George Clooney breaks hand

Whatever rumors you hear about George Clooney, a motorcycle crash, and Switzerland, don't believe it. We got the real scoop for you on what happened to GC. George ended up breaking his hand in Italy after he shut his car door on it.

He's doing fine though, obviously just in a little pain though, because...well...it f*cking hurts when you break your hand.

George Clooney sues paparazzi

George Clooney is suing an Italian photographer and 2 magazines after the photographer hopped the fence at George's place and started taking pictures of a 13-year-old houseguest while she was changing. George said the photog took pictures of the girl while she was topless, and also snapped pics of George and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.

We're suing two magazines AND a photographer. I don't know about the law in the United States but in Italy it's illegal for photographers to climb over my wall and to take long lens pictures of a 13-year-old girl in her bedroom. I draw the line of privacy at that.

Who the f*ck wants pictures of a topless 13-year-old anyway? What...were they going to try starting rumors that George is a kiddie toucher? Douchebags.

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Chris Brown trying to win back female fans. (amygrindhouse

Tori Spelling looks like a f*cking pencil. (smack)

Bruce Willis has been cloned!! (bedhead)

Happy belated 40th, J-Lo! (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton out of the looney bin! (POTP)

Jordan wants Julia Roberts to play her. Wait...what? (gabby)

George Clooney has a new tittified girlfriend. (bitten)

Happy belated birthday, Triple H! (wrestling)

George Clooney talks to dead pig

I've heard some crazy ass sh*t, but this may take the cake. George Clooney recently went to a psychic to get in touch with his dead pet potbellied pig Max to find out if he had a good life or not. The pig died back in 2006 and George still isn't over it. The psychic told George that Max felt like he had a great life and his spirit actually still hangs out with George.

What...the...f*ck?

George Clooney gets wasted at his birthday

George Clooney is in Miami filming his new flick Up in the Air, but took some time out to go celebrate his 48th birthday. Normally, you won't see a 48-year-old man boozing his balls off at a club, but then again, you won't normally see George in a club. He was seen downing a sh*t ton of vodka and Patron at Blade nightclub, and someone even said they saw George puking, which isn't true. George said "that never happened, although I was sitting next to someone who did throw up."

Bitch please, The Cloon can hold his liquor!!

Cindy Crawford's husband sued for sexual harrassment

Cindy Crawford's husband, Rande Gerber, is being sued by two waitresses that worked at his restaurant, saying that they were fired after they refused to sleep with Rande and other members of his staff. One of the waitresses is claiming it went so far as Rande reaching up her dress in between her legs to try and fondle her crotch. Now normally, a guy would be screwed in this situation since 9 times out of 10, no matter what happens behind closed doors, if a girl cries rape or anything close to it and the guy has no witnesses, he's screwed. Luckily for Rande, his boy George Clooney was there to save the day.

I was with Rande the entire night -- as were a lot of people -- they will all say the same thing that I'm saying. This event never happened. Period.

The things some people will do to try and make a few bucks is ridiculous. Are you really so hard up that you're willing to make sh*t up that could totally kill a person's integrity, just so you can have money to go out to the movies and buy make-up? Try working the street corner. At least you'll be doing a public service and not ruining peoples' lives.

Miley and Justin's date night...and MORE!!!

Happy Friday the 13th!! Now go take a celebrity poll or Jason Voorhies will slit your f*cking throat. Sorry, that was a little too heavy...(celeb news)

LiLo and SamRo have make-up sex. (smack)

PETA wants to make tofu out of George Clooney's sweaty balls. I seriously wish I was kidding. (candy)

Hef still has hot bitches. (ayyyy)

John Mayer likes sex and he's good at it. (POTP)

2 years later, Howard K. Stern gets charged with aiding in Anna Nicole's death. (gabby)

Proof that Miley is a hooker!! Look at Justin's hand in the picture... (bitten)

Vince McMahon hates Christian?! (wrestling)

Rihanna gains a few pounds but is still sexy as hell...and MORE!!!

YESSSS!!! I've always wanted to smell like a Whopper! (celebrity news)

It's really nice to see Jennifer Hudson smile again. (smack)

It's official!! George Clooney is returning to ER! (candy)

J-Lo and Marc Anthony tell the press to suck it. (ayyyy)

Rihanna should probably lay off the Twinkies. (POTP)

Most people either throw up or make bad sexual decisions when they get drunk. Lily Allen buys beaches. (gabby)

The Top 198 boobies of 2009. 'Nuff said. (bitten)

Maria and CM Punk talk smack about each other?! (wrestling)

Speaking of Ellen...

If you're an Ellen fan, then you know that since she moved to her new studio, she's been trying to get George Clooney onto her show (His office is right next to her studio.) Well, in a segment that was recorded on Friday, she finally got him!! Check out a sneak peek of Ellen catching George below, then check out the full version today on TV (in 56 minutes, eastern time!)

More ER returns confirmed

Anthony Edwards, who played Dr. Mark Greene on ER up until his character died of a brain tumor a few years back, was on Rachael Ray on Thursday and confirmed that George Clooney would make a return to ER in the final season as his character, Dr. Doug Ross. In a separate interview, Noah Wyle, who played the popular Dr. Carter, confirmed that Eriq La Salle would come back to resurrect his role of Dr. Peter Benton.

I gotta say, it's totally awesome as an old school ER fan to see the originals coming back. And it has to be fun for them, too. After taking so much time off from the roles that made a lot of them famous, it's gotta be sweet to slip into those scrubs one more time.

Daisy de la Hoya and her plastic parts are back...and MORE!!!

Daisy from Rock of Love is getting her own reality show! You know what that means...MORE BOOBIES!! (smack)

The Hef steps out with his new twin bang toys. (candy)

Ivana Trump looks awful. Unless she's super old, then she looks good for her age. (ayyyy)

David Beckham's heading back across the pond?! (POTP)

George Clooney back with his ex? (gabby)

Lindsay Lohan feuding with Ugly Betty! (bitten)

Holy crap! The Beckham's are splitting up?! (yuddy)

Update on Lance Cade's release! (wrestling)

George Clooney just wants to be loved

George Clooney is starting to get worried that he's never going to find a wife to settle down with. He says that every woman he dates eventually gets sick of his hectic schedule and then bounces. He feels like he's doomed to three-year relationships for the rest of his life.

Ladies, show George some love!!

Taylor Swift is horny...and MORE!!!

Check out the first full episode of Kath & Kim before it airs tonight! (smack)

George Clooney channeling his inner....Hitler?! (candy)

And Debra Messing channels her inner...Donkey Kong?! (ayyyy)

Now running for President...Paris Hilton with Vice President Martin Sheen! (POTP)

Taylor Swift dumps Joe Jonas because of no lovin'?! (gabby)

Courtney Cox hates taking it in the face. (bitten)

Matt Damon channels his inner Jason Bourne. Wait, what? (yuddy)

Kelly Kelly posing for Playboy?! (wrestling)

Joel Madden = Trojan Man...and MORE!!!

DJ AM released from hospital over the weekend. (smack)

George Clooney dumps Brad Pitt for Johnny Depp...well, movie-wise anyway. (candy)

Nick Cannon is really just Mariah Carey's guide dog. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden promoting safe sex. How's that for irony? (POTP)

Paul Newman's daughter pretty much says her late father is the man. (gabby)

New Paris Hilton ad campaign, where she shows off her hot ass body. (bitten)

Katy Perry channeling her inner J-Lo? (yuddy)

Rhyno throws out first pitch at Tigers/Rays game! (wrestling)

George and Brad breaking up?!

Screw Brangelina, the real power couple in Hollywood is Brad Pitt and George Clooney. And they may be breaking up.

They're competing for the lead in a new movie coming out, and competition has become so intense that they aren't even talking anymore. All because George is mad that Brad won't back out, and Brad is too stubborn to.

Oh, you girls and your little squabbles.

George Clooney likes men?

George Clooney is a former Sexiest Man Alive, and he's wanted by pretty much every woman on earth. But could he be into guys? Nah, he's not, but Mad Men's Jon Hamm says differently.

George [Clooney] and I have been in love with each other for years. That's no secret.

How precious. Even celebrity fellas can have man-crushes.

Brad doesn't trust George with the kids

They might be best friends, but Brad Pitt thinks his buddy George Clooney is too much of a jokester to babysit his 4 million kids.

Brad kinda strikes me as the guy who used to be cool, then got lame once he got involved with a girl.

OJ Simpson gets knocked on his ass...and MORE!!!

OJ gets KO'ed by his daughter! (smack)

LiLo and SamRo attack MiLo on their Myspaces. (candy)

It looks like the bottom of Eva Mendes' dress took Viagra. (ayyyy)

Who cheats on George Clooney?! This broad! (POTP)

Ruben Studdard owes Texas $200,000 in taxes. Damn that Mickey D's Dollar Menu! (gabby)

Kim Kardashian gets tatted up for her dad. (bitten)

Mick Foley officially signs with TNA! (wrestling)

George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson because of boobies?

Sources say the real reason that George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson was because of she got breast implants.

Cloon-dawg. If you're out there, do me a favor and look at the before and after picture. It's like popcorn, my friend. When you first unfold the bag, they're little seeds that no one cares about. But you throw the bag in the microwave, and 2 mins later, you have a bunch of nice, fluffy, yumminess. See what I'm getting at here?

Call me Crazy

but I'm sad George Clooney and Sarah Larson broke up a few weeks ago... I liked them... they survived that motorcycle accident together and she was his first ever date to the Oscars...yeah, she won Fear Factor at some point but other than that she was a normal everyday bartender and she snagged one of Hollywood's hottest bachelor..it gave me hope.. haha sigh