Rachael Ray surgery

FINALLY! The world may not have to be annoyed whenever Rachael Ray opens her mouth anymore. She went under the knife for vocal cord surgery last week and got a non-cancerous cyst removed, which is thought to be the reason her voice is so annoying and raspy. The surgery was a success and she's already at home recovering, but isn't able to talk that much which is driving her crazy.

In all seriousness, it's good to hear that the surgery went well. In even more seriousness, it's even greater to hear that she won't pierce my f*cking eardrums anymore.

Rachael Ray doesn't regret racy pics

Back in 2003, Rachael Ray got some sh*t for taking some racy pics in FHM magazine, which kinda went against her wholesome housewife image. Last night on Nightline, Rachael was interviewed and commented on her decision to pose for the pics, and the backlash she got.

I think I was 35 at the time, and I thought about it for a while, and I said, 'You know what? This magazine has as young as 17-, 18-year-olds in hottie bikinis, and these are all actresses, models, pin-up girls. I don't belong to any even remote club of theirs. And I thought, 'If I'm gutsy enough to do this, this is a good thing for everybody. This is the everywoman, here she is,' and I did it, and it was the most scared I've ever been, and I wouldn't change a thing. I'd do it again tomorrow.

The pics aren't even that bad. The worst/most racy pics of her are her licking a wooden spoon and sucking on a strawberry. Hardly racy at all.

Lisa Rinna is more plastic than Barbie...and MORE!!!

Lisa Rinna admit she looks like total sh*t. (smack)

Rachael Ray is gonna get nekkid!! (candy)

Kate Hudson knows she has hot legs and has no problem showing them off. (ayyyy)

Umm...when did Jake Gyllenhaal get jacked? (POTP)

John Mayer wrote a love song for Jennifer Aniston. I'm gonna puke. (gabby)

Peep the red carpet pics from the People's Choice Awards. (bitten)

New angle being added into Jeff Hardy storyline. (wrestling)

Rachael Ray is a horrible guest host

Rachael Ray was supposed to be a hostess of a burger contest, but apparently she barely left the VIP area, and when she did, she didn't talk to anyone who wasn't a well-known chef or celebrity.

She's annoying as hell, what gives her the right to be a bitch?

Rachael Ray needs to be shot

This is totally random, but just now on her how Rachael Ray, Rachael legit came out and just said "That's right, ladies. We need our rug to match our drapes."

Seriously, can someone just run her over? Or maybe I need to be run over for even having her show on in the first place.

Pamela Anderson Sex Tape: The Sequel...and MORE!!!

Pamela Anderson just can't keep her legs closed in front of a camera. (smack)

How to be a skank in 2 days, starring Shauna Sand! (candy)

Someday, Sarah Jessica Parker's armpits will eat us. (ayyyy)

David Archuleta has a "Crush" on Jamie Lynn Spears?! (POTP)

Rest easy...Brangelina is still Brangelina. (gabby)

Rachael Ray knocked up?! (bitten)

Gregory Helms returns to Smackdown tonight?! (wrestling)

Rachael Ray wants to tell the world about her sex life, and MORE!!!

Celebrity Smackdown! Hairspray star and America's Next Top Model contestant throw fist-a-cuffs at an airport! (smack)

Rachael Ray attempting to write a "tell-all" book about her past drug use and bizarre sex life with her husband. Excuse me while I vomit. (candy)

Leona Lewis's nose looks like the bar of gold she's holding. Sadness. (ayyyy)

The Teen Choice Awards air in about an hour. See what the celebs are wearing before you see on TV! (POTP)

Oh snap! Lance Armstrong said he dumped Kate Hudson because she's "too needy" (gabby)

More Kate Hudson! She steps out with her son, and looks like she's wearing a curtain. (bitten)

Mick Foley leaving WWE?! (wrestling)

Rachael Ray ad pulled

The latest Dunkin Donuts ad featuring Rachael Ray was pulled because of the scarf she's wearing in it. People are saying it resembles the a headdress worn by Arab men.

No word yet on whether those same people had the sticks removed from their asses or not.