Lindsay Lohan steals a role from Katie Holmes...and MORE!!!

Kathy Coleman makes her return in Land of the Lost. (VBT)

Celebrity relationships get examined!! examiner)

Lady Gaga is a huge attention whore. (amygrindhouse)

UK reality star Danielle Lloyd brutally attacked! (smack)

Pete Doherty loves soccer. (bedhead)

Ladies flash some skin at Cannes. (ayyyy)

Cameron Diaz introduces Adam Levine to her mamadukes. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan lands a role meant for Katie Holmes. (gabby)

Nick Cannon scared of Eminem? (bitten)

TNA bringing in Buff Bagwell?! (wrestling)

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Tami Farrell may replace Carrie Prejean...and MORE!!!

Last night I took too many sips of beer, now check out these Tips for some Monday cheer! (VBT)
Lindsay Lohan loves her some Adderall. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is Rey Mysterio Jr!! (smack)

Kate Moss' boyfriend isn't missing. (bedhead)

Gisele finds her boobs. (ayyyy)

Tami Farrell may become the new Miss California. (POTP)

Nick Cannon vs Eminem! I hope Em destroys him. (gabby)

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are Motherlovers. (bitten)

In a few weeks -- the return of Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyyyyyyyyy.....Kennedy. (wrestling)

Nick Cannon imposter Tweets to Mariah Carey

I'll be the first one to admit that I don't really think Mariah Carey is the smartest person in the world. Granted, I have nothing but a mental meltdown to back that up with, but I just really don't think she's one of these celebrities that's secretly a genius. That being said, I don't think that she's dumb enough to believe an imposter of her husband on Twitter. Nick Cannon gives the deets.

I switched my account name over to @NickCannon on Twitter recently and I just found out my old name @NickCannon4Real is now being used by an impostor. The fake is even sending messages to my wife. Hilarious.

Really? I don't understand why people think it's cool to impersonate celebrities online anyway -- does your life suck that much? But you're seriously going to attempt to be Nick Cannon (why him of all people to impersonate?) and actually get think HIS WIFE won't notice you're a fake?! I hope a Mexican pig rapes you in your sleep.

Vice President's daughter "powders her nose"...and MORE!!!

Joe Biden's daughter loves her some blow. (fried)

Nick Cannon proves he's Mariah's bitch. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher kisses Demi's ass. (agentbedhead)

Holy bad outfits at the Nick Kids' Choice Awards, Batman! (ayyyy)

Tila Tequila rips celebs apart on Twitter. LOVE IT. (POTP)

Josh Hartnett rushed to the hospital! (gabby)

The economic crisis hits Jennifer Garner in the panties! (bitten)

Shawn Michaels wants Bret Hart to induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame? (wrestling)

Is Nick Cannon struggling to pay off Mariah's engagement ring?

Rumors about Nick Cannon struggling to pay off the engagement ring he bought for Mariah Carey have been all over the place, but Nick is setting the record straight, in his own stuck up way. The story is that Nick is being sued for $500,000 by the jewelry store where he bought the ring after failing to make payments on it, but he said that's "ridiculous" because the ring cost way more than that.

3 words: What. A. Douche.

Is Mariah Carey pregnant?

Mariah Carey may be knocked up!! She went on a shopping spree over the weekend and ended up dropping a good chunk of change ($200,000 to be exact) on a pink crib, a highchair, and other furniture from a kid's store. On top of that, she's apparently been eyeing a new house and is planning on having an all-pink nursery.

Sounds like someone knows what kind of baby is gonna pop out of her mommy spot in 9 months...

Mariah and Nick visit a fertility clinic

Nick apparently can't get the job done with his Cannon (pat on the back for that pun), because he and Mariah Carey have started visiting fertility clinics for help with getting knocked up. They've been trying on their own for a year and they haven't been able to get it done, and they want to have a baby before Mariah turns 40 next year.

Maybe they should go to the Octomom for advice.

Jerry Springer leaves "America's Got Talent"

Jerry Springer has decided to leave his role as host of America's Got Talent, mainly because of other things he has going on right now. It turns out that Nick Cannon is set to take over the hosting role. Let's see if Mr. Mariah Carey can fill the shoes of the face of the most white trash talk show ever.

Shouldn't be too hard.

More baby rumors

The rumor mill is going crazy about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon right now, saying the newlyweds are expecting a baby. Mariah has been seen around a lot covering up and holding her belly.

I don't know...part of me believes it because she's talked about wanting a family recently, but the other part of me thinks it's a load of bull. We'll see what happens I suppose...

Mariah and Nick didn't do the dirty til they were married!

Mariah Carey felt the need to fill us in on her sex life with Nick Cannon leading up to their wedding after a two-month romance.

It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.

Well, I guess even the grand canyon needs a rest once in a while...

Victoria Beckham doesn't think she turns guys on...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan dishes the dirt to Marie Claire! smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to be a Scientologist!! (candy)

Wanna see up Janice Dickinson's dress? No problem, just ask! (ayyyy)

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey bust out their best prom pose. (POTP)

Victoria Beckham says she's not sexy. That snobby bitch. (gabby)

Jennifer Garner's livin' large!! (bitten)

Madonna goes gangster. We know she's just looking for A-Rod to play with... (yuddy)

Chris Jericho injured at No Mercy! (wrestling)

Joel Madden = Trojan Man...and MORE!!!

DJ AM released from hospital over the weekend. (smack)

George Clooney dumps Brad Pitt for Johnny Depp...well, movie-wise anyway. (candy)

Nick Cannon is really just Mariah Carey's guide dog. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden promoting safe sex. How's that for irony? (POTP)

Paul Newman's daughter pretty much says her late father is the man. (gabby)

New Paris Hilton ad campaign, where she shows off her hot ass body. (bitten)

Katy Perry channeling her inner J-Lo? (yuddy)

Rhyno throws out first pitch at Tigers/Rays game! (wrestling)

Nick Cannon = Rebound???

For almost four years, Mariah had been dating Mark Sudack, some guy that also works in the music industry...behind the scenes. It's been said that the two split earlier this year so apparently their relationship was behind the scenes as well - unlike her latest whirlwind relationship. Seriously, how long did Nick and Mariah date if it's only May and they're already married and Mariah was still dating this other guy THIS YEAR?? And her ex is said to be "shattered" by news of Mimi's recent wedding.

:( That's sad. I hope for all involved's sake, this isn't a revenge tactic.

Nick Cannon is constipated!!

Even I can't make this stuff up!

Look at the guy in the background laughing!! Hahaha...Nick Cannon can't poop. My life is complete.

The Newlyweds...

a pic of Nick and Mariah at their first public appearance together as a married couple :) Taken last night at the Time 100 Party in NYC. Do they work or do they seem awkward? I can't decide.. they do look happy so that's the most important thing I guess! Here's a few quotes from Mariah's interview in PEOPLE magazine:

"From the first time we sat down to discuss the video at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we connected," Cannon said. "We had so much in common spiritually, and we laugh at the same things. I didn't have to put on my Mac Daddy suave mode. I was able to be myself with her. We are both eternally 12 years old."

They began a whirlwind romance, and raised eyebrows when Carey was seen sporting a huge diamond ring on her finger at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of her movie "Tennessee," in which she plays a waitress. Carey said she told "only about four people" about the wedding.

Were Carey's friends surprised?

"Some were, but some weren't," she said. "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my (Mrs. Cannon) tattoo wasn't surprised." Chiming in, Cannon said, "To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They're forever and ever. They professed our love."

INTENSE! HAHA

Angelina Jolie DRUG tape surfaces! (and more)

Wanna see what Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's child MIGHT look like. Click the link to see her. For the love of creepy babies, I hope they have a boy!!! (smack)

Old poop. $960. Blogging about expensive old poop. Priceless. (candy)

Kate Hudson versus Paris Hilton: Cheetah Battle... BEGIN!!! (ayyyy)

Barack Obama promises to end Heidi Montag Lauren Conrad feud. (POTP)

And the sexiest woman on TV according to TV Guide is..... (gabby)

Angelina Jolie DRUG tape surfaces! Lots of drugs in the '90's for Angelina! (fatback)

Britney Spears spent $61 MILLION in less than a year??? (popbytes)

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby shower is tomorrow and she looks HUGE! (dlist)

Coming to your TV... "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling!!!" YES!!! (bitten)

Here's a pretty picture of a hyacinth. (flowers)

I Can't Keep Up with the Cannons...

Mariah and Nick aren't just dating, they aren't just engaged.. but they are NOW married!!!

The wedding was said to have taken place on an island and the small ceremony was "very impulsive," according to the source. And was YESTERDAY!!! Is there any other word that means more impulsive than impulsive because that just doesn't satisfy me.

Do you think she's pregnant? At the rate they're going, I'm surprised they don't already have 4 year old twins running around. Jeez...

Supposedly Da Brat was in attendance... anybody know her so we can confirm this? haha

Also, AN UPDATE ON THE RING:

The ring, jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed to PEOPLE, is crafted from platinum and features a square, emerald-cut fancy light pink diamond in the center, surrounded by 58 intense pink diamonds, flanked by two half-moon diamonds. The total carat weight of the ring – the center stone alone is 10 carats – is a jaw-dropping 17 carats, with a value of $2.5 million.

Though some have speculated that Carey's ring is the same one Cannon gave to his former fiancée, Victoria's Secret model Seltia Ebanks, Ebanks's ring was 12 carats and made of colorless diamonds. The picture I posted earlier of Mariah's ring makes it look pretty colorless to me...but who knows.

CONFIRMED: MARIAH CANNON? haha

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD is reporting that Mariah and Nick Cannon are definitely engaged. I can't even comprehend this. When were they even dating besides stories surfacing last month of them hanging out?? Haha How can I be so out of the loop on these two? I thought I had hollywood couples on lock down but I guess I'm not as good as I thought I was so anyways...

HOW AWESOMELY BAD IS THIS... NICK CANNON GAVE THE SAME RING HE GAVE TO HIS OLD FIANCEE TO MARIAH!! HE GAVE IT TO VICTORIA SECRET MODEL, SELITA Ebanks, ONLY A YEAR AGO!! The guy moves fast...He had given the ring to Selita only after 3 months of dating. They broke up in October and now, 6/7 months later, he's giving it to Mariah. DOESN'T MARIAH REMIND YOU OF THE TYPE THAT WOULD BE TOO DIVALICIOUS TO ACCEPT A REGIFTED RING?!?! I wonder if she knew before this surfaced... I'd expect her to want a one of a kind butterfly shaped diamond or something. haha Though if the ring is a family heirloom or something, I can see regiving it, it's gorgeous. But if not, seriously, Nick come on...

Selita wearing ring on left, Mariah wearing ring on right.