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Victoria Beckham in Sex and the City sequel. (amygrindhouse)

Heather Nichols dry humped by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson! (VBT)

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman match.com spoofs! (examiner)

Madonna wants to show you what a 50-year-old cooter looks like. (smack)

Russell Brand rejects Lindsay Lohan! (bedhead)

You could have a picnic on Rosamund Pike's pants. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden cheating on Nicole Richie? (POTP)

Jolie-Pitt twins turn 1! (gabby)

LaToya Jackson thinks MJ was murdered. (bitten)

Vince McMahon has officially lost it: Seth Green hosting RAW tonight. F*ck you, Vince. (wrestling)

Nicole Richie's baby bump

You know you're too skinny when your baby bump actually just looks like a pillow shoved under your shirt for attention.

Snoop smokes up for you...and MORE!!!

Oklahoma TV reporter and his wife die in a fire. (videoblogging)

Check out Nicole Richie's baby bump! (smack)

Angelina Jolie battling Rose McGowan for a role in Sin City 2. (bedhead)

Watch Snoop smoke some weed! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff tries to pick a fight with Piers Morgan! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse's hubby is gonna be a daddy...and not to Amy's baby! (bitten)

Matt and Jeff Hardy storyline already over?! (wrestling)

Joel and Nicole tying the knot!

After learning that they're pregnant with their second baby, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have decided to make it official. They're planning on getting married before their new child is born, and Nicole has been ready for a while apparently, saying that she's had a wedding dress in the back of her closet for when the time is right.

Sounds like not wanting to have a second child out of wedlock is a better time than any!!

Nicole Richie knocked up again

What's better than one bastard child? How bout two?! Nicole Richie is knocked up again from her boyfriend, Joel Madden. The couple already has a baby girl named Harlow, and Joel posted on Good Charlotte's official website that he's about to be a father for the second time.

Congrats! Might wanna tie the knot soon (or start wrapping your junk), but congrats!

"Dirty Quotes" with Nicole Richie

"Heyyyy mannnnn....where's the smoke circle mannnn?"

Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat mother trucker...and MORE!!!

Your Mom loves taking polls. (celeb news)

Christian Bale is a seriously a total douchebag. (smack)

Britney's cancelling her World Tour because of K-Fed?! (candy)

Nicole Richie not eating again? (ayyyy)

It'd do the world good if Eddie Murphy got hit by a bus. (POTP)

I want to like Diddy after seeing Notorious this past weekend, but he's a huge Diva. (gabby)

Don't expect a new Girls Gone Wild tape anytime soon...Joe Francis is in jail again. (bitten)

Kelly Kelly getting nekkid?!?! (wrestling)

Nicole Richie lands a new reality show

Nicole Richie is slated to star in her own reality show that highlights her life as a mother to a rockstar baby. Harlow, her daddydukes Joel Madden, Joel's brother Benji, and Nicole's dad Lionel will all appear on the show, too.

I couldn't stand The Simple Life, but stuck up broads usually piss me off anyway. Nicole seems like she's grown up a ton, so this might actually be a show you don't want to miss.

Joel Madden going on a diet

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I know some of you will have no problem doing it...ya hosers) but Joel Madden has always been the skinny twin of Good Charlotte, right? Right. Then why the hell is he going on a diet? Nicole Richie has banned all fried food and most sugary items to help him thin out.

Shouldn't Benji be the one on a diet? He's a little pudgy if anything, not Joel.

Donnie Wahlberg gets him some man-love...and MORE!!

Lindsay Lohan has so much free time that she decided to bitch about Facebook. (smack)

Kanye talks up Beyonce and bashes Tina Turner at the same time. (candy)

Santa wants to give Kelly Ripa something special from his sack... (ayyyy)

Donnie Wahlberg kisses Jonathon Knight on stage?!?! (POTP)

Britney Spears' performance from Good Morning America this morning!! (gabby)

Nobody gives a rat's ass about Paris Hilton's new album. (bitten)

Nicole Richie sandbags Benji Madden!! (yuddy)

Another release from WWE!! (wrestling)

Johniston's random double date

First off, I realize that everyone is calling John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston "Johnnifer," but I strive to be different, so it's Johniston over here. But anyway, they were out having dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel, and were seen with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

Really? Because that is the most random double date ever.

XTina looks like a tranny clown in new video...and MORE!!!!

Dita Von Teese plans on being "normal" for Halloween. (smack)

Utah bans new Seth Rogen/Elizabeth Banks movie!! (candy)

Mena Suvari has a whole lot of layers of ugly. (ayyyy)

Just dropped -- Christina's new video for Keeps Getting Better! (POTP)

Nicole Richie planning on adding to her family? (gabby)

Carrie Underwood dating a 36-year-old man?! Dammit!! (bitten)

Big star returns to TNA this Thursday!! **SPOILER** (wrestling)

Kim Kardashian is in a glass case of emotion...and MORE!!!

Nicole Richie's new jewelry line coming out soon. I really only posted this because she looks SMOKIN' hot in the pic. (smack)

Kim Kardashian is "inconsolable" after Dancing vote-off! (candy)

Paris wants her new BFF to be prepared for attention-whoreishness at all times! (ayyyy)

Jessica Alba promotes voting and looks like she's been beaten like a redheaded stepchild at the same time. (POTP)

What do Jesse McCartney and the Olsen twins have in common? They're all sh*tty neighbors. (gabby)

Sarah Palin is so dumb. Hey, I didn't say it, The View ladies did! (bitten)

Stephen Colbert for President!! (yuddy)

The Hurricane come back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Nicole Richie on having more kids

What's Nicole Richie's outlook on giving her son Harlow a brother or sister?

If it happens, it happens.

For some reason, I can see Nicole walking up to Joel Madden with a pregnancy test saying, "Oops! I'm knocked up again!"

Nicole Richie hitting the small screen again

Thankfully, the next time Nicole Richie is on a TV show, it's not going to be some huge chunk of buttsauce with Paris Hilton. Nicole has signed on to guest star in an episode of Chuck. She plays a bitch. I like it.

P.S. I just realized how hot she is.

The stars are having a VEERRRRRYYY bad fashion day! Starring: Fergie, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Rihanna & more!

The Botox is making Fergie look like a toad!!! LOOK! (smack)

Nicole Richie even looks hot when she's dressed as your grandma's couch! LOOK! (candy)

Mischa Barton's sh*t-tastic outfit makes Nicole Richie's grandma couch outfit look like Cinderella's gown! LOOK! (ayyyy)

What in the F is Rihanna wearing on her legs/feet??? WTF are those???? LOOK! (POTP)

They have GOT to be making her look heavier than she really is!!! (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne looks like a hunk of black swiss cheese! (bitten)

Win the Ultimate Warrior's yellow Intercontinental Title inside here! (wrestling)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden get married?!?

Star Magazine is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden tied the knot over the weekend in a huge $2 million wedding. Then again, Star Magazine is also full of monkey poo.

Once he heard about his wedding to Nicole, Joel posted a blog titled, WE DID IT! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED! click here for the pictures!!! There are 2 pics posted, one of a wedding cake, and one of 2 gorillas dressed up in wedding garb. You can check out the posting here.

I gotta say, Joel Madden is the man. Well, for the next 30 seconds anyway.

Joel Madden loves God

No, seriously. I'm not making that up. Joel Madden really does love God. He loves Him so much in fact, that he refuses to marry Nicole Richie until she accepts Jesus into her life.

I bet that's why Hilary Duff dumped him. I mean, a girl that shoves a scorpion down her panties isn't going to turn into a Jesus Freak.

Hayden Panettiere cuts her hair SHORT! (and more earthshaking news!)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson go on a "smoking" date together!!! (POTP)

Nicole Richie is the #1 MILF in my book... look! (smack)

The Sun (the astrological one, not the magazine one) finally shows Ashlee's baby bump. Look! (candy)

Who said this: "She gave me nipple covers. You don't want your little peas sticking out, do you?" And who was she talking about? (gabby)

Heidi Klum is a baby factory! (bitten)

What celeb mom said this: I’m working on trying to get him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it’s hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. It’s started - the interest in boobies. (???) (ayyyy)

Finally... Hayden Panettiere is not as hot anymore! I'm so sick of typing her confusing-ass last name anyway!!! LOTS o' pics! (fatback)

Backstage reaction to Vince McMahon's stupid million dollar RAW giveaway segments. (wrestling)

Why Dan Mirade hates Hulk Hogan! (mirade)

Reality Shows

have taken over the world and need to chill for a bit. There's a reality show for everything. Reality shows for children, for love, for any talent you can possibly have and want to share with the world, for best friendship with Paris Hilton hahaha and now THIS... I think I've heard it all...

Nicole Richie might be having a reality show about making a reality show.. and in turn, you win your own reality show once you survive this one....?????

And, get this…the show revolves around the search for the next Nicole Richie. What does that even mean?? What does she do???

According to someone who's been pitched the idea, the 'reality' show would take seven girls from across the U.S. and test their ability to achieve insta-fame like she did...Nicole and a panel of judges would then whittle down the competition in preparation for the live finale.The winner would receive her own reality show.

Word is at least three cable networks are interested in the pitch. This show makes absolutely no sense to me hahaha am I slow?