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Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore emergency landing

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were on their way from Vegas to New York City for the premiere of Ashton's new movie Spread, when their plane had to make an emergency landing. Apparently the engines were overheating so the pilot decided landing was the best idea. Ashton and Demi took to Twitter to give everyone a heads up about the problem, and the pic above was posted by Demi. Check out their Tweets below.

Kate Hudson turns 30 with friends

Kate Hudson held her 30th birthday bash over the weekend and a ton of her friends and well-known stars showed up. The list included: Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake, Matthew McConaughey, Tobey Maguire, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Gwen Stefani, Eva Mendes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Adam Sandler, Zach Braff and Cher. (Cher? WTF?)

The party was held at her madukes (Goldie Hawn) and Goldie's boytoy Kurt Russell's place. Mr. JT was said to be the life of the party, dancing around, throwing back Tequila shots, and even getting everyone to do the electric slide. Eva chilled mainly with Cash and Zach all night, and Adam popped by for a few, said "Happy Birthday," and left with a cupcake (the actual food, not a hussy.)

Sounds like a pretty fun night. Kate gave a heartfelt speech at the end of the night thanking everyone for coming, then continued partying until the cops showed up for noise complaints. No word on if Cher got naked or not, but I'm guessing she probably did.

Ashton Kutcher Vs CNN -- The Push to 1 million followers on Twitter

Twitter has seriously become a lifeline, it's insane. SO many people were following Ashton Kutcher last night on UStream.tv while he broadcasted live with his countdown to 1,000,000 followers. This has been blown up huge over the last week between Ashton and CNN. Even Larry King was talking smack to Ashton, saying that he couldn't take down a network. And all of Perez Hilton's pushing for CNN didn't work either, because Ashton was the first to hit a million last night! He threw a little get together with his friends and Diddy even called up during the final push!

Ashton was AWESOME about this whole thing, too. He was talking about how one person's voice matters and how it wasn't about him, but it was about all of us. Since he won the race, he's sending a $100,000 check to the Malaria No More Fund, and even showed the check on camera. If you missed the live broadcast from last night, fear not! We got our hands on the video, which you can watch below! It's a little long, but Ashton and Diddy make it funny and make the time fly. So check it out, and congrats to Ashton!!

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Vice President's daughter "powders her nose"...and MORE!!!

Joe Biden's daughter loves her some blow. (fried)

Nick Cannon proves he's Mariah's bitch. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher kisses Demi's ass. (agentbedhead)

Holy bad outfits at the Nick Kids' Choice Awards, Batman! (ayyyy)

Tila Tequila rips celebs apart on Twitter. LOVE IT. (POTP)

Josh Hartnett rushed to the hospital! (gabby)

The economic crisis hits Jennifer Garner in the panties! (bitten)

Shawn Michaels wants Bret Hart to induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame? (wrestling)

Demi Moore is a kickass wife

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Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Jillian Barberie thinks Fox sucks...and MORE!!!

Hey Taylor, update your site so I don't have to keep coming up with clever things on your link! (celeb news)

Jillian Barberie is SUPER heated. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher is gonna kill you if you're his neighbor. (candy)

This is a creepy Rihanna look-alike. (ayyyy)

Lily Allen wants to bone your grandpa. (POTP)

Tim Hasselbeck gives his wife Elisabeth the "QB Sneak." (gabby)

Pamela Anderson is in love...and not with Tommy Lee for the 482nd time! (bitten)

Ric Flair attacked by a bear?! (wrestling)

Is Demi Moore pregnant?

Who knew drinking non-alcoholic beer could spark baby rumors? Demi Moore met up with hubby Ashton Kutcher at the wrap party for his latest film, and was spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer, not to mention the two of them were all over each other like flies on poop. I wouldn't put money on Demi being knocked up, but it's entirely possible. She IS a cougar, and Ashton IS a guy, so it wouldn't surprise me. As always, we'll keep you updated if we hear anything.

Will Smith told by Jada to plow the hell out of Rosario Dawson...and MORE!!!

Kelly Osbourne arrested for beating bitches up. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix just made my ears bleed in 90 seconds. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Ashton Kutcher is wearing a turban. (ayyyy)

Jada Pinkett Smith pretty much told Will to bang the sh*t out of Rosario Dawson in his new movie. (gabby)

Celebs make a video for Obama. (bitten)

CM Punk makes history last night on RAW! (wrestling)

No one likes Heidi Montag's clothes...and MORE!!!

Miley Cyrus' Myspace hacker caught!! (smack)

Kate Bosworth wears pie tins in public. (candy)

I think Leelee Sobieski thought she was going to Spirit Week a at a high school. (ayyyy)

"Heidiwood" given the ax!! (POTP)

Hey Coach Kutcher!! Put me in!! (gabby)

You knew it had to happen some day -- Dr. Phil sued for fraud! (bitten)

John Morrison craps on Cryme Tyme! (wrestling)

McDreamy will die in Grey's season premiere?!?!...and MORE!!!

Anne Hathaway looks like she got lip implants then wore her mom's couch cover. (smack)

Jocelyn Wildenstein...the reason to never get plastic surgery. (candy)

For someone who did the walk of shame recently, Mischa Barton is pretty full of herself...and cottage cheese. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson's performance on The View brings people to tears. And not horrible singing tears! Legit beautiful singing tears. (POTP)

Holy incest, Batman! Rumer Willis used to want Ashton Kutcher's sh*t! (gabby)

Grey's Anatomy season premiere sneak peeks! McDreamy dies?! (bitten)

WWE finally starting to recognize Chris Benoit again! (wrestling)

Solange gets a little Weezy...and MORE!!

The Willis/Kutcher entourage hit up The House Bunny premiere. And you know Bruce was there smooching his boyfriend Ashton. (smack)

Fans share their love of art with Sienna Miller. (candy)

Watch out! There's a deer crossing the highway! Oh nevermind, it's just Gwyneth Paltrow (ayyyy)

Beyonce's sister admits to having some drugs in her...and some Weezy. (POTP)

LL Cool J verbally kicks President Bush's ass in new song. (gabby)

Seems like everyone has a chubby for Michael Phelps. But not US swimmer Amanda Beard. (bitten)

Gail Kim leaving TNA to head back to WWE?! (wrestling)

Rumer Willis thinks it's cool that Bruce and Ashton are BFF

Rumer told US Weekly that her, her biological father Bruce Willis, and her stepfather Ashton Kutcher all have a fun time together. She doesn't think it's weird at all that Bruce and Ashton actually get along great and says there's no jealousy or anything like it. She also talked a bit about Ashton.

(He) is so cool. He definitely is a father-slash-older brother figure, but at the same time I can still go out with him and have an amazing time.

Yes, because nothing says fun like going clubbing with a step-parent.

Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! (and more)

Congrats to Carmen Electra and Korn band member Rob Patterson on their engagement! I'm sure it'll be a nice 3 month marriage!


Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! Well if she'll put a scorpion down her pants I guess she'll do anything! (candy)

Ashlee Simpson kind of sort of denies pregnancy to Ellen (video). Which basically means she's knocked up. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes!!! (POTP)

Danica Patrick in a bikini! Reminds me of McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich. It's alright, but totally forgettable. God I hope I don't get the sh*ts. (fatback)

Mariah Carey is almost 40 and still thinks she's too young for babies! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian is finally doing something to earn her fame... besides having a large ass and having sex on camera. (gabby)

Celebrity Rehab is coming back to VH1 (YES!) and look who's signed on to battle their demons for our viewing pleasure! (bitten)

More Amy Winehouse pictures to giggle at. Because high people are funny. (popbytes)

Your Up-To-The-Minute Britney Spears Update! (and more)

Here's your big up-to-the-minute Britney Spears update. (Because without it we'd all go into detox.) (circus)

Paris Hilton is desperate for attention!!! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse live at "The Brit Awards" last night -- video. (popbytes)

Pink speaks to fans about her divorce -- via blogging obviously! (smack)

Jason Wahler banned for using the N-word again! Man I hate that word! (POTP)

Awww... Poor Miley Cyrus wants more friends. (gabby)

Disgusting!!! Ashton Kutcher's birthday party exposes celebrities to hepatitus!!! (bitten)

Sting's wrestling return!!! (wrestling)

Demi Moore -- as sexy as a bag of trash.

Do you think somewhere Ashton Kutcher is thinking to himself, "Sh*t."

Bruce Willis dating young chica

He must be dating her just to say "take that" back to (his ex) Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

Or maybe he's dating her because she's young and hot.

Either way, Bruce Willis is now dating 27-year-old Emma Heming.

That's a difference of at least 60 years between the two!

So -- question is -- who's doing better for themselves - Bruce or Demi???

(Personally I think Ashton and Emma belong together.)