Demi Moore says she's 100% real...and MORE!!

Demi Moore has never had plastic surgery. Yeah, right. (amygrindhouse)

Watch DJ AM and Travis Barker rip it up. (smack)

Kelly Brook in lingerie. 'Nuff said. (bedhead)

Audrina Patridge quits The Hills. (POTP)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo back together? (gabby)

Kara DioGuardi records studio version of her own song. (bitten)

Jeff Hardy headed to TNA?? (wrestling)

Heidi Montag on LC leaving "The Hills"

Heidi Montag was asked about what she thinks of Lauren Conrad leaving The Hills after the end of this season. And while she started off saying that she wasn't surprised because she knew LC wanted out for a while, it's what she says about LC's impact on the show and the future of it that's a little shocking.

I know she hasn't been wanting to be doing this for a while, and [the life she really leads] is not on camera, so I think it's a closing chapter for her. I'm sure she'll have fun and success. [But] we don't need her. We'll miss her. I just don't know if we need her.

What a total bitch. I don't think 2 people annoy me more than her and Spencer Pratt. I hope they get a raging case of mouth herpes.

Lauren Conrad says leaving The Hills is bittersweet

We reported last week that Lauren Conrad was leaving The Hills after five seasons. She spoke to Us Weekly and talked about how leaving the show is a bittersweet feeling.

You see us on the show and we appear to have seminormal lives, but if you watch any entertainment news show, half of the cast is being swarmed by paparazzi. I'm excited to go back to having just one life, because there were times that I got them confused. But the decision to leave is still bittersweet. I've spent the last five years making every decision be about the show. People I date have to be able to film, the places I work have to let us film and the places I live have to have set lighting.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. I'm beyond ecstatic that this stupid show is ending. I can't stand any of those douches on the show, and I don't even watch it!

Speaking of "The Hills" -- LC is done

Lauren Conrad has made one thing perfectly clear -- after Season 5 of The Hills is over, she's done.

I gave MTV a deadline and said, 'This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.' It's difficult for me remember what I was like before I had a mic taped to me. But I think I've become a little bit more independent and not quite as ... I don't want to say it, but pathetic.

This is the best news I've heard in a while. I'd rather hang out with Denise Richards for a day than have to deal with this show being shoved down my throat. They just reinforce every single stereotype about spoiled brats and snobs.

Amanda Bynes breaks up with her boyfriend

Amanda Bynes did such a good job keeping her last relationship so underwraps, that no one even knew she had someone to break up with! Amanda was dating Doug Reinhart, who you know as a pro-baseball player and a typical douchey person on The Hills, because no one really liked him and she had had enough of him.

Her friends didn't trust him. Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity. He was not good, and she was over it. It was definitely her who ended it.

I seriously can't stand ANYONE from that show, and I've never even seen it. They seem like such super spoiled brats and I hope someone punches each and every one of them in the face.

Audrina confirms another Hills season

Don't believe the hype that Season 4 of The Hills was the final season, because there's plenty more to come. Audrina Patridge confirmed over the weekend that there will be a 5th season of the hit MTV show. Whitney Port will also be doing a spin-off called The City while she's living in New York City. It was rumored the LC didn't want to do another season, and Audrina pretty much confirmed that, too.

At one point, all of us were like, 'No, we don't want to do another season.' I wanted to do more movies, and Whitney moved to New York and she's doing her own spin-off, [but] we have fun with each other and we've stuck it out this long, [so] we might as well do another one.

There's nothing like watching drama unfold that you aren't a part of.

Katy Perry isn't a huge fan of "The Hills"

Katy Perry was asked if she relates to Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from The Hills.

Hellz to the f*cking no. There's no comparison ... a cheeseburger's fine if you're just looking for something quick to fill you up, but there's no substitute for the filet.

Hellz to the f*cking no? She's lucky she's hot, because the words that come out of her mouth are the opposite of cool.

Huge drama on The Hills

What else is new, right? Apparently, there's rumors going around that Lauren Conrad hooked up with Audrina Patridge's ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby. Audrina posted a blog about it on her website, talking about how she's not sure what to believe and that even though her and Justin haven't been together for a while, it's still hurtful.

Of course, LC got pissed off and posted a blog on her Myspace blog, talking about how she can't believe Audrina thinks she would actually hook up with her ex and hurt her like that. Plus, she trashed Justin and talked about how he pretty much looks grungy and like trash.

As if that's not enough, Spencer Pratt was told Fox News during an interview that he wished Audrina and her health well, because something big is going on, but it's not his place to say what it is.

I really wish anyone having to do with The Hills would just disappear from the face of the earth forever. It's nothing more than annoying high school drama. How is it any different than stuff we've all gone through or still go through everyday, yet these brats get a crapload of money for it. And we wonder why the economy sucks balls right now.

Charlize Theron hates "The Hills"

It's pretty safe to say Charlize Theron and Lauren Conrad won't be out shopping together anytime soon. Charlize absolutely sounded off (and pretty much pissed on) The Hills while talking to MTV News.

I realized that this f---ing show is huge. Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of sh--. That's totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it!

That makes two of us.

The Hills is about as real as my six pack abs

Lauren Conrad has gone on record plenty of times saying that there's no script given to the douchies on The Hills, but a guest star has something else to say about that. Gavin Beasley appeared on the show for an episode, and talks about a confrontation that he and Brody had during the show.

Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, 'the audience would get a kick out of seeing the ex talking to the new guy.' So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this s**t, then be like, 'Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.'

Nothing we didn't already know, but at least there's proof now.

Heidi Montag's sister spotted out with Lauren Conrad's ex

Heidi Montag's sister Holly hit up the EA Sports Freestyle's Facebreaker Launch in Hollywood yesterday with Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhart. Holly told Usmagazine.com that they were "you know, just hanging out," but Doug said there's no romantic sparks whatsoever, and that he's just a gamer (Facebreaker is a video game).

You know he's stuffing her like a Thanksgiving turkey. GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

The Hills cast makes WAY too much money

The Hills is the most popular show on MTV, that's a given. Frankly, I think it's the dumbest show on earth (but then again, I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to like it.) What sickens me more than the popularity of the show is the salary that each cast member makes. It literally makes me want to vomit. Check out the breakdown.

Lauren Conrad = $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag = $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt = $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge = $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port = $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner = $10,000 per episode
Lauren Bosworth (Lo) = $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt = $8,000 per episode

Lauren Conrad leaving "The Hills?"

We're not just talking the show, we mean she may be moving out of the Hollywood Hills and heading closer to Laguna Beach.

PLEASE tell me this is the end of that stupid show. Everytime I flip on MTV and see it, I want to punch a monkey.

Jamie Lynn Spears celebrates her 17th birthday at Walmart. (and more)

Ever wondered what would happen if Bert from Sesame Street mated with a couch??? (circus)

Woah! Fergie looks mighty fine in Glamour Magazine!!! (POTP)

Funny new Tom Cruise internet cartoon! (smack)

Jennifer Lopez's race to lose the baby weight (with visual aids!). (gabby)

Ummm... weird. Photo of Tori Spelling pregnant in a bikini. Why??? (bitten)

Scarlett Johansson is not in a rush to get married... or have stinky little kids. (ayyyy)

Lauren Conrad has a green tongue! (popbytes)

Rachel Ray has the mouth of a horse doing a Joker impersonation... and she has boobies. And she wants you to look at them please. (dlist)

Jamie Lynn Spears spends her 17th birthday at Walmart. (with pics) (fatback)

Big Daddy V sent home by WWE to lose some weight! (wrestling)

Audrina Patridge from The Hills Nude Photos Leak

Thank God for today!!! What a sloooooow news week it has been. But I feel a turnaround! And it starts with Audrina from "The Hills."

Sure Heidi is whoring herself out anywhere she can for attention and Lauren is always "being seen" somewhere, but Audrina is launching a "Hey! Over HERE!" campaign to demand a couple moments of your attention.

A bunch of Audrina nudey-pics just leaked on the web -- and can be seen in their NSFW versions OVER HERE.

Kristin Davis sex tape scandal.... Sex and the City movie is coming.
Audrina nudey pics hit the web.... new season of the Hills coming very soon.

"Nude" is the new "30 second commercial."

By the way, Audrina responded to the pictures in the perfect way (in my mind):

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

She didn't try to make excuses, she just accepted it. I applaud that.

BIZARRE: Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise's FOURTH CHOICE!!! (and more)

Courtney Love has been sippin' the crazy again. (circus)

Which pop superstar performed at a concert with legs that are hairier than an elk??? Come for the answer, stay for the yummy hair photo! (smack)

Wicked bizarre Tom Cruise story! He held a casting call to find his new wife. Katie Holmes was his FOURTH CHOICE!!! See the 3 that turned him down! (gabby)

Lauren Conrad tells Ellen "the Hills is real." Well then so are Heidi Montag's boob bags! (bitten)

Another episode of "The Miley and Mandy Youtube Show!" This time they show off their private jet and get hammered on Jager. Well at least the first part of that statement is true. (POTP)

Speaking of Miley, check out this dance remix of her song "See You Again!" (popbytes)

John Mayer explains about that blog post about his ex-lover from last week... in another blog post. (crap)

Britney Spears to star in sitcom?!?!? (WTF)

Umaga leaving RAW! (wrestling)

Celebrity Dirt -- Forget Britney! Here's Blink!!!

Heidi Montag in Maxim Magazine

Heidi Montag did a sexy-shoot for Maxim that made her face look less-long (yeay!). And she flung some poop at Lauren Conrad. First the sexy pics - thank God no Spenser!





And now the poop on LC straight from Heidi's really long face:

She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say.

I'm Team Lauren but I believe this to some extent. At the same time Spenser's a goob and I bet Heidi is a huuuuge biotch. They live in Laguna Beach. They're all little divas. Especially the guys.

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