Robert Pattinson is NOT dead...and MORE!!

Robert Pattinson is alive. (amygrindhouse)

When I see Madonna's face it gives me hell. (smack)

Katy Perry prayed for bigger boobs. (bedhead)

It looks like Holly Madison is wearing a bunch of trees in a scary movie. No seriously...I swear I saw that scene in Pet Sematary. (ayyyy)

Kourtney Kardashian abortion?! Almost. (POTP)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together? (gabby)

Jon Gosselin's new reality TV show. (bitten)

Hint that Jeff Hardy is leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Actual video of Jaime Pressly taking a leak...and MORE!!

Video of Jaime Pressly "peeing" in public. (amygrindhouse)

Lily Allen and Kate Moss smoke a J in front of Kate's daughter. (smack)

Megan Fox PSA parody. (bedhead)

Brad Pitt talks about how love will die. (POTP)

Reggie Bush sex tape?! (gabby)

Sherri Shepherd's shoutout to Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (bitten)

Hirings, firings, and rumors at TNA. (wrestling)

Baby V wants no babies...and MORE!!

Vanessa Hudgens doesn't want kids. (amygrindhouse)

Senator Chris Dodd has prostate cancer. (VBT)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split. (examiner)

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Vanity Fair covers. (smack)

Holy Jessica Alba's ass! (bedhead)

I feel bad for Penelope Cruz's feet. (ayyyy)

Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics. (POTP)

Joan Rivers -- murderer! (gabby)

Sienna Miller shows Regis and Kelly her ta-tas. (bitten)

Next week's RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

Kim Kardashian isn't engaged

Rumors have been flying around lately about Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush shopping for engagement rings and actually being engaged. Kim's rep didn't exactly help the situation when she was talking to Star magazine and called Reggie Kim's fiance. Kim took to her blog to set the record straight.

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!

There it is from the horse's mouth, friends. So fear not! Still plenty of time to try and star in Kim's new sex tape.

Reggie Bush is a good boyfriend

A couple of weeks ago, we reported that Kim Kardashian spent her actual 28th birthday in the hospital with boyfriend Reggie Bush while he was getting knee surgery. Well, Reggie decided to show his appreciation to his boo while she was getting ready to hit up LAX nightclub for her bday celebration. Reggie got clearance from the docs to fly out to Vegas for the night and surprise Kim for her special night.

Way to steal that out of my playbook, Reggie! (Well, minus the fact that I'm not rich and not dating Kim Kardashian.)

Kim Kardashian is a good girlfriend

Kim Kardashian was a fantastic girlfriend on Tuesday and spent her 28th birthday in the hospital with her boyfriend, New Orleans Saints' running back Reggie Bush, who was recovering from knee surgery. Apparently she even wore a hospital gown to support him.

Let's be real, it wasn't to support him. Hospital gown = easy access. 'Nuff said.

Kim Kardshian says she didn't cheat on Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian responded to rumors that she cheated on New Orleans Saints runningback Reggie Bush on her blog yesterday. She posted that she never cheated on Reggie, and the two of them have a normal relationship, which includes "trusting each other blindly." Apparently the rumors were started by Shanna Moakler, who said Kim ended up getting it on with Shanna's ex-husband, Travis Barker.

Oh drama, how I love you when I'm not involved.