Corbin Bleu gets nakey...and MORE!!

Corbin Bleu and Beautiful Life cast NUDE! (amygrindhouse)

Megan Wants a Millionaire CANCELLED! (smack)

Keira Knightley's airbrushed boobs! (bedhead)

You'll bleed if you go after Kristen Stewart's vag. (ayyyy)

Here's some bullsh*t...Jay-Z's bodyguard charged with assault when he was attacked first! (POTP)

Madonna loves Jesus. Not THAT Jesus...her boyfriend Jesus. (gabby)

Penelope Cruz's baby bump! (bitten)

Kurt Angle issues first statement since arrest. (wrestling)

Penelope Cruz has a bun in the oven?? ..and MORE!!

Penelope Cruz knocked up? (amygrindhouse)

Ryan O'Neal's son rips him a new assh*le. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino rocks the cover of Esquire. (agentbedhead)

Mischa Barton rocks her psych ward onesie? (ayyyy)

Chris Brown and Rihanna back together?! (POTP)

Nobody gives a f*ck about Jon and Kate Plus 8 anymore. (gabby)

Bam Margera trying to save his marriage. (bitten)

Brooke Hogan heading to WWE?! (wrestling)

Baby V wants no babies...and MORE!!

Vanessa Hudgens doesn't want kids. (amygrindhouse)

Senator Chris Dodd has prostate cancer. (VBT)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split. (examiner)

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Vanity Fair covers. (smack)

Holy Jessica Alba's ass! (bedhead)

I feel bad for Penelope Cruz's feet. (ayyyy)

Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics. (POTP)

Joan Rivers -- murderer! (gabby)

Sienna Miller shows Regis and Kelly her ta-tas. (bitten)

Next week's RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

Penelope Cruz gets food poisoning

Penelope Cruz was supposed to promote her upcoming flick Nine at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday, but she ended up getting sidelined with a bout of food poisoning. Penelope is also starring in Broken Embraces, which has its debut later today at the festival. Her rep says there's a good chance she'll be at the premiere, since "she is getting better and is seeing a doctor right now."

Dudes and dudettes, food poisoning SUCKS. Hardcore. Good way to lose some poundage though, considering...umm...I'll just say food or anything else doesn't settle in your tummy for long.

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem split up?

It's looking like Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have called it quits. The first clue was at the Oscars when Javier was nowhere in sight to help her celebrate her win for Best Supporting Actress. He was also nowhere to be seen during a party that her friends threw for her to celebrate. And recently, Javier celebrated his 40th birthday and Penelope wasn't there for it.

Sounds like their relationship is ka-putz!! Or should I say...no es bueno.

Penelope Cruz doesn't like to practice baby-making

So everyone thinks that since Penelope Cruz is hot and has that latina fire to her, she must be a great at "cuddling." But rumor has it she may not even like to "cuddle." WHAT?!

Penelope apparently told the German newspaper Bild that sometimes she's just not into being intimate because of her and her boyfriend's (actor Javier Bardem) opposite schedules. Call me crazy, but if you never see the person you're dating, wouldn't you want to be intimate even more when you actually do?!

There's some controversy with all this though. Penelope's people are saying that she never spoke to the paper, and they're talking about pursuing legal action against them. Meanwhile, Penelope has a hot and steamy love scene with Scarlett Johansson in her newest flick Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which will hit theaters soon.

Muy caliente! (that means "very hot" in Spanish. Man, celeb gossip AND spanish lessons? Dirtydirtdirt.com RULES!)