DJ AM suicide

There's rumors floating around (and some investigators actually believe the rumors) that DJ AM didn't die accidentally, but instead it was suicide. Of course, no one wants to believe someone that successful with a lot of things going for them would kill themselves, but there's some evidence that makes it lean more toward suicide than accidental death. According to law enforcement sources, AM was found with 8 undigested pills of OxyContin in his stomach and a 9th in his mouth. It's believed that he was starting to lose consciousness and never ended up getting to swallow the 9th pill.

Hopefully this is all just happenstance (I f*cking love that word) and untrue rumors, but I dunno...I have a feeling it's possibly true. They also found an old Valentine's Day card from his ex-girlfriend Haley Wood on his laptops on the coffee table. Sad news if it's true...

Ryan Jenkins suicide

It looks like the hunt for reality TV star Ryan Jenkins is over -- they found him at a ratty-ass motel in Hope, British Columbia, Canada late last night. He was hanging from a belt rack. Yessir, the fella who killed his wife, mutilated her so bad (pulled out all her teeth and cut her fingers off) that she had to be identified by the serial number on her breast implants, stuffed her in a suitcase then tossed her in a dumpster killed himself like the huge f*cking p*ssy he clearly is (well, was.) Kevin Walker, who manages The Thunderbird Motel, said a younger looking blonde in her 20's ended up checking him in and that Ryan didn't look like he does in the pic above at all, but looked really worn out instead. The women paid cash (no money trail, smart bitch) for 3 nights, and when they never checked out, Kevin went into the room and found Ryan just hanging there. He called the Mounties to tell them "there was a body hanging in a room."

I'm not gonna sh*t too much on a guy who's dead considering he was clearly disturbed, but I just feel bad for Jasmine Fiore's family, who can't at least have the satisfaction of knowing that Ryan is behind bars somewhere thinking of what he did while he's getting railed in the bum by some big dude named Guido.

Mia Farrow's brother committed suicide

Mia Farrow's brother Patrick was found dead in his Vermont art gallery late Monday night, and police called the death suspicious. This morning, we're finding out that suspicious = suicide. After the medical examiner checked out the body, he ruled that Patrick shot himself right in the head and died instantly.

Sad story, and again, our thoughts go out to Patrick's family and friends.

Craig Ferguson suicide attempt

In his new memoir American on Purpose, Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson opens up about a dark time in his life when he hit rock bottom and seriously contemplated killing himself. After a booze-filled night out, Craig woke up in the storage room of a London pub on Christmas morning covered in vomit and urine, and decided it was time to end it all.

I felt worse than I ever had ... I was a drunk, a loser and a disaster as a human being ... The shame was immense. It pushed down on me like a terrible weight.

On his way to jump off of the Tower Bridge in London, he randomly ran into a friend, who unknowingly kept him off of that bridge that day. Fate works in mysterious ways, my friends.

Ex-NBA star Jayson Williams becomes suicidal

Here's a story that goes to show no matter how rich and famous you may be, it's still possible to not be happy and actually be completely miserable and hate life. Former NBA star Jayson Williams was tasered by police last night after the police were called on him for being suicidal. When the cops showed up (more specifically, the Emergency Services Unit), they saw prescription pills all over his hotel suite and tons of suicide notes. After refusing to go to the hospital, Jayson was stunned with a taser.

Hopefully Jayson gets the help he needs and gets better and finds happiness. (Wow, I think that's the deepest thing I've ever written.)