Mandy Moore in Details mag

Mandy Moore had a nice little mini-shoot for Details magazine that will appear in the next issue that hits newsstands.

Can someone tell me why she's married to someone that looks like he belongs in a cardboard box on the sidewalk?

Mandy Moore is engaged!

It's a sad, sad day for single men everywhere who have a thing for Mandy Moore. She's just gotten engaged to her long-time boyfriend Ryan Adams. There's no date set yet or details available, except for the fact that I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

Congrats!!

Alicia Silverstone has officially lost her hotness...and MORE!!!

If DJ AM didn't almost die, I'd be more pissed that he's officially back together with Mandy Moore. (smack)

Alicia Silverstone's legs are so hairy she can't even shave it all off. (candy)

Oh sweet. The possible President of the United States looks like a polar bear cub. (ayyyy)

Photoshop rules! Obama and Palin on Dancing with the Stars!! (POTP)

Britney and the kiddies hit up the pumpkin patch! (gabby)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin -- The MILF Tag Team Champions of the World. (bitten)

Bret Hart done with wrestling forever?! (wrestling

Mandy Moore cuts off ties with her Mamadukes

Mandy Moore is the kind of girl you marry -- she's gorgeous, she's sweet, and she's loyal as all hell, which is why she cut off ties with her mother after she cheated on her father and left him...FOR ANOTHER WOMAN!

Mandy's mom sounds like a real bitch (not because she's a lesbian, so don't even try going there), but I suppose we should all tank her for giving the world Mandy. Or at least me, because I'm infatuated. So thank you, you cheating hussy.

Mandy Moore and DJ AM reunite

A possible second chance at romance? Anything is possible. Mandy Moore and DJ AM hung out together at the Friendly House's Awards Luncheon over the weekend.

She's so purrdddyyy.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Mandy Moore

"I'm the only one that can make poop-color brown look hot."

Why, Mandy?

Mandy Moore is the latest celebrity to join the "I'm going to dress like my grandma" club.

I really don't get it. If I looked anything like her, I'd just walk around in revealing clothes all day long. Then again, I have no morals.

(And did I just indirectly say I wished I was a woman? Oh man, call the shrink.)