Kelly Clarkson looks NOTHING like this anymore...and MORE!!!

I need new Chapstick for my lips, but I'm too busy looking at these Tips! (VBT)

Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre divorce. No word on who gets custody of her hugely fake t*ts. (amygrindhouse)

Michael Landon's son Mark found dead. (smack)

Megan Fox poops on Scarlett Johansson. (bedhead)

Cher proves that if you get enough plastic surgery, you won't age a day over 20 years time. (ayyyy)

Kelly Clarkson is back to being a troll. (POTP)

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart want to adopt. (gabby)

Dancing with the Stars recap! (bitten)

Taz trashes WWE!! (wrestling)

Cher looked awful at Kate Hudson's party

Cher looked totally sickly leaving Kate Hudson's 30th birthday party over the weekend. Think she's hiding a sickness?

Cher and Johnny Knoxville teaming up?

I'm a little partial to awkward pairings, so when I found out that Cher and Johnny Knoxville were going to team up for a movie, I was ecstatic! Nothing like teaming up a guy that used to have 8-balls dropped on his balls and a lady that...probably did 8-balls back in the day! They're going to co-star in The Drop Out, which is a flick about a 35-year-old career college fella who is booted from his parents' house and mooches and smooches with the 62-year-old cougar next door.

This movie already sounds hilarious.

Cher is cancer-free

Apparently when you cancel a few shows, it means you have cancer. At least, that's what happened to Cher a few days ago. She's suffering from what's called "Vegas throat," which is a sickness and allergies that flare up from the desert winds, but there were rumors flying around that throat cancer was the reason for cancelling the shows.

Yeah, just a small difference there.

Cher as the Next Catwoman?

LATEST BATMAN RUMOR: Cher will be catwoman in the next installment.. hmmm not sure if this works for me haha maybe Kate Beckingsdale or Megan Fox would be better choices? Haha

Cher's new (wicked ugly) wig

I feel really bad for one of two people.

1) Shakira:


Or 2) This dolly:

Because one of them was scalped.

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