David Duchovny and Tea Leoni get matching tattoos

Recovering sex addict David Duchovny and Tea Leoni announced their separation just 6 months ago, but somehow they've worked through all of their problems (A.K.A. David's banging of several other ladies) and are on the track to happiness again. After David's stint in sex rehab and a romantic trip to Mustique last month, the couple decided to get matching tattoos to etch their love in stone...well, ink. It was actually David's idea. He said his actual wedding ring hurt and he'd bang it everywhere, so he asked Tea if he could get a wedding ring tattooed on him instead. She liked it and got one herself. There's some mystery to it, though, and David wouldn't offer up any info. The tattoo apparently includes the letters AYSF, which stands for a phrase they say to each other.

Anyone have any guess as to what AYSF might mean? Since David is involved, and considering his past "problems," my guess is All Year Sex's Fun.

How David Duchovny got his wife to take him back

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have been married for a good 10 years, but recently it's been super shaky ground since David admitted he was a sex addict, cheated on her a crapload of times, then checked into sex rehab. For a while they were living in different apartments and sharing custody of their 2 kids, but now they're back in the same house and putting the past behind him. So how did David convince Tea to take him back? Promised her another baby. Tea has always wanted a 3rd child, and David promised that if she wasn't knocked up within a year, they'll look into an adoption.

Ahhh the good ole "Baby, I love you, let's have a child together" trump card. Smart move, David. Well-played.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni back together?

Former sex addict David Duchovny was seen trick-or-treating in New York with his kids...and his wife, Tea Leoni. And sources say they actually looked pretty happy and like a couple that wasn't troubled. Did they decide against the separation and divorce?

Maybe David heading to rehab for sex actually worked, which means one of two things: 1) David really is that great of a guy, or 2) Tea really is that dumb of a broad.

David Duchovny comes crawling back

How typical is this -- spouse f*cks up, spouse comes crawling back. Of course, it hasn't been confirmed that David Duchovny cheated on his wife Tea Leoni, but one can only imagine. Either way, Dave is begging Tea to think the separation/divorce over and wants to work things out with her. He blames Billy Bob Thornton for the split, saying that he sent Tea some very sexual text messages.

Oh, David. You checked into rehab for a sex addiction -- no one does that unless they really mess up and want their spouse to forgive them for messing up. Denial and pointing the finger at ole Billy Bob won't help your cause.

David Duchovny suing Daily Mail

David Duchovny is suing the UK's Daily Mail for printing false information accusing him of having an affair with a tennis instructor. He's suing for $1 million in damages.

Face it, Davey boy. You screwed up and cheated on your wife, and you're doing just about anything to make it seem like you're a nice guy because you "voluntarily" went into sex rehab.

Holy dramafest! Tea leaves her hubby for Billy Bob...and MORE!!!

Tea Leoni left David Duchovny for Billy Bob Thornton! (smack)

Elizabeth Hurley has great dedication to acting, and tons of bresticular fortitude. (candy)

I'm convinced Demi Moore and Courteney Cox-Arquette came from the same vagina. (ayyyy)

Jamie Lynn looks like a piece of dried up dog poop. (POTP)

Critics give Katie Holmes the proverbial Rock Bottom. (gabby)

Looking for a sex tape with an old guy and teenage girl? You might be in luck...and no worries, it's not Hugh Hefner. Although that'd be funny. (bitten)

Emma Watson has a boyfriend! Whammy. (yuddy)

Win a night out with The Nature Boy!! WOOOOOOO!!! (wrestling)

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni split

11 years of marriage and 2 months of sex rehab later, David Duchovny has split from his wife Tea Leoni. They have 2 kids together and have actually been separated for a few months, but kept it underwraps to protect their children.

It's pretty simple to figure out how this one went down. David kept cheating on Tea, she caught him, she left him, and in a last ditch effort to save his marriage, he went to rehab for a bogus sex addiction to show her "he's changed."

Again, I'll throw it out there. I don't understand how if you have a hot wife and get to see her naked, you'd really want to go anywhere else.

No alcohol = no clothes for Britney...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan does it with her socks on. (smack)

Tara Reid not acting because of the Writer's Strike..that ended 8 months ago... (candy)

With sex rehab out of the way, maybe David Duchovny should check into rehab for anorexia. (ayyyy)

If you want Britney naked, just take away the alcohol! (POTP)

Holly Madison bowls for boobies. No, seriously. (gabby)

Madonna is cocked, locked, and ready to rock the red carpet. (bitten)

Marcia Brady LOVED the powder back in the day. (yuddy)

Mick Foley starring in sitcom?! (wrestling)

David Duchovny completes sex rehab

X-Files star David Duchovny is out of sex rehab after a two month stint, which still makes me laugh. His lawyer talked to usmagazine.com.

David has successfully completed his rehabilitation. He is out of rehab and will be starting a movie soon.

How funny would it be if there was a sex scene in this movie?

David Duchovny checks into rehab

Yes, X-Files fans. It's true. David Duchovny has checked into rehab, but not for drugs or alcohol. No sir, Davey-boy has a sex addiction! You know, as if this isn't funny enough, all I can think of is how much of a crush my 8th grade girlfriend had on him. That makes this story classic.

X-Files returns to the big screen!

Yup, that's David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson looking pretty awkward at the LA premiere of X-Files: I Want to Believe last night. The movie hits the theaters this weekend.