Bethenny Frankel engaged

The Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel might finally be able to officially call herself a housewife after word just came out that her and her 8-month boyfriend Jason Hoppy are engaged...well, kinda. Jason gave Bethenny a diamond ring, and Beth's rep confirmed that they are in love with each other and plan on getting married, so the ring Jason gave is being considered the starter/promise ring. Beth backs up what her rep said.

I'm in love. I'm pretty much certain I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him... I'm really happy.

Well, congrats goes out to Beth and Jason, but...a promise ring? Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought loser high school kids that think they met their future husband/wife when they get in their first relationships bought promise rings for each other, not people in their late 30s/early 40s. Geeks.

Bethenny Frankel speaks on other reality TV shows

Bethenny Frankel obviously knows about reality TV since she stars in one of the biggest shows on Bravo right now, Real Housewives of New York City. She sat down with our friends at PopEater to chat about her thoughts on other reality shows out there and how she thinks she'd do on them.

I can't wait for [Real Housewives of] New Jersey. I think it will be the best of all of it. I think it will be White-Lanta. I will definitely be blogging on it. I think it's going to be really great and honest ... I think Bravo is smart, they know how to pick crazy people and put them with other crazy people and make it entertaining. I think that on Top Chef, I would maybe make it half-way through … I don't know how to filet an entire fish, I'm allergic to fish. I don't have the most amazing knife skills. Frankly, I don't know that Rachael Ray would get halfway through. I think that those are really serious culinary chefs. That bar has been raised on that show. I think I would do well ... I'm very competitive ... but there are things that they know that I don't know. I’m always flabbergasted by how talented the chefs are there ... I could say I'd go far on Dancing With the Stars. I think I would go farther on Dancing With the Stars than I would on Top Chef and I'm not even a dancer by any stretch of the imagination. On the Celebrity Apprentice, I think I would win.

She also forgot to mention she'd win a Most Humble Person contest, too.

A-Rod banged a Real Housewife of NYC

Bethenny Frankel, who stars on the Bravo show The Real Housewives of New York City, has just come out and said that 3 months ago she was sleeping with New York Yankees' third baseman (and steroid-user) Alex Rodriguez. Apparently, Alex was all Bethenny ever talked about while they were bumping uglies, but A-Rod decided to end the affair. Probably because Madonna would castrate him.

Further proof that A-Rod = loser.