Showing posts with label michelle obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michelle obama. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

Kirstie Alley wants Michelle Obama's arms


I'm not gonna make fun of Kirstie Alley getting fat again, because I totally know what it's like to struggle with your weight and it's uber frustrating. The 3 pics above are in the following order: before Jenny Craig, right after Jenny Craig, and February '09. Kirstie is obviously putting back on the pounds and she was on Oprah yesterday to discuss it all. One of the things she mentioned is how she wants Michelle Obama's arms.

Don't you look around and see what you want to look like? I'm like, 'Look at Michelle Obama's guns. I could have those arms.' I don't know about the legs.

I use to think Kirstie was pretty hot, before she blew up. And I'm sure somewhere along the way, it's gotta make you feel good to know that guys find you sexy. Hopefully Kirstie can get in the zone and get rid of the weight for good. Actually, a good idea for a show may be Celebrity Biggest Loser. And don't even try the "But Jadd, what about Celebrity Fit Club?" card, because that show wasn't about weight loss.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Jay-Z calls Chris Brown "a dead man walking"...and MORE!!!


Taking polls about celebrities is even better than looking at boobies in Playboy. (celeb news)

Speaking of Playboy, take a gander at Aubrey O'Day's mommy spot. (smack)

The mother of those octuplet babies is obsessed with Angelina. And it shows. (candy)

Michelle Pfeiffer is STILL smokin. (ayyyy)

Oh sh*t!! Jay-Z is gonna cap Chris Brown!! (POTP)

Miley gives an actual apology this time for her latest controversial pic. (gabby)

Michelle Obama hits the cover of Vogue. (bitten)

Stevie Richards headed to TNA?! (wrestling)

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Amy Winehouse should pick out a casket now...and MORE!!!


Remember when I said Amy Winehouse dumping her husband was a possible turn-around? Yeah, forget I said all that. (smack)

Joey Fatone's career has officially turned to sh*t. No, seriously. (candy)

Hey look who's back! It's Angela from Who's the Boss! And she's wearing...umm...I'm not sure, but now I know why she's been gone for so long. (ayyyy)

You won't believe the talk of the town -- Michelle Obama's booty?! (POTP)

Britney's dad is NOT a happy camper with her. (gabby)

A-Rod having Madonna over for Thanksgiving dinner?! (bitten)

**Spoiler Alert** WWE Title match announced for Armageddon!! (wrestling)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Elisabeth Hasselbeck might get slapped by Mrs. Obama...and MORE!!!


Pete Wentz used to love playing Roulette. The Russian kind. (smack)

Anne Hathaway should never be on a magazine cover again. (candy)

Katy Perry is hot, but she dresses like a blind person. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson looks pregnant, further proving that Tony Romo wants to be Tom Brady. (POTP)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks smack about Michelle Obama. What a bitch. (gabby)

Mama Knowles loves Beyonce. Solange? Not so much. (bitten)

Ric Flair beaten up by his daughter's boyfriend! (wrestling)