Katy Perry dating Benji Madden???...and MORE!!!

Kristen Gum from the Travel Channel + bikini = excellent. (celeb news)

Fellas, get your A-Game ready! Hayden Panettiere is single! (smack)

Salma Hayek gets hitched on Valentine's Day. How puketastic. (candy)

Lindsay Lohan needs to pig out at Mickey D's. (ayyyy)

Ray J knocks up a contestant on For the Love of Ray J!!! (POTP)

Katy Perry and Benji Madden? FTW!! (gabby)

Model-turned-boxer Sarah Blewden banned for fake boobies!! (bitten)

WWE Hall of Fame just got Funky!! (wrestling)

Benji c*ckblocked Paris

During the taping of My New BFF, Benji Madden refused to allow any straight guys compete on the show with the chance of winning, because he was convinced they would've just wanted to get down her pants.

Umm...I realize everyone craps on Paris because she's a skank, but, could you blame Benji? Look at that...like I said, skankiness aside, how could you NOT want a piece of that? (Although she laid there like a dead fish in her homemade porno, so I'd pass.)

Nicole Richie lands a new reality show

Nicole Richie is slated to star in her own reality show that highlights her life as a mother to a rockstar baby. Harlow, her daddydukes Joel Madden, Joel's brother Benji, and Nicole's dad Lionel will all appear on the show, too.

I couldn't stand The Simple Life, but stuck up broads usually piss me off anyway. Nicole seems like she's grown up a ton, so this might actually be a show you don't want to miss.

Donnie Wahlberg gets him some man-love...and MORE!!

Lindsay Lohan has so much free time that she decided to bitch about Facebook. (smack)

Kanye talks up Beyonce and bashes Tina Turner at the same time. (candy)

Santa wants to give Kelly Ripa something special from his sack... (ayyyy)

Donnie Wahlberg kisses Jonathon Knight on stage?!?! (POTP)

Britney Spears' performance from Good Morning America this morning!! (gabby)

Nobody gives a rat's ass about Paris Hilton's new album. (bitten)

Nicole Richie sandbags Benji Madden!! (yuddy)

Another release from WWE!! (wrestling)

Lily Allen gets nekkid...and MORE!!!

The Pussycat Dolls host Slut Fest '08. (smack)

Beyonce gives Kanye a run for his money for the title of "What the f**k is that on their face? (candy)

I think Rihanna is hot, but what the hell was she wearing to the AMA's? (ayyyy)

Heidi Montag's daddydukes throwing Speidi a second wedding. (POTP)

Oh snap!! Benji Madden tells Paris to say the hell away!! How high school girl of him. (gabby)

Lily Allen strips! At the airport! For security!! (bitten)

Ashley Dupre says she's not a slut, but we know better. (yuddy)

Slammy Awards returning in 2 weeks!! (wrestling)

One Year in Paris

and that's about it.. latest rumor says Paris and Benji have called it quits after a year of intense dating.. Supposedly, Paris got sick of his overbearing ways.. She felt like she didn't have any breathing room.. Though I give Benji credit, he lasted way longer than any other guy did.. She's a fickle one.. haha I wouldn't be shocked if this one was true but they did seem genuinely in love no?

Benji Madden <3's Paris Hilton

Benji Madden has come out and said that he's completely in love with Paris Hilton, and he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and be the father of her children.

Wow. She must be a CHAMP in the sack.

Benji Madden is a huge vagina

Some girls may find this adorable, I frankly find it pathetic and overbearing, but Benji Madden said he's such a romantic that he and Paris celebrate their anniversary every month.

No amount of trash talk right now will feel like enough, so I'll just end it here.

Paris and Benji -- together or not?

I can't figure Paris Hilton and Benji Madden out for the life of me. First they're together, then they split, then they're together again, then they split for good, and now they're together again. The "couple?" hit up Nicky Hilton's 25th birthday party at PURE Nightclub in Vegas over the weekend.

Maybe they're staying together until Paris' reality show on MTV wraps up since they're shown together on it? Or maybe they're actually this dumb.

Benji Madden is hardcore jealous of Paris

Benji Madden is so jealous of all of Paris Hilton's exes that he went through her Blackberry and deleted all of their contact info.

This, my friends, is the definition of insecurity.

Paris and Benji may be over....again

Rumor has it Benji Madden is so jealous by all the attention Paris gets from other guys, that he's threatening to move out of their Hollywood home.

What an enormous vagina (I mean Benji, not Paris' anatomy).

Paris and Benji still together?!

Word on the street was that Paris Hilton left Benji Madden and started dating Myspace co-founder Chris DeWolfe, but Paris and Benji were spotted leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills the other day.

Didn't Paris Say "It's Real This Time"...

Well apparently not... supposedly, it's been "confirmed" that Paris Hilton has left Benji Madden... wonder what she'll do with that diamond encrusted BM ring she had made... least it wasn't a tattoo...

Latest rumor has it that she is dating MySpace cofounder, Chris DeWolfe? And although this partner switch is typical fickle Paris behavior... I wasn't too excited until I read that this new guy is supposedly married! NOW it's a PARIS story; the more heads turning, the better...

I feel bad for Benji. He had it all planned out... Twins marrying BFF, living happily ever after.. Paris is one blonde heartbreaker...Let's place bets on this relationship.. I put a few bucks down on that it lasts 17 days. You?

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Paris Has Bad Luck with Cars...

Drunk driving and now a hit and run??? Haha Though I guess it would be Benji's problem. He was driving. While leaving Foxtail, Benji supposedly ran over the foot of a paparazzi by accident. And the man was seen leaving the L.A. Sheriff's department after filing a hit and run report. Even though, Benji did get out of the car and check out the situation and the man's foot.

I hate paparazzi. They deserve it. If you didn't stand so damn close to the car and gave them a reasonable amount of space, your feet would be fine. Move back.

Celebrity Double Wedding?

Even though she's not even engaged yet, Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with Nicole Richie. Ahhh yes, the perfect double wedding ever -- best friends marrying brothers.

Wait, Paris and Nicole are best friends again? WTF? Wasn't Paris looking for a new best friend like 2 weeks ago? Anyway, friends are saying it's just a publicity stunt because Paris is a whore (ahem...sorry, I mean attention whore).

Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions. She's doing it all for attention, as usual. It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

I love when friends trash their friends. Which reminds me, Jackson throws like a girl and has 6 toes on one foot. Pass it on.

Paris Hilton blogs about her love for Benji Madden

Surprising to most, Paris and Benji have lasted longer than a cup of coffee.

And yesterday, Paris posted this blog about their relationship:

I’ve never felt so happy and in love, Benji is such an amazing guy and life has never been better.

It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song off by heart.

I love Good Charlotte, they rock.

Wow. I'm happy for them. And sad for Good Charlotte fans. After a Paris Hilton endorsement they have about as much street cred as The Wiggles.

Paris Hilton Wearing Diamond Benji Madden Ring!

Paris Hilton was at the Mirage in Las Vegas last night showing off a ring on her engagement finger with the initials "BM" spelled out with diamonds like her name is "Lil' Jon" or something.

Cute? Or lame?

I'm going with lame on this one. Why don't you and your ring get a room, Paris. This public display of affection nauseates me a little.

Plus since it's Paris, wouldn't "BJ" have been better initials?
I'm a dirty swine.

The Daily Dirt -- Barack LOVES the Jonas Brothers!

Paris Hilton dating Benji Madden

One day Paris & Nicole could be sister-in-laws. You know that's why Paris is now dating Benji Madden.

The two were seen on a shopping spree yesterday in Hollywood.
The night before, Paris went to a club in St. Louis where she watched her new man DJ and danced the night away to his sweet sounds.

The night before that, she forgot to shave her armpits. Sorry. Still not quite over that. I have a very small mind.

Paris, by the way, has just landed a new "reality show" where she'll be looking for a new best friend. Ouch. If I were Nicole Richie I'd... um... probably eat a hamburger. Because maintaining a healthy weight is important. Then I'd be pissed at Paris.