New Burger King commercial causing controversy

I really can't stand when parents make a huge deal out of something that's not a big issue at all. The latest Burger King commercial is a re-mix to Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back and promotes a new Spongebob Squarepants Kids' Value Meal. The BK King is wrapping new lyrics to the song while 4 girls with phonebooks shoved down their pants are dancing around. Frankly, I think it's creative. Not really funny, but creative. Parents are saying that it's too graphic for kids. It's not like they're grinding on each other or anything, just dancing. Check out the commercial below and voice your opinion.

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Spongebob Scores BIG Ratings

Remember when Spongebob was the frizz? It was monstrously huuuge. Everybody loved it. 4 year-olds. 23 year-old stoners. 79 year-olds with dementia. Cats. I thought those days were done. Little did I know it's still the frizz.

[Psst. I just made up that word for this post.]

Spongebob's new made-for-TV movie aired Monday night on Nickelodean and 9 million people watched it. That's 8 times the population of Rhode Island. Sure Rhode Island is pretty much a really large town, but whatever. That's still a lot of people watching a cartoon.

Here's where it gets awesome:

The movie led Nickelodean into it's highest ratings of the year amongst children 2-11 and kids 6-11.

Read that last sentence again.

Do you realize that there's a board room of suits having deep philosophical discussions on how to tap the prestigious 4-6 year old market. Damn. Laffy Taffy and pink shoelace companies must be psyched.

And sorry "Naked Brothers Band." You're no longer the cornerstone of Nick's forward charge. It's all about the sponge. Now only if Britney Spears could learn that same lesson.