Showing posts with label kirsten dunst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kirsten dunst. Show all posts

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dirty Thoughts with Kirsten Dunst


"I look like some 8-year-old's paper mache project. F*ck my life."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Kirsten Dunst not on board for Spiderman 4?


Director Sam Raimi said the fourth installment to the Spiderman series is a go, now that Sony has slated the release date for May 6, 2011. He said the story just needs to be written, the stars need to be secured and they need to shoot it. He said Tobey Maguire is on board again to play Peter Parker, but Kirsten Dunst hasn't signed on yet to continue her role as Mary Jane Watson. Sam isn't worried though, and said he's sure that she'll sign on for the movie.

How amazingly douchebaggish would Kirsten look if she didn't sign on for the rest of the series? You know what? I say screw her...Megan Fox would be a LOVELY replacement.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Kirsten and Justin still together!


Forget the rumors you're hearing about Justin Long and Kirsten Dunst splitting up -- they're still together and out and about! They were seen having a romantic dinner over the weekend in Hollywood, followed up by a trip to the bar together, where I'm sure Kirsten got hammered and dropped trou as soon as her and Justin got home. Because she has "hussy" written all over her.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Just Another Reason to Hate Kirsten Dunst..


she's a Yankees fan... (no offense to anyone in NY)... sigh

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Justin Long chills with Kirsten Dunst

What are they each thinking right now?



Kirsten: Hahaha he's soooo funny, I wanna hump him!

Justin: What the hell was I thinking?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!


Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)

Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)

Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)

Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)

Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)

Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)

MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)

Friday, July 18, 2008

Justin Long already moved on?


It's obviously yesterday's news that Drew Barrymore and Justin Long split up after being together for a while, but here's something you don't know. It looks like Justin Long has already moved on. To who, you ask? Her:


Kirsten Dunst? Seriously? How do you go from Drew Barrymore to Kirsten Dunst?!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Kristen Dunst: not an alcoholic, just depressed


E! Online's Mark Malkin caught up with Kirsten Dunst to chat about her latest stint in rehab. Everyone assumed it was for alcohol, but Kirsten set the record straight.

I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.

I can understand why she'd be depressed. No one really cares about her, and the only thing she's done in the last 5 years is make the Spiderman movies. And she has wicked chicken legs.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Kirsten Dunst: out on the town


Kirsten Dunst was out in New York yesterday meeting someone for a little lunch date.

I wonder if it was Inspector Gadget that she was meeting up with. I'm sure they'd have a lively conversation about trench coats.

Oh yes and nice arms.