XTina looks like a tranny clown in new video...and MORE!!!!

Dita Von Teese plans on being "normal" for Halloween. (smack)

Utah bans new Seth Rogen/Elizabeth Banks movie!! (candy)

Mena Suvari has a whole lot of layers of ugly. (ayyyy)

Just dropped -- Christina's new video for Keeps Getting Better! (POTP)

Nicole Richie planning on adding to her family? (gabby)

Carrie Underwood dating a 36-year-old man?! Dammit!! (bitten)

Big star returns to TNA this Thursday!! **SPOILER** (wrestling)

The Olsens are twin bitches...and MORE!!!

Diddy doesn't own a private jet! Just a wing. Seriously. (smack)

The new Seinfeld/Windows Vista commercial sucks. (candy)

Mena Suvari went from hot to ugly to hot again. (ayyyy)

The universe isn't as f*cked as we thought! Tara Reid is NOT engaged! (POTP)

Barack Obama appearing on SNL this week! (gabby)

Being neighbors with the Olsen twins is the opposite of what is good. (bitten)

Jim Ross worried about Ric Flair!! (wrestling)

Mena Suvari engaged!

Mena Suvari got engaged on Wednesday while vacationing in Jamaica with boyfriend Simone Sistito. Yeah, she's a lot hotter now than she was in American Pie. And somewhere, Kevin Spacey is crying that he can't touch her where she pees anymore (if you have no idea what I'm talking about, watch American Beauty).