = excellent. (celeb news)

Fellas, get your A-Game ready! Hayden Panettiere is single! (smack)

Salma Hayek gets hitched on Valentine's Day. How puketastic. (candy)

Lindsay Lohan needs to pig out at Mickey D's. (ayyyy)

Ray J knocks up a contestant on For the Love of Ray J!!! (POTP)

Katy Perry and Benji Madden? FTW!! (gabby)

Model-turned-boxer Sarah Blewden banned for fake boobies!! (bitten)

WWE Hall of Fame just got Funky!! (wrestling)

Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Katy Perry is so hot that even little kids want her...and MORE!!!

Rock of Love Bus -- the train wreck you just can't turn away from! (celebrity news)

And now, for your viewing pleasure...A Night in Paris v2.0?! (smack)

Beyonce KILLS IT at Obama's Inaugural Ball. (candy)

Meryl Streep and Cucu Diamante look like they're wearing a mix between a cupcake wrapper and a table cover. (ayyyy)

Looking at Katy Perry makes little kids faint. (POTP)

God isn't pleased with Miley Cyrus right now. (gabby)

Obama's Inauguration Video and Speech Transcript. Enjoy history! (bitten)

Update on Austin vs Hogan at Wrestlemania 25!! (wrestling)

Lily Allen wants to give out Katy Perry's number...and MORE!!!

Lily Allen giving out Katy Perry's phone number? (smack)

Jennifer Aniston stomps on Brad Pitt. (candy)

Madonna spreads her legs more than my ex-girlfriend. (ayyyy)

Britney probably just f*cked herself for her tour. (POTP)

Have no fear, LiRo is still together! (gabby)

Hugh Hefner has a new girlfriend...pretty sure that makes 3. (bitten)

Ted DiBiase Jr.'s return date! (wrestling)

Katy Perry is single!!!!

And with a story that reeks of awesomeness for fellas (and some ladies) -- Katy Perry is single!! Her and boyfriend, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy, called it quits after a year of dating. Apparently they were fighting all the time and just decided to call it quits.

Fan-f*cking-tastic!!

Katy Perry is engaged...and MORE!!!

The winner of Survivor: Gabon, Bob Crowley, is interviewed!! (smack)

Ashlee Simpson likes it up the poop shoot. Seriously. (candy)

Tom Cruise uses his Scientology powers to put baby in a trance. (ayyyy)

Britney and Ellen spread the Holiday cheer. (POTP)

Katy Perry kissed a Gym Class Hero and she liked it...so much that she's engaged. (gabby)

Stevie Wonder will dance his blind ass off on Dancing with the Stars. (bitten)

**SPOILER ALERT** New tag team champions crowned in TNA? (wrestling)

Katy Perry apologizes to Lily Allen

Katy Perry told Usmagazine.com that she'd like to apologize for a comment she made about being the skinny version Lily Allen.

Yeah, I made a joke about [that] earlier this year. I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny. I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously.

No word on whether or not Lily has accepted, but she was PISSED at Katy when she heard about the comments, blasting her for not being English or writing her own songs.

Celebrity Look-alikes!!

Left: Katy Perry
Right: Zooey Deschanel from the duo She & Him