Showing posts with label swizz beatz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swizz beatz. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys confirm relationship


After denying their relationship time and time again, Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys are finally coming out and admitting that they're dating. They said that part of the reason they were keeping it on the down-low so much in order to protect their "precious" bond, and also because Swizz's estranged wife Mashonda is apparently bat sh*t crazy. Mashonda is currently going after interim support of their 2-year-old son Kasseem Dean Jr., saying that Swizz is skimping out on his child support payments. Swizz used to pay $5,000 every week on top of all the bills for the house that Mashonda and Kasseem are living in, but cut back to $3,500 every week while still covering all of the bills after advice from his advisers.

How in the blue hell do you bitch and moan about getting $3,500 EVERY WEEK?! That's $14,000 every month for you to play with! Sure, the house Mashonda is living in happens to be 30,000 square feet, but you know what? If you can't afford a big ass house that you don't need -- MOVE THE F*CK OUT!! Congrats to Swizz and Alicia for finally coming out with their relationship and not factoring in Mashonda's psycho ass into their lives anymore.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jennifer Lopez's ass almost kills her...and MORE!!!


J-Lo almost drowns during triathlon. (smack)

Eva Mendes does the American tour of sex. (candy)

Matthew McConaughey kicks the Malibu triathlon's ass, and flexes his muscles for the ladies. (ayyyy)

Swizz Beatz says Alicia Keys is no skank. (POTP)

Meg Ryan pretty much tells Hollywood to F-off. (gabby)

Lindsay Lohan pulls a Keira Knightley at Ugly Betty premiere party. (bitten)

Hardcore Holly in rehab?! (wrestling)

Alicia Keys a homewrecker?


Alicia Keys is talented. She's a great singer. And she's a...homewrecker?!

Word on the street says Alicia is the "other woman" in the marriage of producer Swizz Beatz and his wife Mashonda, and she's being fingered as the reason for their divorce.

Alicia didn't exactly help her cause when she threw a birthday party for Swizz and hopped on the mic to introduce him as "the man of the hour and my boo."

Oh Ms. Keys, you hussy.