Betty White turns Neil Patrick Harris on....and MORE!!!

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Suri Cruise pigs out and looks cute doing it. (amygrindhouse)

Got zits near your lips? Check out these Tips! (VBT)

Audrina Partridge goes for a Sci-Fi relationship. (examiner)

Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw red carpet premiere. I can't believe that's actually a real sentence. (smack)

Brad Pitt admits he doesn't shower. (bedhead)

Sandra Bullock rocks some bling. (ayyyy)

Megan Fox loves being a sex symbol. (POTP)

Betty White makes Neil Patrick Harris horny. (gabby)

Kate Hudson dating A-Roid. (bitten)

More deets on Mr. Kennedy's release. (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan going topless?...and MORE!!!

Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz may be a conceited douchebag, but he has a hot girlfriend. (videoblogging)

Britney Spears' stalker interviewed. She loves Cheetos and camo. (amygrindhouse)

Kristen Bell's crush on Russell Brand is gone-zo. (smack)

Neil Patrick Harris gets in touch with his inner Pamela Boobderson. (bedhead)

What the f*ck is Mischa Barton wearing? (ayyyy)

LiLo wants to show the world what SamRo's missing! (POTP)

Amy Smart is getting used to being railed in public. (gabby)

12-year-old kid blows away the competition at Britain's Got Talent auditions with a Michael Jackson song. (bitten)

Video of the REAL Randy Orton at Wrestlemania Fan Axxess! (wrestling)

Neil Patrick Harris embarrasses the crap out of himself

You know how sometimes when you're sitting on the porcelain throne with nothing better to do, you have a nice conversation with yourself? About life? Or come up with good ideas? Or just go for the good ole pep talk? Well, okay...I do. And so does Neil Patrick Harris, who embarrassed the crap out of himself (pun is most certainly intended) at a Hollywood event when he wore his microphone into the bathroom. The crowd heard everything, including him telling himself to "wake up."

Sounds like NPH failed to follow the number one rule in life: ALWAYS take a pre-game dump.

Sorry for the lack of posts but I had to cover traffic reports this morning on KISS 108 so I had no time to blog...and MORE!!!

Danny Bonaduce and Jose Canseco are gonna fight! Let's hope they destroy each other. (smack)

Fergie ties the knot! (candy)

Mickey Rourke lost his nuts. (ayyyy)

Neil Patrick Harris killed it on SNL this weekend!! (POTP)

Paris Hilton wrote a song about being in the slammer. No, not guys slamming her, being in jail. (gabby)

If Kate Hudson is really dating Alex Rodriguez, I'm going to the new Yankee Stadium and taking a steaming crap on 3rd base. (bitten)

Kevin Nash injured?! (wrestling)

First Look: Britney Spears second appearance on How I Met Your Mother

She's coming back! Britney will be back on "How I Met Your Mother" May 12th!

I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn't wait to come back!

In this episode, Britney's character Abby falls for Barney - played by Neil Patrick Harris. Whoever thought a homosexual computer nerd would find love with one of the biggest pop icons of our time??? Go Doogs!!!

Brit might be looking better, but she's still high-maintenance

So it's pretty much clock-work that Britney is making another cameo for the show How I Met Your Mother (whether Doogie Howser likes it or not!) -- but it's not a 100% done deal yet. Britney wants script approval.

Are you serious? Less than a year ago she was flashing her "mommy spot" for the world to see, and now she wants script approval? I actually dig it. Maybe it's the return of the classy Britney?

No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.

Here's a must-have in your script, Brit. Punch Doogie in the testicles!!

Doogie admits he's a dumbass!!

Last week, I reported that Neil Patrick Harris didn't want Britney Spears back for another episode of How I Met Your Mother. A week later, the Doog realized that he shot himself in the foot, and forgot how to operate on it!

I am just very protective of our show, and its content. I have a high standard of quality, and hope to maintain it on every level. Television is big business, I understand that. I have great faith in our casting department, as well as (Twentieth Century Fox Television) and CBS, to find the appropriate person for every role on our show. I was remiss in speculating otherwise. My job description is to act and I should really do just that.

Ratings = Job, you nimrod.

Naked woman reflected in vice president Dick Cheney's sunglasses!!! (and more)

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: "Mickey (Mouse) Goes Nude In Austria!" (circus)

Kate Hudson's wardrobe malfunction. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz: shirtless and wearing the UGLIEST pair of shorts I've ever seen in my ever! (fatback)

Jamie Lynn Spears: the bump is groooowwwing! (POTP)

Hahaha! Naked Woman reflected in vice president Dick Cheney's sunglasses!!! (gabby)

Eminem to sing at Nelson Mandella's birthday party! (bitten)

Neil Patrick Harris wants no more Britney Spears! (smack)

Pictures of Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell out at the clubs together. You KNOW they made out at the end of the night! (dlist)

Kurt Angle says he's proud of John Cena. (wrestling)

Britney's sitcom return a no-go?

Ever since ratings for "How I Met Your Mother" skyrocketed for Britney Spears's special appearance, producers have been scrambling to try and get her back on again.

Apparently everyone else involved in the show is on-board too, except for one star...Neil Patrick Harris.

Doogie says it's nothing personal, he just doesn't think the show needs recovering train wrecks to make appearances for a ratings boost.

I'm in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to
succeed

I bet he wouldn't say that about Lance Bass.

When Celebrities Dress Up:

Is Ronald McDonald picking up a couple shifts at the slaughter house?

No. It's Doogie Howser MD dressing up for Halloween.

Hahaha that Neil Patrick Harris. What a funny guy! (Sleep with your eyes open if you're ever in his presence. He will eat your spleen.)