Lance Armstrong is a father

Congratulations goes out to Lance Armstrong and his girlfriend Anna Hansen on the birth of their son Max late last night. Lance threw up a few posts on his Twitter page about the birth, and also included the pic you see below.


He looks like he's about to f*ck some bitches up. Congrats again Lance and Anna!

Akon shows that he will "Smack That"...and MORE!!!

Kany-izzle to close out the VM-izzles. (smack)

Ghostbusters making a return to the big screen...WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST! Holy AARP. (candy)

Jason Priestley, from Beverly Hills 90210 hunk to the homeless guy I passed on the street outside Fenway Park. (ayyyy)

Girls think Akon is hot. Akon smacks girls across the face to thank them. (POTP)

Lance Armstrong isn't a sex champion. No, seriously. He said it. (gabby)

Wow, I'm a little impressed. Lindsay Lohan blogs about politics, and makes sense. (bitten)

Joey Mercury heading back to WWE? (wrestling)

Rachael Ray wants to tell the world about her sex life, and MORE!!!

Celebrity Smackdown! Hairspray star and America's Next Top Model contestant throw fist-a-cuffs at an airport! (smack)

Rachael Ray attempting to write a "tell-all" book about her past drug use and bizarre sex life with her husband. Excuse me while I vomit. (candy)

Leona Lewis's nose looks like the bar of gold she's holding. Sadness. (ayyyy)

The Teen Choice Awards air in about an hour. See what the celebs are wearing before you see on TV! (POTP)

Oh snap! Lance Armstrong said he dumped Kate Hudson because she's "too needy" (gabby)

More Kate Hudson! She steps out with her son, and looks like she's wearing a curtain. (bitten)

Mick Foley leaving WWE?! (wrestling)

Break Ups and Hook Ups

Didn't see this one coming, Lance and Kate Hudson have broken up!! A source close to the two has confirmed, saying "They are going their separate ways". Seems very vague and abrupt for a couple who had already meshed their kids together like one big family.




And on the other end of love, Ashley Parker Angel and Aubrey O'Day have hooked up. The two singers star together in HAIRSPRAY on Broadway. He recently broke up with his child's mother and girlfriend of a longggggggg time. Is Aubrey a homewrecker? Haha Kinda bummed he left Tiffany, I liked her and their show together. Wonder if Aubrey and Ashley will make their own show, I'd obviously watch shamelessly.

PDA All Around...

some more of my favorite topic... celeb couples... something must have been in the air this weekend... nobody could keep their hands/lips to themselves... aww... who's your fave new couple??

LIVESTRONG

Who watched the marathon??? How cute did Lance look?!?! Haha All nice and tanned and in bright yellow.... The man is invincible. Crossing the line at 2 hours and 50 minutes and 58 seconds. Not bad for your first marathon right?!?!

Anybody go into town to check out the race live and in person??

HOT Fergie bikini pics! (and more)

Spicy Fergie bikini pics! Damn... she must be workin' on her fitness overtime! (POTP)

Paris Hilton gets new reality show... about grooming dogs??? WTF??? (candy)

Lance Armstrong finished his first Boston Marathon in ____ place! (bitten)

Tom Cruise seriously looks like Katie Holmes' play doll. I think she may carry him in her pocketbook. (ayyyy)

Jordin Sparks singing career may be over due to throat injury. (gabby)

Hermione turns 18 and gives paparazzi a birthday crotch shot! (dlist)

Check out Oprah Winfrey's burial mask! (popbytes)

WATCH THE VIDEO of presidential candidates (Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain) to air on WWE RAW tonight! Yup. The REAL candidates have taped messages to the wrestling fans!!! Every vote counts! (wrestling)

Celebrity Dirt Podcast -- A Telephone Discussion of the new Ashley Olsen & Lance Armstrong Romance

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