Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken off...and MORE!!

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Reese Witherspoon works on her fitness for new role. (amygrindhouse)

I'm not in the Bloods or the Crips, I'm just checking out these Tips!! (VBT)

Experts examine the drama in celebrity relationships!! (examiner)

Britney Spears gets blood on a designer dress. Umm...yeah, she didn't cut herself, if ya smell what I'm cookin'. (smack)

Gwyneth Paltrow talks sh*t about one of her friends. (bedhead)

Tori Spelling's boobs look like medicine balls. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken to ride him. Well, his coattails anyway. (POTP)

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman hit up Broadway together. (gabby)

Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer's ex-wife arrested for child abuse. Bitch. (bitten)

Jim Ross says Ric Flair will return to the ring! (wrestling)

Clay Aiken glad Adam Lambert didn't win Idol

For some reason, Clay Aiken thinks we actually still care what he has to say, and thinks what he says is relevant in everyday life. That's why he took to his website (which, by the way, you have to pay $30 to become a fan club member to access) to voice his opinion on the outcome of American Idol. Long story short, Clay is glad that Adam Lambert lost and didn't think he was talented in the first place.

The minute that Adam Lambert was singing Ring of Fire ... at that moment, [I] thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn't really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. But Idol is not always a matter of musical taste only. It's about the person you like. From what little I saw, Kris seemed likable. This year, there was an obvious bias. Not even having watched the show, I can tell you that I was WELL aware of the bias from the judges as to who should win. In my opinion, that is awfully unattractive. I don't think I am alone.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Clay is just insanely jealous of Adam. Adam is more talented than Clay is, he has more of a following than Clay did, and he didn't feel the need to hide who he was (AKA his sexuality) for so many years like Clay did. Clay, no one cares about you anymore. So stop trying to get back in the limelight and hop on the treadmill.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Parker Foster Aiken

"Somebody please help me. My parents are creepy and my Daddy Clay looks like a porcelain doll. A fat-faced, porcelain doll."

RCA drops Clay Aiken?

This hasn't exactly been confirmed yet, but it's looking like RCA dropped Clay Aiken from their record label. The rumor is they dropped him because he came out of the closet and had a baby with his much older friend, but I think that's just hateful, so I'll offer a couple of other reasons.

He got fat, he's annoying, and he has a face you just wanna haul off and punch. But I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Santa brings Clay a fella

Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa has come early for Clay Aiken in the form of a boyfriend. Clay is said to be dating Broadway actor Reed Kelly, who is currently starring in Wicked.

First a son, now a boyfriend. Sounds like 2008 was the year of the Clay.

More from the Clay Aiken/GMA interview

Yesterday I posted a 50-second video of Clay Aiken's interview (which is all I could find at the time) with Good Morning America. There was a second part to it this morning, but nothing has been posted yet. I HAVE, however, found the full segment for you to check out from yesterday (and hopefully I'll have the second part tomorrow). Check it out right here!

Clay Aiken video from GMA

Here's the video of some of the interview with Clay Aiken on Good Morning America. Apparently there's another part to it running tomorrow, so I'll add that when it comes out. Also, this is just about a 40-second clip from the segment they did on them. If I can find the full one, I'll post that, too. Because I love you all.

Clay Aiken speaking out!

For those early birds out there, Clay Aiken will be talking to Diane Sawyer at some point this morning on Good Morning America about finally coming out of the closet. If you'll remember, he flipped out on her a few years ago during an interview when she questioned his sexuality.

We'll throw the video of the interview up on here as soon as we get access to it.

Nicole Kidman knocked up by Fertility Water?...and MORE!!!

David Beckham channels his inner LL Cool J. (smack)

Clay Aiken and Sarah Palin share the same fashion sense. Clarah Paiken, anybody? (candy)

What stands out more on Lisa Rinna -- her fake lips, or her leopard print? (ayyyy)

Be nice to Lynne Spears the next time her teen daughter gets knocked up! She has feelings, too. (POTP)

What's the REAL reason Kim Kardashian is doing Dancing with the Stars? (gabby)

Nicole Kidman is pretty much the new Virgin Mary. (bitten)

Eric Bischoff starting new wrestling promotion? (wrestling)

Katie Holmes is blogging in cryptic code! (dontcallmejoey)

Clay finally comes out of the closet

Well, it's official now. Clay Aiken is gay. He's coming out in the newest edition of People magazine, saying that he didn't want to hide the truth from his newborn son. This comes after years of avoiding questions about it, but it's really nothing we didn't already know.

I'm sure you're expecting a wiseass comment from me now, but I assure you do I have a heart. I just don't get why it was so tough for him to just admit it. Like I said, it's nothing we didn't already know, but I suppose he just wasn't comfortable with coming right out with it. He even lashed out at Diane Sawyer a couple of years ago when she put him on the spot. Check out the video below.

Wow...I was somewhat x-rated with these link captions. My bad...but ENJOY!!!

Kelly Ripa's husband will marry Howard Stern and his girlfriend. (smack)

Is that a kiddie toucher holding Clay Aiken's baby?! Oh no, it's just Clay and his fat face. (candy)

President Bush may love the booty, but he hates a sweaty woman. (ayyyy)

Rihanna's boobs love tigers, and her vajajay loves leopards. (POTP)

LiLo and SamRo both keep quiet about their relationship. Which means they're totally having girl-on-girl cuddle time. (gabby)

Rad Girls = MTV's Jackass, but with boobies. (bitten)

Mick Foley jumping ship from WWE to TNA?! (wrestling)

Clay Aiken is a father

No, you didn't read that wrong. Yes, hell just froze over. Gay Aiken -- ahem, excuse me -- Clay Aiken is now a father after his best friend, Jaymes Foster, had her baby this morning. She was artificially knocked up with Clay's gay tadpoles.

I guarantee this kid has the worst life ever.

Clay Aiken is going to be a father!!!

No, you read that headline right. Clay "I'm totally, absolutely, clearly in the closet" Aiken is going to be a father. To an actual human baby. Born from an actual human woman. With an actual vagina.

The mother is reported to be Jaymes Foster (go figure, Clay Aiken would impregnate a woman with a guy's name), Clay's best friend and producer of several of his albums. She's 50. He's 29.

It's also rumored that she was artificially inseminated. That means no sex, kids. Now that sounds like the Clay Aiken we know and don't love!

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude, and gets turned down!!! (and more)

Who said it about Britney: "The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.” (circus)

Who wore it better??? I say they both look like ass! (ayyyy)

Jamie Spears convinces Justin Timberlake to visit Britney. (smack)

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude... gets turned down!!! (POTP)

Order your special edition Kelly Clarkson postal stamps now! Huh? (popbytes)

Clay Aiken looks so much like a woman that I think he may end up being the next pregnant man. (gabby)

Artie Lange walks out live on the Howard Stern show (audio)! (bitten)

Lionel Richie caught pointing at his daughter Nicole's boobage. (dlist)

Major robbery at WWE Wrestlemania! (wrestling)

12-year-old boy arrested for throwing rocks at Soulja Boy! I have a new idol. And he's twelve. (and more)

One day Ryan Seacrest will own you. (circus)

12-year-old boy arrested for throwing rocks at Soulja Boy! I have a new idol. And he's twelve. (smack)

Clay Aiken looks even more like a "non-man-non-woman" lifeform on the cover of his new album. (POTP)

"Whatcha-gonna-do when Hulkamania and the largest arms in the world... get sued???" (gabby)

Madonna's personal trainer is HOT... and expensive. (bitten)

There's a movie about a Michael Jackson impersonator??? (popbytes)

Old political man... sweet dance. (ayyyy)

Gordon Solie going in the WWE Hall Of Fame. (wrestling)

American Idol Finalist Curse?!

The past American Idol finalist seems to be having BAD LUCK this past week!

1. The beautiful Katharine Mcphee gets dropped from her label.

2. Ruben Studdard gets dropped from his record label.

3. Taylor Hicks gets dropped from his record label.

4. Jessica Sierra has had problems much bigger than the other idols. She had a sex tape come out, she has had numerous run ins with the law, been to many rehabs and just found out she is pregnant. She was just released from jail on Tuesday and will need to go to a rehab for one year. She was supposed to go back to Dr. Drew's rehab in California but Cali said no, they don't want her... so he has to go to court this week to address the issue.

Sooo.. there is some bad luck going around for these AI finalists.. I wonder if Clay Aiken will be the next to be dropped?

Celebrity Dirt -- 2008 Prediction Spectacular

ALSO -- leave YOUR 2008 celebrity predictions as a comment here (just click comments below - duh). And remember - ANYONE can leave comments on any article at this blog, you don't need an account. Because sharing is fun. Unless it's Skittles. I don't share my Skittles.

Clay On Broadway. Hooray.

She's joined the cast of "Monty Python's Spamalot."

And I'm still waiting for Clay to find her true calling in life, traveling the world as the awesomest KD Lang impersonator ever.