Mim-E=MC(squared)

Got that, braniacs? Yea, me neither.
Rejoice "lambs", (as Mariah likes to call her fans, or "fans", I guess I should type.) because Mimi's new album has been titled, (E=MC2), AND she dropped the new single "Touch My Body" on iTunes this morning. I for one, was waiting eagerly by the Apple IIe all night, with my free AOL disc at the ready, for HOURS, waiting for this one. Yay...
Unfortunately, these internetz are hard, and I have been unlucky in finding a link to such tunes and this single

[EDIT: Stop right there Mr. kAEdo!!! Here's Mariah's new single "Touch My Body" right here!!! Enjoy:](just push play)

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[kAEdo's post continued from earlier:]
...and so unfortunately all I have for you is Mariah's first video, from 1990's self-titled album. But after the jump, let me know, are you excited / interested / don't care / have an amazing amount of hateful contempt / ehhh, for Ms. Carey's new album. Let me know!

Mariah carey - vision of love
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Mariah Carey Smells Like Toasted Marshmallows

Mariah Carey has come out with a new fragrance ever-so-creatively called "M." And don't bitch me out that I'm not refering to her as "Mimi." She ain't no friend of mine. I'm not even posh enough to be hired as her personally toilet paper crumpler.

Her new fragrance has the scent of... toasted marshmallows. Mariah says she was never too keen on wearing perfume so she went the route of "reminding her of childhood days around the campfire."

Man. If my significant other wore a couple dabs of this I just might try to eat her arms.

PS -- Anybody else think Mariah has resembled that giant marshmallow monster from "Ghostbusters" lately? Hmmm...