Chris Brown pulls out of Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards...and MORE!!!

Wireless internet rules because I can poop and take celebrity polls at the same time. Ew...I went too far. (celeb news)

DJ AM avoids a second plane crash?! (smack)

Miley gives the physically challenged a huge FU. (candy)

Barbie makes Ginnifer Goodwin miserable. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown decides that beating the piss out of your girlfriend isn't a good example to set for kids. (POTP)

Why Kelly Clarkson will forever be a single troll. (gabby)

TapouT founder dies in a horrid, horrid crash. (bitten)

British Bulldog's son to join Legacy?! (wrestling)

Chris Klein splits with girlfriend

The former Mr. Katie Holmes, Chris Klein, has split from his Katie look-alike girlfriend Ginnifer Goodwin after 2 years. Ginnifer once called Chris the "nicest guy you could ever meet."

Funny, because in every pic I found of her, she looks like a total bitch.