Baby V wants no babies...and MORE!!

Vanessa Hudgens doesn't want kids. (amygrindhouse)

Senator Chris Dodd has prostate cancer. (VBT)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split. (examiner)

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Vanity Fair covers. (smack)

Holy Jessica Alba's ass! (bedhead)

I feel bad for Penelope Cruz's feet. (ayyyy)

Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics. (POTP)

Joan Rivers -- murderer! (gabby)

Sienna Miller shows Regis and Kelly her ta-tas. (bitten)

Next week's RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

Jamie Kennedy Jennifer Love Hewitt not engaged

There's rumors going around that Jamie Kennedy proposed to Jennifer Love Hewitt on stage at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, California and that she accepted, but it turns out that it's all bullsh*t. Jennifer's rep made a statement yesterday saying that "there is no truth to the report."

I wouldn't be surprised if J-Love's crazy ass started the rumor herself to try and put the pressure on Jamie and rush him into proposing.

Jennifer Love Hewitt gives Jamie Kennedy engagement ultimatum

Jennifer Love Hewitt is starting to come across like one of those girls that NEEDS to be in a relationship, because just after a few months of dating, she's already giving Jamie Kennedy engagement ultimatums.

By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation. The poor guy was on fire [when people thought we were buying an engagement ring]. He was like, 'No, no, no. That's not true! I was like, 'God, would that be the worst thing in the world?!' Excuse me, but just for a second, there's a line of people who would probably be OK with that.

I've always been a huge J-Love fan, but over the last few months between always trying to talk about and flaunt her weight loss, and now telling Jamie that there's going to be an issue if they aren't engaged by next year -- me thinks the bitch is loco!

Sasha Grey wants to stop getting pounded and start getting respected...and MORE!!!

I bet Fergie's good in bed since she can really move her hips. Now check out these Tips! (VBT)

Mel Gibson files for divorce last week, brings his new girlfriend to a movie premiere this week. Classy. (amygrindhouse)

Elizabeth Taylor is on Twitter. Someone clear those cobwebs and Tweet her...it's probably been a while. (smack)

Congrats, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you're back! You have an old guy staring at your ass! (bedhead)

Zac Efron and Christopher Walken could combine for one sick mullet. (ayyyy)

If the universe loves mankind, they'll make sure Speidi actually does get the swine flu. F*cking douchebags. (POTP)

More deets on the Sean Penn/Robin Wright Penn separation! (gabby)

Porn star Sasha Grey goes from getting railed on film to "serious roles." (bitten)

Jeff Hardy leaving WWE? Staying? He and Matt meet with MTV? Holy Swanton Bomb of craziness, Batman! (wrestling)

Awful picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt

So what do you think? Is Jennifer Love Hewitt absolutely wasted while she's with her new boyfriend Jamie Kennedy (yes, that's him in the background), or is it just bad timing and a horrible pic?

The Sheen twins arrive...and MORE!!!

Got a case of the Mondays? Take some celeb polls! (celeb news)

Jade Goody close to losing her battle with cervical cancer. (smack)

Here's the skinny on LiLo's arrest warrant! (candy)

Jamie Kennedy is in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt. (POTP)

Matt Damon confirms that there's more Bourne! (gabby)

My birthday twin Charlie Sheen's twins are here! (bitten)

Jim Ross goes to the hospital, Rey Mysterio injured?! (wrestling)

Ellen and Portia want to procreate...and MORE!!!!

Coming soon: A poll on who hopes Chris Brown gets his ass kicked. (celeb news)

Ellen and Portia wanna have kids and cattle. (smack)

Nadya Suleman is doing a good job spending our tax dollars. (candy)

WTF is Katy Perry wearing? (ayyyy)

Why are we still talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight? (POTP)

Has LiLo moved on to Lily Allen? (gabby)

Kingston Rossdale chills with the Beckhams. (bitten)

The Rock is electrifying Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Jennifer Love Hewitt in custody battle

How is it possible to be tangled up in a custody battle if you don't have a child? Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is fighting head-to-head with her ex-fiance Ross McCall over custody of their dog Mona. Apparently, Jen has been training the dog to answer to a different name, so that no one else will be able to call her.

I've always been a fan of Jen's (and her rack, obviously), but that's just childish. If she REALLY wants to win the dog's heart, she should slather herself in bacon grease.

Did Jennifer Love Hewitt cheat on her ex-fiance?

We reported a few weeks ago that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall went through a random and sudden split just months before their wedding. Jennifer even had a wedding dress picked out and purchased...that's how close it was. But apparently, she's had some other random and abrupt breakups, at least according to a pop reject.

Former LFO'er Rich Cronin trashed J-Love and talked about how she started hooking up with other guys shortly after she bought him a promise ring. I find that hard to believe for some reason, not that I'm BFF with Jen, but that just doesn't sound like something a girl would do. Then again, nothing surprises me about girls. Either way, I'm thinking Rich should mind his own business and keep his trap shut. And before any of you tell me to get off his back because he has cancer, shut the hell up. That has nothing to do with this story.

If Megan Fox ever poses nude, my life will be complete...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a restraining order against her stalker. Thank Heavens she didn't fix the problem with a boob reduction. (smack)

Brangelina disses Seacrest!! (candy)

Jessica Alba rocks her pajamas to a movie. Hello, easy access. (ayyyy)

Kayne's getting nekkid? (POTP)

Megan Fox is a tranny? (gabby)

Happy 2009! The Girls Next Door and Aubrey O'Day are getting naked!! (bitten)

Two superstars named for induction to the WWE Hall of Fame! (wrestling)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a sad panda

Jennifer Love Hewitt is so broken up over her ended engagement with former fiance Ross McCall that she's completely shut herself off from everyone, especially on the set of her show The Ghost Whisperer. Jen will finish up a scene then lock herself in her trailer and totally avoid all cast and crew.

Anyone who either broke off an engagement to someone like Jen or was the cause of it being broken is a total dumbass.

Jennifer Love Hewitt no longer engaged!

Couples are dropping like flies!! There's apparently no more love between Jennifer Love Hewitt and finance Ross McCall, because they called off their engagement!! They broke up during the holidays and are apparently both really sad about what went down. Jennifer even bought a dress in November and was ready to walk that aisle!

Well, as sorry as I am for them, it's a great day for the male gender.

No Love for Jennifer

Jennifer Love Hewitt was robbed last week on the set of her show The Ghost Whisperer. Her trailer was broken into and some of her personal belongings were taken.

First people give her sh*t for having too much junk in the trunk, and now people are just straight up stealing her junk!

Jennifer Love Hewitt wants tons of babies?!

Here is what Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told US magazine about her and her fiance Ross McCall:

We're just gonna have lots of babies!

J-Love fans can relax, though. She's only talking about her Halloween costume -- her and Ross are planning on dressing up as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Good thing, too. If people thought she was fat before (which I didn't at all), imagine the backlash she'd get for being pregnant nonstop.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regrets her comment about nakedness

About a month ago, we reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt wished she could've spent the earlier part of her life completely naked, but she now regrets saying it. She spoke to Access Hollywood about what she meant by it.

Well, I was explaining how a woman's body changes as you get older and so I was saying that my mom and my grandma were like, 'You're gonna one day be really happy about what you looked like when you were 15, 16, and 17 instead of worrying about it.' So I was like, 'I should have just walked around naked.' Anyway...

No need for apologies here. If you feel the need to be naked all the time, I won't fight you on it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she were naked

Ever since dropping a ton of weight after being blasted for being "fat" by gossip blogs (not this one, we frickin rule), J-Love's been appearing on magazines talking about her body. She recently told Health magazine that she wishes she were naked between the ages of 12 and 28 because she felt like she looked great.

Yeah. I don't think anyone would've complained if that happened.

Jennifer Love Hewitt drops some LBS

Late last year, J-Love got a bunch of crap for bikini pictures that were taken of her while she was in Hawaii with her now-fiance. People said she was fat, which made her post a mad blog on her website, then land the cover of People Magazine under the headline Don't Call Me Fat! Well she's on the latest cover of US Weekly, 18 pounds lighter and speaking out about it. She says she didn't lose the weight because of people talking smack, but instead because she wanted more energy.

That's a BS excuse, first of all. Second of all, I never thought she was fat in the first place. Thirdly, she's WAY too skinny now. And finally...she lost her boobs. Her boobs used to be her best asset, and now they're gone. And so is my love for her.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant!

Rumored - J-Love found out she was preggo in November just before Thanksgiving and right around the time Ross McCall proposed to her. After they got the news, they jetted off to Hawaii to celebrate where these infamous pictures were taken:



Maybe her ass is pregnant?

Who Would You Rather?

OR

I was inspired by my last post...
Janice Dickinson says Love is healthy and Tyra is fat..

Who would you rather:

Jennifer Love Hewwit

or

Tyra Banks

( I vote Tyra..!)