Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split

Are we really surprised? After only 6 months of dating and engagement rumors with yet another boyfriend, Paris Hilton has split from boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. No details on why they split up, but Paris rep released a statement saying it's true they split, they're still friends (bullsh*t) and they want their privacy respected.

For the record, I totally called this split last week when I posted a story about Doug appearing on Season 3 of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. You can't see me (what up John Cena?) but I'm taking my bows right now.

Paris Hilton looks for New BFF in Middle East

The second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiered last night on MTV, but Paris is already setting up a third season of the show, but this time, she's going to the other side of the world -- the Middle East. Paris is going to hit up Dubai in the United Arab Emirates later on this month for the 17-day filming of the show. Doug Reinhardt will probably appear on the show like Benji Madden did in Season 1.

It's actually going to be interesting to see how this all goes down, considering the social norms are TOTALLY different in Dubai than they are in the US and UK. There's going to be no boozing, no swearing, and not much sexual content on the Dubai season. Which pretty much guarantees a huge flop.

Paris Hilton denies boat sex rumors

There's been rumors floating around for the last couple of days that Paris Hilton got tossed off of her friend's boat for being inappropriate with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The story goes like this: Paris and Doug showed up to the boat party and were immediately all over each other, shoving their tongues down each other's throats and all. Paris got so worked up that she dragged Doug below deck to bang him in the bathroom, but right before they shut the door, they got caught and were told to leave. Paris took to her Myspace Page to clear the air.

That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such a lie that it's a joke! That was my good friends boat and first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that. It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of all these false rumors, it's not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.

What does she expect? She hasn't exactly been the spokesperson for classy women...

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting married?

There's a good chance that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt could be engaged in a couple of months. In a recent interview with the British paper the Mail, Doug said that he's totally planning on asking "her to marry me, but I can't say when. I don't want to ruin the surprise." His friends have told people that he's planning on doing it sometime during the summer, because he doesn't really see any reason to put it off any longer and just waiting around.

Do you think Paris will say yes? She's been engaged twice and broken both of them off -- maybe third time's the charm?

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Paris wants to marry Doug?

Paris Hilton talked to E! Online over the weekend while she was at an event, and pretty much told the world that she wants to marry her latest flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt.

He's going to be my husband. We're best friends. It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy.

Just like she was engaged to that dude named Paris a few years ago. And like she was really in love with Benji Madden? And Nick Carter? And half of Mexico? And all of Australia, including the kangaroos?