Kate Gosselin guest-hosting The View

Just when you thought you couldn't possibly get enough of mega attention whore Kate Gosselin, you're about to get more. Kate has just signed on to guest-host on The View for 2 episodes in mid-September while Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on vacation. The guests haven't been revealed yet, but her episode dates are Sept 14 and 15.

Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could walk right up to Kate, ask for her autograph, and when she hands it over to me, punch her square in her annoying ass face.

Kate Gosselin on Larry King Live

Well here's a shocker -- Kate Gosselin was on Larry King Live last night AGAIN talking about her divorce, the show, and the kids. Because really, for some reason this broad thinks we can't go a week without hearing from her. Check out the recaps below...it's in 3 parts.







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Octomom bashes Kate Gosselin

During her stupid ass special on FOX Wednesday night, Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom bashed the hell out of Kate Gosselin for getting a tummy tuck after giving birth to 6 kids. Check out the video below, then hit up the survey poll I have below.

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Jon Gosselin Kate Gosselin cops

The cops were called to Jon and Kate Gosselin's house last night after Kate showed up "unexpectedly." Thursday nights are Jon's nights to be with the kids at the house, so it's not really known why Kate showed up. Obviously when she got there, a huge argument broke up and someone called the police, but it's not known who. They came, no one was arrested, and Kate stayed in a hotel for the night.

Just more attention whore bullsh*t from Kate, trying to stir stuff up and make Jon look like an assh*le. Broad, it was Jon's night at the house, NOT yours, so stay the f*ck away. Better yet, just go away. Nobody likes you.

Kate Gosselin Regis and Kelly

Kate Gosselin was on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning and got thrown a curveball when Regis said she thinks Jon and her will patch things up and live happily ever after. Check out her reaction and what she had to say in the video below.

Kate Gosselin heckler

This dude was outside of Kate Gosselin's house in Pennsylvania the other day holding up a sign that basically says the only people losing anything with the whole Jon and Kate Gosselin situation is their 8 kids.

Kate Gosselin on divorce

Kate Gosselin hit up Today earlier this morning to share her side of the story on her divorce with Jon Gosselin. Check out the video of the interview below. Miss Attention Whore managed to get some waterworks going...annoying biatch.

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Jon Gosselin talks split with Kate

Jon Gosselin wants to set the record straight about what went down between he and Kate Gosselin to cause their split, and that although it seemed like he started dating other women and eventually settling with Hailey Glassman pretty quickly after the split, it didn't go down as fast as it seemed. He appears in (and covers) the new issue of In Touch magazine.

People think that everything moved too fast, that I was out partying too quickly. But Kate gave up on the marriage last October, and the divorce will be finalized by September 30. Kate basically came to me out of the blue and said, 'I am done. You are going to live your life, and I am going to live my life.' I was like, 'What?' I didn't really know what was going on. When she said that, I was really upset and nervous. [I'm convinced Kate wanted to split] because she wanted a career. Maybe I wasn't sure what I wanted to do, and she was going to move on regardless I was beating myself up about it, and asked Kate 'What do I have to do to mend the relationship? What did I do wrong?' She said, 'If you have a problem, go fix it.'

Jon also talked about how controlling and belitting that Kate was to him, and how different it is with Hailey right now.

She is the polar opposite of Kate. It's really different. I feel good about myself and people see my good qualities. I'm not being put down. Sometimes I ask Hailey permission [to hang out with friends], like I used to do with Kate, and she says, 'You don't have to ask permission.' I was used to living like that, and now it's like a breath of fresh air. You can have a balanced relationship but also spend time with your friends.

I'm totally on Team Jon. Kate's the biggest attention whore bitch that I've ever heard about, and it wouldn't surprise me if she tried pulling some BS stuff in court to make Jon look like an assh*le. I hope a bird flies by and sh*ts right in her eye.

Kate Gosselin new reality show

Kate Gosselin secretly flew out to Hollywood the other night in hopes of landing a brand new TV deal. Her attention whore ass is getting nervous because Jon and Kate Plus 8 is in some serious jeopardy, considering that little divorce problem going on right now. On top of that, her book deal Love is in the Mix: Meals into Memories has been put on hold because of everything, too. She was seen lounging with a couple broads by the pool, then went into meetings at the Warner Brothers lot and flew back the next day.

Meanwhile, Jon was hanging out with his 22-year-old friend Hailey Glassman, who just happens to be the daughter of the fella that did Kate's tummy tuck. How f*cking awesome is that?

Jon and Kate Gosselin picnic

Props to Jon and Kate Gosselin for putting their differences aside and enjoying the Fourth of July holiday together with their kids. They held a little picnic that included volleyball and sparklers.

Kate looks pissed that the spotlight isn't on her in the pic, but at least she set her ego aside for her kids for once. Attention whore bitch.

Kate Gosselin boob job?

Did Kate Gosselin get a boob job? That's the new rumor after comparions of her in bikinis at 2 different times in June have come out. The pic on the left of her rocking a black bikini was taken in the beginning of June when she hit up Myrtle Beach (I think) with her kids. The pic on the right was taken last week from her front yard. What do you think? She rockin some plastic t*tties or not?

I say no -- just look at the shape of the two tops. Totally different -- looks like the one on the right is just made to give more lift and make it looks like she's rockin more breasticular fortitude than she actually is. Whatcha think, peeps?

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Jon Gosselin tell-all?

Jon Gosselin is planning a tell-all book that's going to blast the sh*t out of his attention-whore wife and earn him a cool $10 million, according to Star magazine. Since it's Star, I'm taking this with a grain of salt, but it sounds pretty likely. Jon is unemployed and now has to help support 8 kids on a solo income, which means he needs a bunch of money and FAST. The tell-all, which is due out in November, is going to talk about how Kate turned into a total bitch and acted almost like "she was better than everyone else," how she's alienated her family, and how she didn't give Jon sex for over a year before their split.

I gotta say, as juicy as this book sounds -- I'm beyond annoyed with Jon and Kate. Please go the f*ck away.

Kate Gosselin bikini

More pics of Kate Gosselin rocking a bikini for the paparazzi (this time at her home in Pennsylvania) have come out. Check it out.

Holy ass, Batman.

More Jon and Kate Gosselin rumors

Since officially announcing their divorce on Monday night's episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8, there's been more rumors circling about the soon-to-be-ex-couple that have been flying around, so let's tackle 'em one at at time.

1) It's possible that we'll be seeing Deanna Hummel appear on Jon and Kate Plus 8 when the show resumes in August. The rumors say that because she's Jon's new girlfriend and part of his life, she'll be filmed. But just keep in mind that it's never been confirmed that Jon and Deanna are dating, so take it for what it's worth.

2) For some reason, people are saying that Jon and Kate have actually been separated for two years now, but that's totally untrue. Apparently the rumor got started because of the way their divorce papers were filed.

3) After the divorce papers were filed, Kate put Jon on blast, saying that "Over the course of this weekend, Jon's activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children." Jon immediately replied with "I am deeply saddened that we are divorcing, and also hurt by the statement Kate made last night about the divorce. I have always done everything I can to protect our family."

Yeah, as far as that last one goes -- that's EXACTLY why I'm on Team Jon. Kate is a mega attention whore that refused to end the show and LOVES the fact that she's in the limelight -- yet she's sayings he's trying to protect her children? Bitch, if you were really trying to protect them, the show would be over. Because Jon was obviously over it after the 3rd or 4th season.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin divorcing

On last night's Jon and Kate Plus 8, we found out what we all knew was coming -- Jon and Kate Gosselin are both filing for divorce. The announcement came after a ridiculous amount of promos of some "big announcement that would change the lives of the entire family" -- all I'm saying is it's about f*cking time. Kate's an attention whore bitch, and I'm sick and tired of having to blog about them every 5 minutes.

Kate said the show will definitely go on so she can support her kids (and by her kids, we know she means her big ass ego), and Jon apparently will also stay on-board with the show, which will now be filmed separately. On top of that, the next episode won't air until Aug 3, as TLC wants to give the family time to deal with everything. Kate said she doesn't think the show caused the split -- I think she's f*cking crazy.

Jon and Kate Gosselin major announcement

TLC is running the hell out of promos for this Monday's Jon and Kate Plus 8, where it's being said that Jon and Kate have come to a "life-changing decision" and will make an announcement during the show. So what do you think the announcement is? They're getting a divorce? Seeking marriage counseling? Ending the show? Drinking until they can't feel feelings anymore?

Check out the promo for the show below, courtesy of our friends at CelebTV.

Jon and Kate Gosselin reunite

Jon and Kate Gosselin reunited at their home the other day to play with their children all together. Jon was seen kissing a couple of the girls on the forehead while Kate had the rest of the crew and surprisingly didn't haul off and whack them again. Jon and Kate showed no affection toward each other and barely spoke.

I almost feel bad watching the demise of a couple's marriage on TV. Actually, let me rephrase -- I feel bad for Jon, because Kate's bitchy attention-whore ass is loving every minute of it.

Kate Gosselin spanks daughter

These pictures were taken of Kate Gosselin spanking her daughter Leah a couple of days ago. Apparently, Kate was out in the yard playing with her kids when Kate told Leah to stop blowing a whistle. She didn't stop, so Kate grabbed Leah by the arm and spanked her. The pics show Kate in mid-swing, then Leah crying after she was hit.

You KNOW this is gonna open up a huge can of worms, which is great, because I hate Kate. But at the same time, giving your kid a little tap on the ass here and there isn't a big deal in my eyes. It happened to me and I never thought it was abuse, I just figured it was because I was being a little sh*t. But with all the drama surrounding the Gosselins right now, you know this is gonna be made a ridiculously huge deal.