K-Fed should breast feed...and MORE!!!

Rachel Zoe is the new model for the skeleton in your Science class. (smack)

The Hilton sisters show Paris' new BFF how to suck off a Grey Goose bottle. (candy)

Got nose plugs? Because I think Hilary Duff just farted. (ayyyy)

K-Fed's fat!! (POTP)

David Beckham and his bodyguard lay a hurtin' on a photog. (gabby)

See how good airbrushing makes Jessica Alba look. (bitten)

Brad worried about Angelina's health? (yuddy)

Suicide's identity revealed!! (wrestling)