I'll write this in teeny bopper language, because I'm legit that annoying.
OMGZZZ guyz! Like, Selena Gomez was 0n the beach with her c0-star David Henrie in Wizards 0f Waverly Place, n stuff, n like shezzz T0TALLY n00bing on Nick J0nas (ahhh hez fiiiine!!) I mean, like, OMGZZZ l00k!! Shez h0lding hiz handdd 0n the beach! OMGZZZ guyz I'm like, t0tally g0ing after Nick if they breakup. Like, f0r realz, hez mine.
I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did writing it.
