Lil' Wayne performs at CMA's

Lil' Wayne teamed up for the second time with Kid Rock (the first time was at the VMA's over the summer) on Wednesday night at the Country Music Awards, but he was silent. He played guitar while Kid belted out his hit All Summer Long. Wayne was the first rapper to ever appear at the CMA's.

If he wasn't such a douchebag, I'd probably be more excited about this.

CELEBRITY DIRT EXCLUSIVE: Lil' Wayne blows off show

You read that title right, friends. The almighty Lil' Wayne blew off his performance last night at the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston as a part of the JAM'N 94.5 concert Monster Jam. Apparently he either couldn't make it through security or refused to go through it, so he just up and left.

What a douchebag.

Lil' Wayne is a daddy

As of yesterday afternoon, Lil' Wayne is now a Lil' Daddy. Weezy's son, Dwayne Carter III, was born at the Christ Hospital in Cincinnati to Wayne and an unknown girl. Rumors were swirling that R&B star Nivea was the mother, but new rumors say it's a fan named Sarah who met him at a show, then travelled with him for the rest of his tour.

Either way, congrats to Wayne and his mystery baby momma!

Lil' Weezy snags BET award

Lil' Wayne was named Lyricist of the Year at the BET Awards on Saturday in Hot-lanta.

Congrats, Wayne! Now make it rain on this mother f***er.

Lil' Wayne Busted.... Again!

Here's the mug shot.

Lil' Wayne was arrested on Tuesday night for "possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia."

And might I add 'possession of some tattoos that scare me so badly that I pee'd my pants a little.'

Gross? Yes. True? You'll never know.

The DEA was called in for the bust so it's kind of a big deal. No word on jail time or any of that, but as soon as there is I'll have it.