Parker Posey Lyme Disease

Parker Posey was slated to play the lead role in an upcoming off-Broadway production of This, but had to pull out of the show recently after finding out she's suffering from Lyme disease. Peeps usually get the disease if they're bit by a tick that has a certain kind of bacteria, but it's totally treatable. Then again, if you ignore it, you can get seriously f*cked in the brain, heart, nerves, and joints.

Get better soon, Parker!

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