Did Avril Lavigne get implants?

I realize she's pushing on her chest in the bikini pic, but still...if you don't have a ton of boobs, you won't have that much cleavage no matter how much you push or not. So what do you think...is Avril rocking some silicone?

Avril getting divorced?

If the rumors are true, then you can expect a new Avril Lavigne album coming out soon. Word on the street is that her and her husband Deryck Whibley, who is the frontman for Sum 41, are having a lot of problems and are talking about splitting up.

Santino, you have a crush on Avril, don't you?

Avril Lavigne in March Maxim! Ow ow hey hey hey!!

Do people say "ow" and "hey" when they think someone's hot by the way? Or do the old Looney Tunes cartoons with the horny wolf that I'm basing that on lead me astray?

Either way -- even though Avril was a diva beeotch backstage when I met her a couple months ago, I'd still... ummm... stare at her Maxim pictures like a perv. She looks good when she's posing --- which is quite often since she's a poser.




And here's that horny wolf by the way just so you don't think I'm totally weird:

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