$20 says Miley Cyrus will get naked in her new car...and MORE!!!

Jerry Springer's Final Thought -- he's worthless. (smack)

Nobody wants to print pics of Ashlee and Pete's offspring. (candy)

Mickey Rourke just looks creepy. (ayyyy)

Hey Britney fans! The pop princess has a special message for you! (POTP)

Happy belated 16th birthday, Miley. Here's a Porsche. (gabby)

Sam Jackson ain't havin' no mother f**kin AA in his mother f**kin city. (bitten)

Snitsky and his gross ass teeth released!! (wrestling)

Brangelina sets Guinness World Record

The Guinness Book of World Records recognize Hollywood stars and other celebrities in different categories based pretty much on success and income. Check out this year's winners:

Most Powerful Actor: Brad Pitt (stopped Tom Cruise's 4-year winning streak)
Most Powerful Actress: Angelina Jolie (took it away from Brad's ex Jennifer Aniston)
Highest Grossing Actor: Samuel L. Jackson (68 movies, $7.42 billion over his career!)
Most Searched Person on the Internet: Britney Spears (took it away from Paris Hilton)
Most Grammy Awards Won by a Female British Act: Amy Winehouse

Someday, you're going to see a category for Most Hated Blogger on the Internet, with MY name next to it. And you know who I'll thank? NO ONE! Because I'll be hated!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mischa gets secret treatment...and MORE!!!

Christina's lucky she smells good, because she's not looking all that great. (smack)

Samuel L. Jackson, an advocate for boobies in movies! (candy)

Lily Allen is wearing your mom's bedspread. (ayyyy)

Fran Drescher is on Team Gay and Lesbian! (POTP)

Kate Hudson is divorced and living with her ex-husband. That hussy! (gabby)

Mischa Barton and her cottage cheese thighs secretly hit up rehab. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy going under the knife! (wrestling)