Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

Britney and Russell team up again...and MORE!!

Britney Spears and Russell Brand VMA promo. (amygrindhouse)

Miley Cyrus' Today Show appearance. (smack)

Dakota Fanning vamps up! (bedhead)

More deets on the Jasmine Fiore death. (POTP)

Shania Twain gets engaged! (gabby)

John Mayer mugshot. (bitten)

Top WWE performer suspended! (wrestling)

Britney Spears Jason Trawick relationship

Break-up rumors have been flying around about Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick since Brit was snapped in some pics without Jason. Fear not, Britter Critters, all is well with the relationship and they're still together. A source says they're just keeping it casual and they're still totally happy.

Good. Because we all know that life as we know it would end if Britney Spears wasn't f*cking single for 5 minutes.

Britney Spears David Letterman bikini

To keep up with what she's been doing all week, showing off her sa-weetly hot body, Britney Spears popped up as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman to read the Top 10 list. Check it out below, and don't drool all over your keyboard ya clown!

Dirty Quotes with Britney Spears

"C'mon baby, come get drunk with yo' sexy mama."

Jordin Sparks joins Britney Spears' tour

Jordin Sparks has officially joined Britney Spears' Circus tour and will start appearing with Brit when the U.S. leg of the tour kicks off in New York. After 3 nights there, they hit up L.A., Boston, and a ton of other places. Jordin said that "Britney's show is incredible and for me to be a part of it is a great opportunity."

True story...Jordin's big break. Let's see how she does with it.

Brad Pitt talks pot...and MORE!!

Brad Pitt talks smoking up. (amygrindhouse)

Britney looks SMOKIN' in a pink bikini. (smack)

Rob Zombie talks Halloween and Werewolf Women. (bedhead)

Mischa Barton looks like a total f*cking mess. (ayyyy)

Brooke Hogan trashes Cassie, Beyonce, and Heidi Montag. (POTP)

Michael Phelps admits he boozed up before his car crash. (gabby)

Video of Gina Carano's fight on Saturday night. Sadness. (bitten)

Celebs in talks to be RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

We can see the bun in Gisele's oven...and MORE!!

Gisele's baby bump! (amygrindhouse)

Holy crap! My future wife Gina Carano hitting up Playboy?! (VBT)

John Edwards has a bastard child. (examiner)

Britney Spears is a f*cking bitch. (smack)

Pop Miley's cherry! No, seriously. I'm not even kidding. It's kinda creepy actually. (bedhead)

Kanye's ex gets naked. (POTP)

Jon Gosselin + Vegas = Pool Party! (gabby)

More deets on Rick Pitino affair. (bitten)

The Hardy Boyz Tour? (wrestling)

Jamie Spears dropping conservatorship

Looks like Britney Spears' father is going to let her have control of her own life again. Jamie took conservatorship over Brit back in February of 2008, just a month after she was wheeled out of her house on a stretcher and placed on a psychiatric hold at a hospital (just like Mischa Barton is now) because she was bat sh*t crazy. Jamie said that he thinks Brit's got a handle on her life again, and if it wasn't for the Circus tour, the conservatorship would've probably already been dropped by now. He's asking the judge to put it under review when the tour ends in November.

So basically, you should expect to see a Britney sex tape around December. I just hope she's done something positive with her vajayjay since those pics came out a couple years ago -- that sh*t looked horrendous.

Lisa Rinna looks like hell...and MORE!!

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Lisa Rinna's body got really un-hot. (amygrindhouse)

No Doubt kills it in Vancouver. (smack)

Futurama coming back to TV. (bedhead)

Wow...Lil Kim's not naked. (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton suicidal? (POTP)

ESPY Award winners. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets death threats in Russia. (bitten)

Hints that Jeff Hardy re-signed with WWE. (wrestling)

Britney Spears gaining weight

Britney Spears is on a break from her World Tour right now, and her body is paying the price. In just one month, Britney has put on 14 lbs, and everyone in her camp is on her ass to take the weight off again before she starts the second leg of the tour. She walked into a meeting recently with a latte in her hand and everyone went ballistic on her, because she's supposed to be sticking to a strict diet of fish, chicken, and veggies. But Brit is like a 5-year-old and hates fruits and veggies, so she sneaks candy and shizz all the time. Even her personal trainer calls her out on cheating on her diet, and her only defense is saying, "Mind your own business."

This broad has to get her head on right -- she gets paid millions to do nothing but sell albums and lip sync on stage. Your ass doesn't even sing live, and you can't even manage to keep pounds off? Although part of me feels bad for her because she feels like everyone is picking on her...but really, you lost all that weight and you're just gonna roll over and put it all back on?

Britney Spears going crazy again?...and MORE!!

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Beyonce's Sweet Dreams video and the Making Of. (amygrindhouse)

Are you f*cking kidding me? Peeps think the Jackson family exploited MJ's daughter Paris. (smack)

Rachel Weisz wants to ban botox. (bedhead)

Cate Blanchett tries looking hot for Megan Fox. (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton's friends think she's a disaster. (POTP)

Jesse James Hollywood (movie made about him called Alpha Dog) found guilty! (gabby)

Another Britney breakdown on the way? (bitten)

Team 3D heading back to WWE? (wrestling)

Chris Brown likes manly women...and MORE!!

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MJ Memorial televised. (amygrindhouse)

Celebs appear at MJ tribute. (examiner)

Kourtney Kardashian is high maintenance. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino kills Hitler. (bedhead)

Hayden Panettiere on showing her kibbles n bits. (ayyyy)

Chris Brown wants Kanye's sloppy seconds. (POTP)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie have a stripper pole at home. (gabby)

Britney Spears tastes just like Candie's. (bitten)

Edge out until 2010! (wrestling)

Britney goes brunette

Britney was out and about this past weekend with her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, and rocked some brand new hair. Britney went brunette. And as a side note, those engagement rumors about her and Jason are FALSE, but friends say they're close as ever.

Survey time, mon freres. Is Brit hotter as a blonde or brunette?

Vanessa Minnillo swaps spit with Topher Grace...and MORE!!!

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Britney's still alive. More vagina will be seen someday. (amygrindhouse)

Lindsay Lohan gets in touch with her inner Michael Jackson. (celezbrity)

Bernie Madoff will be dropping the soap for 150 years. (VBT)

Michael Jackson autopsy info leaked. (bedhead)

BET Awards red carpet pics. (ayyyy)

Final pics of Michael Jackson. Poor guy looks sickly in some... (POTP)

Vanessa Minnillo already slutting it up with another fella? (gabby)

Michael Jackson leaked autopsy results FALSE! (bitten)

Jerry Lawler's son arrested -- and he looks like sh*t in his mugshot. (wrestling)

Carrie Prejean no longer Miss California...and MORE!!

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Speidi leaves I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! because of Heidi's ulcer. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears dating her agent. (VBT)

Celeb relationship broken down by our girl Effie! (examiner)

Carrie Prejean loses her Miss California crown! (smack)

Deets on Megan Fox's new movie. (bedhead)

Check out Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's new headbands. (ayyyy)

Jon Gosselin cheats on Kate on her birthday?! (POTP)

Danica Patrick's new sexy GoDaddy commercial. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian rocks a new hairdo. (bitten)

Ric Flair becoming new Raw GM? (wrestling)

Britney Spears topless pic

A topless picture of Britney Spears surfaced over the weekend, which is what you're looking at above. The pic is from her 2007 shoot of Gimme More (and you can tell it's from 2007 since she looks like hell in it.) Sadly, there's no nippleage shown, but hey...take what you can get.

Then again, maybe she's saving us from another hideous sight like her box. I STILL have nightmares after seeing the pics of that thing.

Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken off...and MORE!!

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Reese Witherspoon works on her fitness for new role. (amygrindhouse)

I'm not in the Bloods or the Crips, I'm just checking out these Tips!! (VBT)

Experts examine the drama in celebrity relationships!! (examiner)

Britney Spears gets blood on a designer dress. Umm...yeah, she didn't cut herself, if ya smell what I'm cookin'. (smack)

Gwyneth Paltrow talks sh*t about one of her friends. (bedhead)

Tori Spelling's boobs look like medicine balls. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert tells Clay Aiken to ride him. Well, his coattails anyway. (POTP)

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman hit up Broadway together. (gabby)

Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer's ex-wife arrested for child abuse. Bitch. (bitten)

Jim Ross says Ric Flair will return to the ring! (wrestling)

Dirty Sightings - Britney Spears

Britney Spears was caught on camera vacationing in the Caribbean last week. DEFINITELY back to her smokin' hot body of old -- and we're LOVING it!

Knock out Jonny Fairplay on National TV...and MORE!!!

Watch out the next time you eat Cheetos. You might bite Jesus' head off. (VBT)

Sherlock Holmes trailer is out!! (AmyGrindhouse)

YOU could knock out Jonny Fairplay! (smack)

New Willem Dafoe movie is probably gonna bomb because the director is a d*ck. (bedhead)

Paris Hilton debates on whether or not to show you her mommy spot. (ayyyy)

Check out Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake. (POTP)

CONFIRMED! Chace Crawford starring in new Footloose movie. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets sued. (bitten)

Kurt Angle to compete on Dancing with the Stars?! (wrestling)