Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

Mindy McCready sex tape

Don't let the title of this post fool you -- Mindy McCready never made a sex tape (I hope anyway, because there's a good chance my ass would go blind if I ever came across her naked), but she's being linked to the whole Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche sex tape (that isn't really even a sex tape). Kari accused Mindy of swiping the tape when they were roommates on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab and released it online, but Mindy is saying Kari's bitch ass is crazy.

I did not want to be dragged into all this. I did not want to be a part of this. [Kari] is evil personified, she is evil in human form. She will hurt anyone she can to make money. If I was going to leak it, I would have done that a long time ago.

I don't even know why anyone released it in the first place -- the picture quality sucks and the whole f*cking thing is boring. Wow, like I really give a rat's ass about people sitting in a jacuzzi naked talking about sh*t no one cares about.

Eric Dane Rebecca Gayheart Kari Ann Peniche sex tape

Hey man, high-five to McSteamy for pulling this one off. Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane was behind and in front of the camera for a threesome sex tape with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche. I couldn't exactly watch it to give you guys the rundown or the details because I'm at work, not to mention the only version I could find was censored (apparently some site is putting out the uncensored version), but you can check it out right here, and lemme know how it is huh?

Eric Dane trying to be a Daddy Mac

The man known as McSteamy has spilled that beans to Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood that he and wife Rebecca Gayheart are working on starting a family.

We're currently working on having kids. I want to have kids. I'm ready.

I'd be willing to bet men and women everywhere are pissed and jealous that Eric Dane and Rebecca get to practice having kids over and over again.