Christina Ricci is pencil thin...and MORE!!

Christina Ricci lost a ton of weight! (amygrindhouse)

Channing Tatum and his banana hammock. Ew. (smack)

Dane Cook edited out of Teen Choice Awards. (bedhead)

Diane Kruger rocks block, shows back, and hints crack. (ayyyy)

New Moon second trailer! (POTP)

The actual missing content of Dane Cook at the Teen Choice Awards. Vanessa Hudgens looks PISSED. (gabby)

Bradley Cooper dating Fart-Face Zellweger. (bitten)

Vince McMahon pissed that his company sucks. (wrestling

Miley Cyrus Teen Choice Awards performance

Apparently a ton of people are talking about Miley Cyrus' performance at the Teen Choice Awards, and not in a good way. While she was singing Party in the USA, she rocked a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and had a bra strap showing. At one point in the performance, she was dancing next to a pole that was set up on top of a little ice cream truck. People think she was dressed way too provocatively and the stripper pole routine overshadowed the actual performance. Check the video below, then you'll get my comments.



Okay...while I don't really understand the need for the pole, what's bad about it? She was literally just standing next to it for the most part, except one point when she went down. It's not like she was wrapping her body all around it or hanging from it..she stood next to it holding it. I dunno, maybe it's because I don't have a 16-year-old daughter, but I don't get what all the controversy is about.

Channing Tatum...former stripper?! ...and MORE!!

Channing Tatum used to strip! (amygrindhouse)

Forrest Griffin dislocated his jaw at UFC 101. (VBT)

Ryan O'Neal already has a new girlfriend. (smack)

Trent Reznor's plans for after Nine Inch Nails. (bedhead)

Scarlett Johansson looks lost. (ayyyy)

Lady Gaga has a penis?? WTF?! (POTP)

Texas Rangers' outfielder Josh Hamilton gets trashed and parties with chicks. (gabby)

Miley Cyrus Teen Choice Awards performance...on a stripper pole. (bitten)

Bret Hart on RAW tonight?! (wrestling)

Teen Choice Awards 2009 results

The Teen Choice Awards may be airing tonight, but the actual show went down last night, so we have a little spoiler session of some of the winners. Here's a list of bullet points of the awards/winners we know about right now.

Zac Efron won 3 awards -- Choice Male Actor for a Comedy, Choice Male Actor for Music/Dance film, and Choice Movie: Rockstar Moment (for 17 Again).

Gossip Girls took home 3 awards overall -- Chace Crawford won in the Choice TV Actor: Drama category, Leighton Meester won in the Choice TV Actress: Drama category, and the show itself won for Choice TV: Drama.

Miley Cyrus grabbed 6 awards last night -- Comedy TV Actress and Comedy TV Show for Hannah Montana, Music/Dance Movie Actress and Hissy Fit for Hannah Montana: The Movie, Music Single for The Climb, and Summer Song for Before the Storm. She also presented Britney Spears with the Ultimate Choice Award at the end of the night.

The JoBros grabbed 5 awards in all, including Choice Male Red Carpet Icons and Breakout TV Show (for JONAS).

Twilight f*cking KILLED it though, winning 11 of 12 of their nominations. The flick won for Choice Drama, Romance, Liplock, and Soundtrack. Kristen Stewart took home the Drama Actress award, Robert Pattinson won the Drama Actor and Choice Male Hottie award, Cam Gigandet nabbed the Choice Villain, Ashley Greene took Fresh Face Female while Taylor Lautner won Fresh Face Male.

Catch the awards and the rest of the winners tonight!

Levi Johnston Kathy Griffin Teen Choice Awards

Kathy Griffin pulled a little joke at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and showed up with Levi Johnston on her arm. Levi is the father of Sarah Palin's grandchild and has been speaking out against the Palin family ever since he and Bristol broke up. Levi hammed it up for the cameras though, planting a kiss on Kathy's cheek on the red carpet and also saying that he just looks "at her, shut up, and do what I'm told" in the "relationship."

High-five to Levi for showing that he has a funny side and he's not just the awkward puppet he looked like during Sarah's campaign to be the Vice President of the United States. Then again, the Palin family seems pretty f*cking boring anyway.

The Teen Choice Awards dance off -- ACDC Vs M&M Cru

So if you don't watch the Miley and Mandy Show on YouTube (don't worry, I don't either), there's apparently been a dance-off war going on between Miley and Mandy's M&M Cru and The ACDC (Adam/Chu Dance Crew). They had the final battle last night at the Teen Choice Awards, and as much as I just trashed Miley in the last post, I gotta say this was a pretty sick battle. Check it out.

How did Miley do hosting the Teen Choice Awards last night?

Gotta say -- I wasn't too impressed. Granted, I fell asleep about 20 minutes into it, so maybe she improved, but from what I saw I wanted to change the channel. She was struggling to even read the teleprompter, she looked like she had no clue what she was doing, and she might as well have open-mouth kissed Fergie during her 7 Things performance. Speaking of which, what the HELL was she wearing?

AND did anyone notice her go up to Selena Gomez during her performance? Like that didn't reek "Disney is making me say sorry for being a biatch to you, soooo let's sing 5 words of my song together."

And by the way, acting like a toolbag with your best friend on YouTube is one thing. Acting like a total douchey snob with your best friend on national TV is something completely different.

So I'll throw it to you guys...

How do you think Miley did hosting the Teen Choice Awards?
	She ruled!
	She sucked!
	I didn't watch it.
	Jackson, Jadd, and Miss Manda should've hosted!
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Rachael Ray wants to tell the world about her sex life, and MORE!!!

Celebrity Smackdown! Hairspray star and America's Next Top Model contestant throw fist-a-cuffs at an airport! (smack)

Rachael Ray attempting to write a "tell-all" book about her past drug use and bizarre sex life with her husband. Excuse me while I vomit. (candy)

Leona Lewis's nose looks like the bar of gold she's holding. Sadness. (ayyyy)

The Teen Choice Awards air in about an hour. See what the celebs are wearing before you see on TV! (POTP)

Oh snap! Lance Armstrong said he dumped Kate Hudson because she's "too needy" (gabby)

More Kate Hudson! She steps out with her son, and looks like she's wearing a curtain. (bitten)

Mick Foley leaving WWE?! (wrestling)