Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight on the outs again?

Just when you thought it was safe to have father and daughter love again, it's looking possible that Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight are back on the outs. And it's over a really stupid reason. Apparently, she's very upset with him for supporting John McCain in the Presidential Race.

Really, Angie? Quit being such a drama queen.

Kanye opens his heart...and MORE!!!

Bernie Mac's spirit visits his wife. (smack)

Say hi to Kellie Picker's boobs, kids. (candy)

Know how some girls look good with no makeup? Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't one of them. (ayyyy)

Kanye's heart isn't on Love Lockdown. (POTP)

More Joe Jonas doucheness -- HE CHEATED ON TAYLOR SWIFT?! (gabby)

Cindy McCain cheating on John? (bitten)

Congrats, Amy Winehouse! You now look like a man. (yuddy)

Kenny Dykstra puts WWE on blast! (wrestling)

John McCain on SNL

I dropped the ball on this one big time. I meant to post it Monday, but got totally sidetracked. John McCain made 2 appearances on this past weekend's Saturday Night Live, even appearing with Tina Fey dressed up as Sarah Palin. News from backstage though is that McCain was a little standoff-ish toward her, and speculation is because he wasn't a fan of the jokes about Palin. But either way, check out his two skits below!

Carrie Underwood really isn't a bitch...and MORE!!!

Rare photos of Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain!! (smack)

Ice T pretty much bangs his wife in the open. (candy)

Julia Ormond is missing a little something from her dress...like umm, a front? (ayyyy)

Nelly and Ashanti getting engaged?! (POTP)

Carrie Underwood sets the record straight about her, Tony Romo, and Jessica Simpson! (gabby)

Akon moving to Africa if John McCain becomes President! (bitten)

Speaking of John McCain, check him out on SNL this past weekend! (yuddy)

Ric Flair denies a return to the ring! (wrestling)

It's Election Day today...GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

I don't care who you vote for, what you believe in, and what you're hoping will happen, but get your ass out there and fill out a ballot today!! This race is insanely close, and EVERY VOTE will count. Don't believe me? Some of my friends have some advice for you, too...

Presidential Candidates go Cabbage Patch!

Jakks Pacific, Inc. has decided to make a Cabbage Patch Kid of each one of the candidates for the election next week! Check them out!

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin:

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain:

Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Joe Biden:

Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama:

The Cabbage Patch dolls will be auctioned off for charity. Pretty cool, actually, and I'm not even that into politics!

Funny video about John McCain

My buddy sent me this earlier this morning and I couldn't help but laughing. It's not a real news report, but half of the hilarity is how straight of a face the "reporters" keep. Check it out!


John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

Hilarious Obama/McCain Dance Off Video!!

Check it out!! It's hilarious (and good!)

Alicia Silverstone has officially lost her hotness...and MORE!!!

If DJ AM didn't almost die, I'd be more pissed that he's officially back together with Mandy Moore. (smack)

Alicia Silverstone's legs are so hairy she can't even shave it all off. (candy)

Oh sweet. The possible President of the United States looks like a polar bear cub. (ayyyy)

Photoshop rules! Obama and Palin on Dancing with the Stars!! (POTP)

Britney and the kiddies hit up the pumpkin patch! (gabby)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin -- The MILF Tag Team Champions of the World. (bitten)

Bret Hart done with wrestling forever?! (wrestling

John McCain is pissing everyone off

Ya know, I'm usually a good read of people and I think John McCain is actually a nice guy, whether I decide to vote with him, against him, or for neither him or Obama. But he's really gotta stop pissing off the wrong people if he expects to win this election.

Pissing off Joe the Plumber is one thing, but pissing off celebrities who are always in the limelight and have influence on people's decisions isn't the best idea. Aside from pissing off Bon Jovi, he's also pissed off Heart, Jackson Browne, John Mellencamp, and the Foo Fighters for using their music during his campaign.

If it were me, I wouldn't really care. But where people are obviously caring and have a problem, why don't you just ASK if it's cool first? It's not that hard. Ya dummy.

Bon Jovi is pissed at John McCain

Now, if I were a musician and someone running for President used my song as their entrance theme during campaign parties, I'd be flattered. Then again, I'm not Bon Jovi. Ole Jon Bon is HEATED at Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain for using his song Who Says You Can't Go Home during his campaign because he's a strong Democratic supporter.

We wrote this song as a thank you to those who have supported us over the past twenty-five years. The song has since become a banner for our home state of New Jersey and the defacto theme song for our partnerships around the country to build homes and rebuild communities. Although we were not asked, we do not approve of their use of Home.

Considering he's being sued for stealing someone else's song and lyrics, I'd shut the hell up if I were Bon Jovi.

John McCain's twin brother

Left: Presidential Republican candidate John McCain.
Right: Cotton Hill from King of the Hill.

Madonna compares John McCain to Hitler

Madonna has been no stranger to lacking class throughout her career, but this may take the cake. When she kicked off her Sweet and Sticky Tour in Wales the other day, the show started with a video of John McCain with superimposed pictures of Adolf Hitler.

Controversy = Ratings, but calling a US Presidential candidate Adolf Hitler is taking it a little bit too far. Of course, this is all coming from someone who cheated on her husband with A-Rod. Skank.

Paris Hilton responds to John McCain's political ad

The other day we talked about Paris' mom Kathy responding to McCain's ad where he uses Paris as example of Obama's celebrity status. Well, Paris has responded with her own political ad, and I gotta say...she kicks ass for this. Check it out!

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John McCain pisses off Mama Hilton

In the latest John McCain campaign ads on TV, he calls Barack Obama a celebrity like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton because of how he plays up the press. Apparently that rubbed Paris' mom Kathy the wrong way, calling it a "waste of America's time."

Okay, so your daughter actually gets complimented and called a celebrity, and you get mad? And you wonder why she went off and made a sex tape.