SamRo gets LiLo some vibros...and MORE!!

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No one cares about Mischa Barton's psychoticness. (amygrindhouse)

Osama Bin Laden's son dead? (VBT)

Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault accusations. (examiner)

Samantha Ronson gets Lindsay Lohan a sh*t ton of sex toys for her birthday. (smack)

Gwyneth Paltrow left out of Iron Man 2 promo pics? (bedhead)

Elizabeth Banks looks like she got electrocuted. (ayyyy)

Michael Jackson has another son?! (POTP)

Joe Jackson on Larry King Live. (gabby)

Alice in Wonderland trailer! (bitten)

Jeff Jarrett/Kurt Angle real life drama! (wrestling)

Katherine Heigl hits up Letterman...and MORE!!

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Katherine Heigl on Letterman. (amygrindhouse)

Lady GaGa loves Kermit the Frog on top of her. (smack)

Behind the scenes pic of Harry Potter! (bedhead)

Owen Wilson has a Woody on him. (ayyyy)

Another SamRo and LiLo fight. (POTP)

Obama rocks mom jeans. (gabby)

Billy Joel has a new chick. (bitten)

WWE legend faces criminal charges! (wrestling)

David Carradine hanging photo isn't real...and MORE!!!

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Chris Pine and Audrina Partridge already split. Guess she couldn't handle the Spocker... (amygrindhouse)

David Carradine hanging picture a FAKE! (VBT)

Effie checks out celebrity relationships right here! (examiner)

Samantha Ronson is totally f*cking with Lindsay Lohan's head. (smack)

Trent Reznor turning into a total p*ssy? (bedhead)

Heather Graham and Lady Gaga like the sh*t torn out of their clothes. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert signs record deal. (POTP)

Jessica Simpson shows off her sexy gams. (gabby)

Jon Voight bashes Obama. (bitten)

Vickie Guerrero quits WWE!! Thank the f*cking wrestling Gods!! (wrestling)

Joe Jonas slams Taylor Swift in song...and MORE!!!

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Melissa Joan Hart apologizes about her assh*le Farrah Fawcett comment. (amygrindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale poses in her panties for pics! (VBT)

Our girl Effie takes a look at celeb relationships! (examiner)

Lindsay Lohan stalking Samantha Ronson?? (smack)

Arnold Schwarzenegger movie getting remade! (bedhead)

What the f*ck is Marion Cotillard wearing? (ayyyy)

Britney Spears kids get Toxic. (POTP)

Joe Jonas talks sh*t about Taylor Swift. (gabby)

Whitney Houston's rehabbed ass is back! (bitten)

John Cena heel turn?! (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan poses as Marilyn Monroe again

Lindsay Lohan posed as Marilyn Monroe for the second time, this time for a shoot in Spanish Vogue. Last year, she posed as Marilyn for New York Magazine in a re-make of Marilyn's famous nude shoot called Final Sitting.

In other LiLo news, she was seen leaving ex Samantha Ronson's house on Cinco de Mayo in the wee hours of the morning screaming, "You broke my heart!"

Seems like some drama will just never end. Either way, keep the Marilyn pics coming, Linds! You look smokin' hot in them!

Samantha Ronson sneaking over to Lindsay Lohan's place?

Whenever I'd see girls doing the walk of shame around campus back in my college days (half the reason I used to love doing overnight shifts), I'd usually find it hilarious. But when Samantha Ronson does the drive-away-from-Lindsay-Lohan's-house-at-6am of shame over the weekend, it's somehow hot.

Sounds like a classic case of the ex's that can't be in relationships together, but can't stay out of the bedroom. Yay for scissoring!!

Lindsay Lohan speaks about her break-up today on Ellen

In an episode that will air in about 30 mins (in the Eastern time zone, anyway), Lindsay Lohan is a guest on Ellen and talks about her break-up with Samantha Ronson for the very first time since it happened. Lindsay touches on it being obviously tough because it was in the public eye, but even tougher because she didn't realize they were breaking up. She said it literally happened out of nowhere, and Sam just dropped off the face of the planet and didn't talk to her for a week. Lindsay said now, she's just trying to focus on finding herself again.

You know when people are together so much it gets really difficult and you forget who you are because you're more concerned about being with the other person. I think it's been really good for me. I thought it would be so much harder and it hasn't been. My sister's been here with me. I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. And I love her.

I know she's easy to pick on because it's like open season on her ass 24-7-365, but I really do feel bad. She seems like such a hurtin' pup, and good for her on working to try and pick up the pieces and move on, and not just sitting there sulking like a baby complaining about how much her life sucks. I just hope Ellen gave her a cheeseburger or 10 backstage.

Lindsay Lohan going topless?...and MORE!!!

Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz may be a conceited douchebag, but he has a hot girlfriend. (videoblogging)

Britney Spears' stalker interviewed. She loves Cheetos and camo. (amygrindhouse)

Kristen Bell's crush on Russell Brand is gone-zo. (smack)

Neil Patrick Harris gets in touch with his inner Pamela Boobderson. (bedhead)

What the f*ck is Mischa Barton wearing? (ayyyy)

LiLo wants to show the world what SamRo's missing! (POTP)

Amy Smart is getting used to being railed in public. (gabby)

12-year-old kid blows away the competition at Britain's Got Talent auditions with a Michael Jackson song. (bitten)

Video of the REAL Randy Orton at Wrestlemania Fan Axxess! (wrestling)

James Bond meets Dirty Harry...and MORE!!!

Eminem's brother arrested for DUI!! (videoblogging)

Sneak peek at Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!! (amygrindhouse)

Samantha Ronson is a sh*t ton happier without Lindsay Lohan. (smack)

Daniel Craig has the best one-liner ever after meeting Clint Eastwood. (bedhead)

Ayyyy! is alive again!! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian just made every squirrel horny. (POTP)

Desperate Housewives says goodbye to Nicolette Sheridan. (gabby)

Celebs at Coachella. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley hits TNA!! (wrestling)

Lindsay and Sam meet up?

Lindsay Lohan was out on Tuesday night at a hotel until about 1am, and was met with paparazzi when she got back home around 2am. Just as she pulled up, Lindsay was met with questions about Samantha Ronson, which she answered right away with, "I just saw her, calm down!" When she was asked what they were talking about, she said "How much she missed me. And I love her."

So what's the skinny, are they back together or just "seeing how things go?" Gotta tell ya though, 4 hours in a hotel together (Lindsay got there around 9:30pm) sounds like things are getting better...

Sam is worried about Lindsay

Samantha Ronson is really concerned about Lindsay Lohan's behavior. Since the break-up, Lindsay has been out partying like a slob, getting wasted every night and barely sleeping at night. Friends say that's why she looks like total sh*t lately, not to mention she can't sit still and constantly gets up to pace around a room instead of just sitting down.

Lindsay is another one I think needs some serious help, like Owen Wilson. She really seemed to mellow out while she was with Sam, and now she's turning back into the party girl she was before. I see a trip to rehab in her future, complete with a "powdered" nose.

LiLo says SamRo cheated..and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips -- they're like steak tips but juicier! (videoblogging)

Lindsay Lohan remembers she has a sister now that she's not scissoring with Samantha Ronson anymore. (smack)

Keanu Reeves looks like he's gonna kill you. (bedhead)

And Keanu also looks like Adrien Brody's twin. (ayyyy)

The most sad, disturbing, and heartbreaking picture of Patrick Swayze you'll ever see. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan blames Samantha Ronson's friends for the break up and accuses her of cheating!! (gabby)

Kal Penn quits acting to work for Obama! (bitten)

Possible spoilers for Monday night's WWE Draft! (wrestling

Lindsay Lohan comments on split with Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan is doing the only thing she knows how to do when she's single -- talk smack. She's saying that she's in "absolute hell" since the break-up with Samantha Ronson, and that the encounter with her family was "humiliating."

I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama. Everyone's turned on me. [Nicole Richie looked at me and said], 'Uck,' [and Drea De Matteo said] 'Come at me, bitch.' I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie. The whole situation is sick.

There were rumors that Sam was going to put a restraining order out on LiLo since her mother and sister did, but she's not going to and doesn't feel the need to. And frankly, I love just sitting back and watching the lady-lovin' drama unfold!

Lindsay Lohan confirms split with Samantha Ronson

Although she denied the rumors tha her and Samantha Ronson had split up on Sunday, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted it yesterday to UsMagazine.com, saying that they're "taking a little break so I can focus on myself." Someone should probably tell LiLo what a break actually is, because this isn't one. Sam has changed the locks to her home that LiLo had been living in the last 6 months, and she also had security block her from coming into a party she was DJing for her sister Charlotte over the weekend. Afterwards, Lindsay wrote on Sam's Twitter page, "So-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you."

Sam finally put her foot down. About time. $20 says Lindsay ends up in rehab again within the next 3 months.

Megan Fox wants to be more than just your spank bank girl...and MORE!!!

Miss India World's first name is almost spelled "Poop." (videoblogging)

Samantha Ronson kicks LiLo out on her ass! (smack)

Megan Fox doesn't want to be a sexpot. I call bullsh*t. (bedhead)

I want what Heidi Klum is driving. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown smack track! (POTP)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Victoria Beckham! (gabby)

90210 star brawls at a night club! (bitten)

Stone Cold Steve Austin passes the torch to John Cena? (wrestling)

LiLo misses the testosterone

It's sounding like all of the blowout fights with Samantha Ronson is driving Lindsay Lohan back to the fellas. She's been sending some hot and steamy texts to a bunch of male DJ's she met in London to try and get them interested in a piece of her "Lohan." Throw that on top of the rumors that she's been hooking up with Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford, and it's sounding like Lindsay wants to drop the vegetarian act and...ahem...get some meat her in again.

Yes, I went there.

More fighting for LiLo and SamRo

Ya know, soon enough there's gonna be a time where I just don't write about these fights anymore because they're so common. But apparently the last fight Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into was a big one. They got in a fight at their house that actually got so heated, it led to a broken window. The cops were called by neighbors but when they arrived, Linds and Sam refused to open the door for them.

Please, please, PLEASE someone catch one of these fights on camera. Preferably with clothing be torn off. Thank you.

Miley and Justin's date night...and MORE!!!

Happy Friday the 13th!! Now go take a celebrity poll or Jason Voorhies will slit your f*cking throat. Sorry, that was a little too heavy...(celeb news)

LiLo and SamRo have make-up sex. (smack)

PETA wants to make tofu out of George Clooney's sweaty balls. I seriously wish I was kidding. (candy)

Hef still has hot bitches. (ayyyy)

John Mayer likes sex and he's good at it. (POTP)

2 years later, Howard K. Stern gets charged with aiding in Anna Nicole's death. (gabby)

Proof that Miley is a hooker!! Look at Justin's hand in the picture... (bitten)

Vince McMahon hates Christian?! (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan going back to the other team?

Lindsay Lohan is said to be VERY interested in Chace Crawford. She apparently texts him all the time to meet up whenever she's in New York, and she waited for him for a while to arrive at Harvey Weinstein's Oscar party. And you gotta think, with the info that over Valentine's Day a couple of weeks ago, she got in a huge fight with Samantha Ronson and went to Chace's apartment -- I'm sure it's safe to say he's conquered that territory.

Sam, go out and get yourself a hot looking girl. You've earned it.

Another Lindsay/Sam blowout

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson did what they do best on Valentine's Day -- fight. They got into a HUGE blowout in the middle of a New York City street, then played sick to get out of an event they were supposed to appear at together. Funny thing is, that same night, Lindsay was seen partying until around 6am, and ended up spending the night at Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's apartment.

I don't even need to make a wise comment -- the story speaks for itself.