Katie Holmes feels the need to extend the length of her already insanely long legs...and MORE!!

Britney's back and rocking the cover of Glamour! (smack)

The name is Diddy, James Bond Diddy. (candy)

Geri Halliwell shows her ass to benefit children. (ayyyy)

Here's what happens when Lindsay Lohan is unemployed. (POTP)

Katie Holmes + her long legs + her hooker heels = Amazon (gabby)

Caught on tape!! Amy Winehouse's husband confesses to getting her hooked on drugs! (bitten)

Winona Ryder steals jewelry?! (yuddy)

Former WWE superstar knocks out Robert Downey Jr.!! (wrestling)

Robert Downey Jr proves why smoking is bad

If any ladies want a shot with Robert Downey Jr., I have the perfect pick-up line for you. "Are your pants on fire, or are you just happy to see me?"

Allow me to explain. Robert was on the set of the Sherlock Holmes movie he's filming with Jude Law, when ashes from his pipe fell onto his lap and set his pants on fire. Luckily, Jude was right next to him and helped him put it out.

Since no one was hurt and both Robert and Jude are absolutely fine, I can say -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Vanessa Hudgens think Tom Cruise is a swell guy...and MORE!!!

Sneak peek at Rock of Love Charm School! (smack)

Hey, it only took Jamie Lynn getting knocked up twice to start shopping for spermicide! (candy)

Stephanie Seymour is Batman. (ayyyy)

Daisy from Rock of Love 2 looks like total sh*t. Seriously. (POTP)

Paparazzi breaks into Ashley Tisdale's house. I will castrate all of them. (gabby)

Vanessa Hudgens under Tom Cruise's spell! Did he see her vag, too? (bitten)

First he's Iron Man, now Robert Downey Jr. is a detective! (yuddy)

Johnny Devine leaving TNA?! (wrestling)

Robert Downey Jr. loves Mary Palm...and MORE!!!!

Holly and The Hef split up!! (smack)

Robert Downey Jr. really IS Iron Man...when it comes to taming his beast. (candy)

Salma Hayek's boobs are weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. (ayyyy)

Photos from Britney's new video!! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff should judge America's Got Spousal Abuse. (gabby)

Bruce Willis' cloned Demi Moore and started dating her. (bitten)

Johnny Knoxville vs The Great Khali?!?! (wrestling)

Tropic Thunder Lights up the Dark Knight

After 4 weeks of being #1 at the box office, The Dark Knight has been overpowered... Tropic Thunder debuted at #1 this weekend, bringing in $26 million.. Batman had to settle for 2nd place with $16.8 million... still not too bad ;) If you haven't seen Tropic Thunder yet, check it out, Downey is genius in it...