REAL First Pic of Jennifer Lopez and the twins!!

CUTE!!! (Even though they kinda resemble small sleeping Mark Anthonies.)

FIRST LOOK! Jennifer Lopez and her new twin babies! (and more)

FIRST LOOK at Jennifer Lopez and her new twin babies!!! (circus)

Miley Cyrus' new "Miley and Mandy Youtube Show" episode features her and Mandy lipsyncing to Akon's "Lonely." Watch the vid here! (bitten)

John Mayer writes to Jessica Simpson in his new blog: "stop contacting me!" Zing!! Read the entire blog entry here! (smack)

Do you think this actress is still hot at 81??? (popbytes)

Nicole Richie will be starring on Broadway! And now Paris Hilton might be joining her!!! (obsessed)

Chris Crocker is back. And this time he's lecturing about homophobia. Watch here! (gabby)

Britney Spears' sons are having nightmares. Gee. Wonder why??? (crap)

Sex & the City star models new shoes, falls on old ass. (OMG)

Rolling Rock Extra Pale is the beer of the week. (beer)

Celebrity Dirt -- Amy Winehouse gets raided by the cops!

VIDEO: J-Lo Officially Announces Pregnancy Last Night In Miami!

As if the fetal head hanging out of her vaginal cavity wasn't proof enough, here's the official announcement from Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony at the final show of their tour last night in Miami. I think the girl video taping was pretty excited about it.