Katherine Heigl hits up Letterman...and MORE!!

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Katherine Heigl on Letterman. (amygrindhouse)

Lady GaGa loves Kermit the Frog on top of her. (smack)

Behind the scenes pic of Harry Potter! (bedhead)

Owen Wilson has a Woody on him. (ayyyy)

Another SamRo and LiLo fight. (POTP)

Obama rocks mom jeans. (gabby)

Billy Joel has a new chick. (bitten)

WWE legend faces criminal charges! (wrestling)

Malia Obama t-shirt

President Obama's oldest daughter Malia was slammed in the media for wearing this shirt in Italy while her father was attending the G8 summit (ya know, before he was checking out random womens' asses.) I'm trying to figure out how wearing a t-shirt with the f*cking peace symbol on it offends people.

Dirty Thoughts with President Obama

"I'd love to bring change to that ass...OBAMA STYLE!"

Samantha Ronson tells Lindsay Lohan NO FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU...and MORE!

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Eva Mendes looks RIDICULOUSLY HOT in her new Calvin Klein ads. (amygrindhouse)

We know Heidi Montag is doing Playboy, but Spencer Pratt is doing Playgirl? F*CK THEM BOTH!! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the boot for good! (smack)

Scarlett Johansson is straight up shrinking. (bedhead)

Ashley Olsen actually looks...not alienish. (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake cheats on Jessica Biel?! (POTP)

Chace Crawford is People's hottest bachelor. (gabby)

President Obama kills a fly. Why is this f*cking news? (bitten)

Jeremy Borash leaving TNA? (wrestling)

Ashley Tisdale gives lapdance

Ashley Tisdale gave President Obama a lapdance over the weekend. Well, kinda. The Tiz was on a Spanish TV show when they started talking about President Obama (I couldn't really understand what they were talking about considering...uhh...me no speak Espanol), and before I knew it, an Obama look-alike came out on-stage and Ashley gave him a mini-lapdance. She even blew in his ear. Lucky mother Barack-er.

David Carradine hanging photo isn't real...and MORE!!!

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Chris Pine and Audrina Partridge already split. Guess she couldn't handle the Spocker... (amygrindhouse)

David Carradine hanging picture a FAKE! (VBT)

Effie checks out celebrity relationships right here! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson is totally f*cking with Lindsay Lohan's head. (smack)

Trent Reznor turning into a total p*ssy? (bedhead)

Heather Graham and Lady Gaga like the sh*t torn out of their clothes. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert signs record deal. (POTP)

Jessica Simpson shows off her sexy gams. (gabby)

Jon Voight bashes Obama. (bitten)

Vickie Guerrero quits WWE!! Thank the f*cking wrestling Gods!! (wrestling)

Kal Penn not at White House yet

Kal Penn left his popular role of Dr. Kutner on House so that he could work for a different House -- the White House. Kal announced his decision to leave the show to work for Obama's campaign in April, and his character was killed off a few weeks later to the surprise of everyone. But even though Kal has been finished with House for a couple of months, he still hasn't reported to the White House to begin work yet, but some officials are saying it has to do with his shocking exit from the show.

The suicide of his character on House was quite shocking, so everyone thought there should be a bit of timely delay before he takes up work for the administration.

Call me f*cking braindead, but I don't get what having a shocking exit from a show has to do with delaying him a start at his new job. Everyone knows by now that he left the show to work for Obama -- what's the hold up?

Wanda Sykes insults Rush Limbaugh

Wanda Sykes is one of the funniest, most wiseass ladies I've ever seen/heard. So you knew that when she was at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday night, she was gonna talk some trash about someone. That someone happened to be Rush Limbaugh, who actually said he hopes President Obama fails when he was first elected. Wanda said that Rush saying that was the same view that Osama bin Laden had. She said Obama should look into it "because [she thinks] Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker."

There were a ton of people who laughed, but a few who were offended and thought it wasn't really in good taste to make a joke based off of 9/11. This is way too sensitive of a subject for me to even get involved with, so I'm ending it here and not giving my feedback. All I'll say is this -- wishing a President to fail (whether it's Obama or Bush or Jackson Blue) isn't any less offensive than a 9/11 joke.

President Obama goes out for a burger

President Obama ditched lunch at the White House yesterday to go get a burger. With just mustard on it. Now, I really hope you're asking yourself, "Who cares?" -- because that's exactly what I asked myself WHEN I SAW IT ON THE NATIONAL NEWS!! Are you f*cking kidding me?! President Obama ordering a f*cking burger makes the national news?! I peed this morning before I left for work. SOMEONE CALL CNN FOR COVERAGE!! Seriously, the fact this even took up time on the news makes me f*cking sick to my stomach. Obama getting a burger makes national news coverage...f*ck you, media.

Okay. I feel better now. Thank you.

LiLo says SamRo cheated..and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips -- they're like steak tips but juicier! (videoblogging)

Lindsay Lohan remembers she has a sister now that she's not scissoring with Samantha Ronson anymore. (smack)

Keanu Reeves looks like he's gonna kill you. (bedhead)

And Keanu also looks like Adrien Brody's twin. (ayyyy)

The most sad, disturbing, and heartbreaking picture of Patrick Swayze you'll ever see. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan blames Samantha Ronson's friends for the break up and accuses her of cheating!! (gabby)

Kal Penn quits acting to work for Obama! (bitten)

Possible spoilers for Monday night's WWE Draft! (wrestling

Katy Perry is so hot that even little kids want her...and MORE!!!

Rock of Love Bus -- the train wreck you just can't turn away from! (celebrity news)

And now, for your viewing pleasure...A Night in Paris v2.0?! (smack)

Beyonce KILLS IT at Obama's Inaugural Ball. (candy)

Meryl Streep and Cucu Diamante look like they're wearing a mix between a cupcake wrapper and a table cover. (ayyyy)

Looking at Katy Perry makes little kids faint. (POTP)

God isn't pleased with Miley Cyrus right now. (gabby)

Obama's Inauguration Video and Speech Transcript. Enjoy history! (bitten)

Update on Austin vs Hogan at Wrestlemania 25!! (wrestling)

Will Smith told by Jada to plow the hell out of Rosario Dawson...and MORE!!!

Kelly Osbourne arrested for beating bitches up. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix just made my ears bleed in 90 seconds. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Ashton Kutcher is wearing a turban. (ayyyy)

Jada Pinkett Smith pretty much told Will to bang the sh*t out of Rosario Dawson in his new movie. (gabby)

Celebs make a video for Obama. (bitten)

CM Punk makes history last night on RAW! (wrestling)

Obama gets Inaugurated tonight

As sick as I've been for the last week hearing nothing about Obama and the Inauguration coming up, I'd feel remiss if I didn't mention that history will be made tonight. Barack Obama will be Inaugurated as the first African-American President of the US ever. Congrats to Obama, peace out Bush, and hopefully after tonight I can watch regular TV and not Obamavision 24-7.

There's no "desk" in Kelly Kapowski's "classroom"...and MORE!!!

First Obama is elected President, now he's Man of the Year. (smack)

Chyna may have lost her looks and her mind, but she hasn't lost her big ass boobs. (candy)

Ryan Phillippe travels back to the 90's with the "Talk to the hand, 'cuz the face don't understand!" move. (ayyyy)

Saved by the Bell alum NOT knocked up. (POTP)

Jessica Alba joining Jack Black on the post-Super Bowl episode of The Office! (gabby)

This girl looks WAY too nice to be dating K-Fed. (bitten)

Jim Carrey speaks depression. (yuddy)

Tomko in danger of getting released by WWE? (wrestling)

Oprah comments on joining Obama's adminstration

Even if I was offered, I still have contractual commitments and what could I do? I do what I do best on TV every day.

And what you do best would be...battling your weight?

Scarlett Johansson is Allure-ing in December

Scarlett Johansson graces the cover of Allure magazine in December and also sat down with the mag for an interview where she touched on a bunch of different topics, including her whole e-mail scandal with Barack Obama and how the public reacted.

I equated it with the sexist media, trying to put every woman into this position: Either you're a bulldog, or you're some slutty airhead. Maybe some people would say it's an image that I put out. That's a crock of sh*t. I'm sorry. The fact was completely taken out of context, and it was horribly embarrassing.

There's not many ways you can take "Obama and I send e-mails back and forth to each other all the time" out of context. Just throwing that out there.

Justin Timberlake "kills it" in Beyonce video...and MORE!!!

Frances Bean Cobain rocks the Twilight premiere in LA...with her mom's bright ass red lipstick! (smack)

Snoop Dogg gives Obama some fatherly advice. (candy)

I'm making a new song about Meg Ryan, and it's to the tune of Smelly Cat from the show Friends. I'm calling it -- Saggy T*ts. (ayyyy)

Seal is seriously the luckiest MF'er on the planet. (POTP)

Justin Timberlake outdances Beyonce in her own video? (gabby)

There's a good chance Alec Baldwin is gay. He said kissing Jennifer Aniston was painful. (bitten)

Britney dating a new fella? (yuddy)

AJ Styles heading to WWE?!?!(wrestling)

Sam and Lindsay light up London...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Aniston appears on Oprah to discuss her comments about Angelina Jolie! (smack)

Adriana Lima pees her pants? (candy)

Kerry Washington is the headless horseman!! (ayyyy)

Here's a sign of good parenting: Grammar school kids want to kill Obama. (POTP)

The original James Bond (Roger Moore) hates the latest Bond movies!! (gabby)

SamRo and LiLo bring their love across the Pond! (bitten)

Christian Cage heading back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Beyonce wants to sing for Barack

Beyonce has said she would love to perform at the Inauguration Ceremony for President Barack Obama in January.

I'm there. I can't wait. I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want -- if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready.

Beyonce was actually supposed to be in Japan on Election Day to promote her new album I Am...Sasha Fierce, but decided she needed to be in America for the very important day. She said she fell asleep crying after Obama's win, and woke up smiling with mascara all over her face.

Taylor Swift has a bun in the oven?!?!...and MORE!!!

Tina Fey retires Sarah Palin. (smack)

FOX news broadcaster accuses Obama supporters of smoking up?! (candy)

I am now a fan of the Scales of Justice. (ayyyy)

Proposition 8 passes -- gay marriage is once again banned in California. (POTP)

Now this is the most insane rumor I've ever heard -- Taylor Swift is pregnant?! (gabby)

Nikki Blonsky goes from being ugly in airports to Ugly Betty. (bitten)

WWE Smackdown superstar quits!!! (wrestling)