Angie/Meg Fox feud heats up!...and MORE!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's kids' names. (amygrindhouse)

Tanya Angus is the female version of Andre the Giant. (VBT)

Johnny Depp reaches into his pants to make you rich. (smack)

Looks like Robert Pattinson bathes in lube. (bedhead)

Rosario Dawson vs Marion Cotillard -- who's better in blue tile? (ayyyy)

More proof Kristen Stewart is just a total f*cking klutz. (POTP)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi not making babies. (gabby)

Angelina Jolie is PISSED at Megan Fox. (bitten)

John Morrison basically says Raw sucks. (wrestling)

Portia de Rossi not getting pregnant?

There were rumors about Ellen and Portia starting to think about moving to a barn somewhere around Nantucket to settle down and have children, but Portia is shooting down those rumors and calling them not true in the least.

(That story) could not be further from the truth ... That was just completely made up.

No matter what Ellen and Portia decide to do, they're still gonna kick ass either way. I'm a wicked big Ellen fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Ellen and Portia want to procreate...and MORE!!!!

Coming soon: A poll on who hopes Chris Brown gets his ass kicked. (celeb news)

Ellen and Portia wanna have kids and cattle. (smack)

Nadya Suleman is doing a good job spending our tax dollars. (candy)

WTF is Katy Perry wearing? (ayyyy)

Why are we still talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight? (POTP)

Has LiLo moved on to Lily Allen? (gabby)

Kingston Rossdale chills with the Beckhams. (bitten)

The Rock is electrifying Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Ellen ready to leave her show?

Ellen appears in the new Ladies' Home Journal and talks about a lot of things, including her marriage and her and Portia de Rossi's future. She got pretty emotional while talking about her wedding day, saying she never not she'd actually get to have one so it was just very emotional when it all happened. And as far as their future goes...

I don't need to be on camera. I'm not a workaholic. I love to spend time with my wife, my family, my animals... We're looking for the right place to have a farm. Someplace like Massachusetts or Nantucket, with seasons. We could get an 1800s farmhouse with land and rescue animals. Then I'm done.

Sounds like Ellen may be ready to dance her last dance. And it's well-deserved, she's spent 50 years of her life without being married, and she finally has wife. Kudos to her for putting her family first and being able to walk away and not regret it.

Portia de Rossi wants to change her name

Just weeks after marrying Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi says she is changing her name to Portia DeGeneres very soon.

Excellent. I'm such a huge Ellen fan and I really have no idea why, but awesome for them.