Courtney Love loses millions

Courtney Love is the victim of identity theft, and it's cost her $500 million so far. A little back story -- when Kurt Cobain died, he left his estate to his mother, two sisters, one brother, Courtney, and his daughter Frances Bean. Courtney recently realized that the money was missing, so she hired an accountant, investigator, and lawyer to figure out what's going on. Turns out that her's, Kurt's, and Frances' social security numbers were used to buy and flip homes, then launder in a crapload of money, over $500 million worth. Courtney's lawyer said they're going to be filing civil cases within the next 30 days, and whatever homes they end up getting back will be donated to people who lost their home due to foreclosure.

I just have one question -- how the hell do you commit identity theft with a dead man's identity?

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Kurt Cobain's daughter throws suicide-themed party

How's this for morbid? Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, threw a sweet 16 party for herself. The theme?

My Suicidal Sixteen.

She said it marked the "death of childhood," but it just seems a little awkward that she would throw a suicide-themed party while her father died over a decade ago after Kurt shot himself in the head.

Surprisingly though, considering all she's had to deal with (a father who killed himself and an absolute basket case for a mother in Courtney Love), she's stayed on the straight and narrow.

Reminds me of when two ugly people mate -- the baby usually turns out to be insanely good-looking.

Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen!

Nirvana fans are gonna be pissed.

Someone broke into Courtney Love's home a couple of days ago and stole the ashes of her late husband, former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain. The ashes were in a teddy bear shaped bag and was swiped along with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and clothes. Courtney is now reporting that she's suicidal because of the robbery.

She's just realizing she's suicidal now?! I wouldn't be surprised to find out she smoked the ashes thinking they were something else...