Madonna blasts Perez Hilton

It's no secret that I'm not the biggest fan of Perez Hilton at all. That being said, he superly pissed off Madonna recently, and I'm smiling wider than The Joker because of it. I don't know whether Perez heard it or made the story up to try and get some attention, but he "reported" that while she's on tour this summer, Madonna will be dumping her kids off on Guy Ritchie. Madonna went ripsh*t and actually hit up Perez on Twitter to verbally lay the smack down.

@perezhilton what is this rubbish about me dumping my children off for the summer while Im on tour? They go where i go. -M

Of course, like the attention whore he is, he totally disregarded the fact that he pissed Madonna off and just jumped up and down like a little schoolgirl, posting, "Madonna talked to us! AGAIN! We still do a happy dance every time!" Perez, shut your annoying ass mouth before I said Miss California to kick you in the nuts with her heels.

Guy Ritchie moves next to Madonna

Madonna may have verbally shat on him during her recent Sweet and Sticky tour, and they may have been fighting about as much as Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, but Guy Ritchie and Madonna have apparently gotten past the fighting and are getting along now. Actually, sources say they're getting along better than they have in a while, which is a good thing since Guy just bought a house about 200 yards away from Madonna so he can see his kids on a regular basis.

Gotta say, classy move on his part to move that close to his ex to see his kids, and classy move on both their parts to try and get along for the kids. Wow..did I just say something positive about Madge?

Omarion catches a 3-some on tape...and MORE!!!

Guy Ritchie loves being Madonna-free. (smack)

Matt McConaughey cruises for chicks with his son. (agentbedhead)

Who would you rather be your pet cat...Christina Aguilera or Lisa Rinna? (ayyyy)

Proof that Star Jones is a total dumbass. (POTP)

Itching for a new sex tape? Omarion is your hookup! (gabby)

Andre 3000 attempts going 3000 miles. Only gets to 109. (bitten)

Old school Divas returning for Wrestlemania 25 Divas Battle Royal!! (wrestling)

Rihanna turns her back on her family...and MORE!!!!

It's a sexy Friday today...so take a poll!! (celeb news)

Paris Hilton kissing makes me wanna vom. (smack)

Guy Ritchie really needs a hug. (candy)

WTF?! Rihanna won't talk to her family?! (POTP)

Oh, Sting. How you've fallen from the top. (gabby)

American Idol's Top 13 contestants!! That's right, I said 13! (bitten)

The Boogeyman and others released from WWE!! (wrestling)

Madonna wins custody of kids

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been tangled up in a battle for their kids for the couple of weeks about where to have them live. Madonna wants them to live with her in New York, while Guy wants them to stay in London with him, where their schools actually already are. A court gave Madonna custody of the kids temporarily, but it's pretty much guaranteed that it'll become permanent in a few weeks.

I'm surprised and I'm not. I'm not surprised because judges usually always rule with the mother, but I AM surprised because of all the rumors about her cheating on Guy with A-Rod, and being seen in the same areas as him.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie reach settlement

I have a wide-ass smile on my face right now because there's something about Madonna that I just cannot stand. So you can understand why I'm pumped that she has to pay her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie a sweet $75 million as a part of their divorce settlement. They still haven't come to terms on a custody agreement for their 3 kids, but either way, Madonna just got owned and I love it.

Madonna spending Christmas with Guy Ritchie

Madonna is flying to London with her children so they can see their father on Christmas. Guy Ritchie hasn't seen his kids in weeks, and surprisingly Madonna put down her "Wall of Douchiness" to let her soon-to-be ex see them.

Just call it the Kabbalah Christmas Spirit.

Guy Ritchie loves his kids

Guy Ritchie is wrapped up in a huge custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife Madonna that will decide whether their three children live in the UK or live in New York City. He's hired child custody expert Stephen Cobb.

Best of luck, Guy, because me thinks Madonna is bat sh*t crazy.

Madonna's divorce effects the world

Some people seriously need to get a life, get a job, or get laid. Word on the street is Madonna had to leave London because she was getting absolutely sh*t on because of her divorce with Guy Ritchie. On the flip side, Guy was out at a bar the other night and some Madonna fan talked a whole bunch of trash to him.

Really? Do these people have such pathetic lives that they have to yell at celebrities for their personal business?

Madonna fights dirty

Looks like the gloves might start coming off in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce drama. Madonna sent him a text over the weekend simply saying "you're going down."

Miss Manda, I've officially joined you on the "Madonna sucks" boat, so make some room.

Remember when Tara Reid had a smokin body?..and MORE!!!

Poor Tara Reid. She looks so upset over her wonky stomach. (smack)

Raven-Symone gets loud...with caps lock...on her Myspace. WATCH OUT! (candy)

Chevy Chase lays the verbal smackdown on Sarah Palin. (POTP)

AC/DC fans buy tickets for their new tour to see them die? (gabby)

No way...Katie Holmes is a man!! (bitten)

Hello, creepy! Gwyneth Paltrow wears black to mourn Madonna's failed marriage. (yuddy)

Jim Ross comments on Ric Flair's possible return to the ring. (wrestling)

More Madonna and Guy Ritchie drama

More fall out from the whole Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce drama. Apparently they haven't done the dirty in about 18 months, and Madonna constantly calls Guy a gold digger.

I'm starting to think Madonna is a miserable bitch, so I can't really blame Guy for not wanting to get it on with her for a year and a half. Although, it could make for some really great hate sex.

Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce already heating up

No divorce papers have been filed yet, but the gloves are already coming off between Madonna and her still-husband-by-law Guy Ritchie, and Madge is throwing the first punches.

While performing in Boston on Wednesday night, Madonna apparently dedicated a song to Guy, telling the crowd that the song goes out to "anyone who's ever had to deal with someone who is emotionally retarded." She also called her marriage a three-ring circus.

Wow, sounds like the past few married years for her haven't been a fun night at the ballpark (get the A-Rod/baseball reference? I knew you would.)

I'm seeing "Max Payne" just to drool over Mila Kunis...and MORE!!!

Hef lets the twin broads out! (smack)

Angelina Jolie holds her newborns tightly...like a piece of fruit. (candy)

Mila Kunis is hotter than the effing sun. (POTP)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing divorce. A-Rod must feel like he just hit a homer. (gabby)

Amy Winehouse is an inventor! Try some...Candycaine! (bitten)

Anne Hathaway's ex trying to be a good boy. (yuddy)

WWE releases Lance Cade!!! (wrestling)

Madonna Getting Divorced???

The Times of London, a very reputable newspaper - not a tabloid, is confirming that Madonna has indeed hired Paul McCartney's lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, to represent her in a divorce from Guy Ritchie.

Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But, one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms. Shackleton after making an approach to another firm.

For the past few months, there hasn't been ONE picture of them taken together... she's supposedly been living in NYC while he's been living in London.. hmm

I'm not surprised because she's such a high maintenance biatch....