Shia sexes fans...and MORE!!

Smell like Angelina Jolie! (amygrindhouse)

Kristen Stewart lesbian love scene! (celezbrity)

What connects Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley? (examiner)

Shia LaBeouf f*cks his fans. (smack)

Lady Gaga pretty much gets ass raped by her own clothes. (bedhead)

Smell like 50 Cent. You mean I can't even smell like an entire dollar? (ayyyy)

Elizabeth Taylor breaks her silence about Michael Jackson's death. (POTP)

Michael Jackson 911 call released. (gabby)

What's going to happen to Michael Jackson's kids? (bitten)

WWE/TNA wrestlers comment on Michael Jackson's death. (wrestling)

New Eminem Song

Consider this the first "Dirty Toe Jam of the Week." I legit just decided to make this a brand new feature as I was starting this post. Every Friday (if I remember, that is), I'll pick my favorite song of the week. So this week is the new collaboration with Enimem, 50 Cent, and Dr. Dre called Crack a Bottle. I legit think Enimem is a genius, and even though I'm mostly a rock guy, I'll listen to his stuff ANY day of the week. So here it is, the world debut of the Dirty Toe Jam of the Week -- Eminem, Fiddy, and Dre...CRACK A BOTTLE!!!

Lindsay owes more than 50 Cents

Apparently Lindsay Lohan borrowed a cool million from 50 Cent back in the day, and he may have to take her to court to get it back. What I want to know is...WHY would Fiddy ever lend LiLo $1 million? That's such an odd pairing.

Fiddy rips on Kanye

This totally reeks of awesomeness. During a performance in Albany, NY, 50 Cent spoke to the crowd and told them to record his next set, because he was going to be debuting his new single. Only, when the beat hit, it wasn't a 50 song. It was Kanye's new one, Love Lockdown. Nothing like re-starting a feud! The crowd had NO idea what to think...check it out down below.

Carrie Underwood and 50 Cent = BFF

Talk about an odd couple. 50 Cent and Carrie Underwood are tight, yo. They spent some time together while on set shooting a Vitamin Water commercial with Fiddy, Big Papi (that's Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz to all of you across the pond or down under), and Chicago Bears' Brian Urlacher. Carrie felt intimidated, but Fiddy made her all comfy.

He was joking around with me. I was the only girl there, so I felt kind of uncomfortable. I was like a midget next to all these giant guys. So, he was trying to make me feel at ease. He's a really cool guy.

Let's be real here. He's a guy, she's a gorgeous girl. We all know he was just being nice so he could try to...ahem..."Carrie" her "Underwood" (yes, that's a dirty joke.)

50 Cent castrates Young Buck (pretty much)

First, 50 Cent boots Young Buck outta G-Unit. Now, Fiddy pretty much ended whatever kind of street cred and "badass" appearance Buck had.

A few days ago, the two rappers had a phone conversation where Buck pretty much said he treated 50 like crap and he did wrong by him. Fiddy is heard consoling Buck and trying to calm him down, which leads to Buck crying.

Yes, you read that right. Buck cried on the phone with 50. Then after consoling him, 50 leaked the convo onto the internet. Lucky for us, Hot 97's Miss Info dropped the entire convo right here. Part 1 is pretty boring, but Part 2 is what really makes Buck sound like he could get his ass kicked by Napoleon Dynamite.

I know I made fun of him in the pic, but I really feel bad for Buck. He totally got douched over by Fiddy. Not too cool.

BREAKING NEWS: 50 Cent comes out of the closet?!

Okay, so he didn't actually come out of the closet. But in an interview with Vibe Magazine, he had this to say about fans trying anything to see him.

I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet naked. Are you kidding me?

No, Fiddy. Are YOU kidding ME? Are you actually complaining that naked girls wait for you in your hotel room?! I think getting shot 9 times made you straight up stupid.

Jessica Simpson, right after being attacked by crazy man with garden shears! (and more)

Jessica Simpson, right after being attacked by crazy man with garden shears! SHOCKING PHOTO!! (circus)

Here's your latest Britney headline update! (bitten)

Olsen twins doing PLAYBOY SPREAD??? (gabby)

Estelle feat Kanye West "American Boy" -- hot track -- hear the song, watch the video! (popbytes)

Paris Hilton has a fake Shaman. Seriously -- that's not a sexual innuendo. (POTP)

Ashlee Simpson did a drunk radio interview the other day. Check it out here!!! (crunch)

The TRUTH behind the Britney Spears/Heidi Montag God-awful duet is here! (crap)

Nicole Richie's baby outsells Christina Aguilera's! I love the baby drama! (smack)

50 Cent & Snoop Dogg to appear at Wrestlemania this year! (wrestling)

You Can Find Me in The Voting Booth...

"Vote for Hil, in 2008 m----f---a!!!" That's right! In a recent "Time" Magazine article, the recently retired* rapper goes on record, and (despite being the only hip-hop artist in 2007 NOT to endorse Barry Obama) jokingly says that he "likes Hillary Clinton," and "think(s) she was already our president once." So there you have it. When elected, at the presidential inaugural ball, hundreds of crusty old white people can TOTALLY expect a rousing rendition of "I Get Money" and "Candyshop", by Hil's main-man, Fiddy.

Word.

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